The Sereni-Tree: Quest For The Giant Firebreathing Space Chickens!
POSTED BY: TheRealMe
UPDATED: Thursday, September 21, 2006 06:07
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*raises an eyebrow*
"and just how do you know so much about the wenches here about?
no, don't answer that, not sure i want to know."
*waves to wisp*
"Bye bye sweetie, have fun! Don't catch anything!"
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Oh yeah no more with evil twin thing. It was fun, but so freaking confusing!
Um didn't we have some intricate plan as to how were gonna ride in and and free the firechickens?
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Free the chickens? I thought we were to kill and mutilate 'em. And then eat them! And eat their unborn children!
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What plan am I on?
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So, what you're saying is we came all the way out to this crappy planet to get fried chicken? I'm not an expert in the food prep area, but I'm betting there is an easier way around that. Also, I have no idea what the plan entails, I'm just here for the shopping.
*gets up on the chicken and begins to ride
Giddyup!!!!!!!!
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Well, I've never had ZFC(Zanzibar Fried Chicken). Might be tasty. But first things first. The shops. But I thought we were to capture several of the wild ones for farming, and possibly training for combat. I might be confused. wouldn't be the first time.
"I have been here many times before In a life I used to live
But I have never seen these streets so fresh Washed with morning rain
I have seen this face a thousand times Every morning of my life
But I never saw these eyes so clear Free of doubt and pain
Like the whole world has been made again."
Made Again (Brave)-Marillion
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Quote:
Originally posted by seryn:
*raises an eyebrow*
"and just how do you know so much about the wenches here about?
no, don't answer that, not sure i want to know."
*waves to wisp*
"Bye bye sweetie, have fun! Don't catch anything!"
http://www.myspace.com/seryndippyt
"Five years on a planet and a man learns a thing or two about its cultures and customs. You don't think I spent that time in a coma did you?"
SR turns to Cozen.
"Coz, may I call you coz? The locals revere the chickens. Killing them for any reason other than self defence is a capitol crime, death by torture. How did Ragnar the obtuse put it?"
SR scratches his head.
"Oh yes, 'Kill a chicken and we'll get primordial on your ass.' So don't kill the chickens. There are plenty of wild boar running around that you are perfectly welcome to kill and eat. It's considered unsportman like and cowardly to hunt them with projectile weapons though."
Scorpion Regent
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Wisp approached a young girl at the end of the bar. She was beautiful. The bottle of whisky didnt alter this fact although made her a little blurry round the edges.
Wisp rembered SR's words and knew a drunken bafoon would not win him a piece of this fine ass. He reached into his bag and extracted a small vial with a large 'D' On the bung. He quickly drank it down and quivered for a second. This was Wisps rapid detox-soberifier. Couldnt cure a hangover but would make you completely sober for 48 hours. The you would experience a very drunken state for four hours and a comatose state for another 4 and then you would have a hangover for 40. But this was worth it.
In his new sober state he approached the girl aged roughly 20 with mucky blond hair and ragged clothes. She appeared to be a local farm girl who must have a very important heritage to be allowed to drink in this bar.
"Good day mi lady" Wisp spoke doffing his hat "I was wondering of youd do me the honour of letting me buy you a drink"
"No drink but i'll lift my skirt for you round the back" Thankyou SR i could have done that after 3 bottles.
Wisp left with the girl there and then. and returned an hour later (the boy has stamina) to find another naughty girl to corrupt further.
"I could be a companion he said pouring another drink"
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As TheRealMe rides into the village on his robotic space chicken, he takes note of Wisp's wild successes and realizes that this must be a fantasy world after all!
He meets some locals on the town's dirt road. He tips his hat. "Huzzah!"
"Huzzah, sir!" they reply.
TheRealMe had gotten this far, but what next? "Huh, nice weather, huh?"
TheRealMe, Captain of the Sereni-Tree
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I beleive you. Thousands wouldn't.
Ah, well, it look like they're having some kind of lawn party at the castle - there are guys on chickens trying to poke each other with big sticks, i'm going to see what thats about.
*watches all head off to village* no one wants to come with? Ah well.
*rides off to castle*
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"Not only is my stick harder and longer than yours, it has fantastic gripping capabilities!" 13 calls heartily, thrusting his wood (stick) into his foe's chest.
"And my cock is fiercer as well!" he says, patting the rooster's crest.
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