Pigs can eat people..?
POSTED BY: Calhoun
UPDATED: Tuesday, August 15, 2006 22:45
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I was bitten by a pig once. Almost lost my thumb.
They will eat ANYTHING. The day they learn how to deal with their lack of opposible digits, we humans will be screwed.
And yeah, when I was a kid, an old man up the road fell into his hog-pen. All they found was a few parts.
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This explains so much now... remember in the beginning of the Wizzard of Oz, when Dorothy falls in with the pigs? I could never understand why she'd be so terrified. Now I know. And I'm the better for it...No, I think I could have lived a nice happy life not knowing little piggy could have me for dinner.
Mag dearling, dreams of either Mal or Jayne rescuing you can't be all bad.
hmmmmmmm
I'll be in my bunk.
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This thread is getting better than the "Did you know chickens eat mice" thread. And that is saying something!
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Originally posted by dopeyname101:
In the immortal words of Bricktop:
You're always gonna have problems lifting a body in one piece. Apparently, the best thing to do is cut up a corpse into six pieces and pile it all together. Then when you got your six pieces, you gotta get rid of them, because there's no good in leaving it in a deep freeze for your mum to discover, now is it? Then I hear the best thing to do is feed them to pigs. You gotta starve the pigs for a few days, then the sight of a chopped up body would look like curry to a pissant. You gotta shave the head of your victim and pull the teeth out for the sake of the piggy's digestion. You could do this afterwards, of course, but you don't wanna go sifting through pig shit now do ya? They will go through bone like butter. You need at least sixteen pigs to do the job in one sitting so be weary of any man who keeps a pig farm. They will go through a body that weighs two-hundred pounds in about...eight minutes. That means that a single pig can consume two pounds of un-cooked flesh every minute. Hence the expression: "as greedy as a pig."
I've got to stop checking this site during my lunch break.
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yes pigs eat people, other pigs, just about anything in fact:)
It's really a good disposal method, better than chipper shredder as bits o' people get stuck in it and it's hard to get them all out.
Also med students use pigs because their systems are so similar to people. They've even transplanted pigs organs to people as a temp hold while waiting for a donor organ:)
I choose to rise instead of fall- U2
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Originally posted by dopeyname101:
In the immortal words of Bricktop:
You're always gonna have problems lifting a body in one piece. Apparently, the best thing to do is cut up a corpse into six pieces and pile it all together. Then when you got your six pieces, you gotta get rid of them, because there's no good in leaving it in a deep freeze for your mum to discover, now is it? Then I hear the best thing to do is feed them to pigs. You gotta starve the pigs for a few days, then the sight of a chopped up body would look like curry to a pissant. You gotta shave the head of your victim and pull the teeth out for the sake of the piggy's digestion. You could do this afterwards, of course, but you don't wanna go sifting through pig shit now do ya? They will go through bone like butter. You need at least sixteen pigs to do the job in one sitting so be weary of any man who keeps a pig farm. They will go through a body that weighs two-hundred pounds in about...eight minutes. That means that a single pig can consume two pounds of un-cooked flesh every minute. Hence the expression: "as greedy as a pig."
It's actually easier to run the body through something like a wood chipper to turn it into chum for them.
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Originally posted by dopeyname101:
In the immortal words of Bricktop:
You're always gonna have problems lifting a body in one piece. Apparently, the best thing to do is cut up a corpse into six pieces and pile it all together. Then when you got your six pieces, you gotta get rid of them, because there's no good in leaving it in a deep freeze for your mum to discover, now is it? Then I hear the best thing to do is feed them to pigs. You gotta starve the pigs for a few days, then the sight of a chopped up body would look like curry to a pissant. You gotta shave the head of your victim and pull the teeth out for the sake of the piggy's digestion. You could do this afterwards, of course, but you don't wanna go sifting through pig shit now do ya? They will go through bone like butter. You need at least sixteen pigs to do the job in one sitting so be weary of any man who keeps a pig farm. They will go through a body that weighs two-hundred pounds in about...eight minutes. That means that a single pig can consume two pounds of un-cooked flesh every minute. Hence the expression: "as greedy as a pig."
It's actually easier to run the body through something like a wood chipper to turn it into chum for them.
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As the teacher from Fargo pointed out. It's hard to clean the wood chipper. Defeats the point of feeding the body to the pigs. Well, it's true.
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