Pigs can eat people..?

POSTED BY: Calhoun
UPDATED: Tuesday, August 15, 2006 22:45
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CALHOUN

Tuesday, August 15, 2006 1:50 AM

I was just reading Succatashs post about chickens eating mice and it jogged my memory to a recurring theme in the TV series "Deadwood". When ever a dead body needs disposing of they throw it in with the pigs. I dont know how historically correct this is but it gives me pause when I sit down for bacon and eggs..

DOPEYNAME101

Tuesday, August 15, 2006 1:55 AM

Apparently it's Bricktop's preferred method of disposal. (watch Snatch.)

KANEMAN

Tuesday, August 15, 2006 2:38 AM

Yes..as long as the human is of French descent...They taste like chicken.......

ONTHEDRIFT

Tuesday, August 15, 2006 3:28 AM

Yes they can, and apparently I'm thinking we're pretty tasty.
Real life pig-eating-human story follows, spoilered in case you don't have the stomach for it. It's not excessively graphic or anything I just know some people umm don't want to know such things.

Select to view spoiler:

My father is a police officer and he worked a case where they suspected a husband had murdered his wife, but they couldn't turn up a body. Turns out he killed her and then fed her to their pigs. They secured a conviction because they found some sort of DNA remnants in the pigs feces. Lovely eh,

DOPEYNAME101

Tuesday, August 15, 2006 3:52 AM

In the immortal words of Bricktop:

You're always gonna have problems lifting a body in one piece. Apparently, the best thing to do is cut up a corpse into six pieces and pile it all together. Then when you got your six pieces, you gotta get rid of them, because there's no good in leaving it in a deep freeze for your mum to discover, now is it? Then I hear the best thing to do is feed them to pigs. You gotta starve the pigs for a few days, then the sight of a chopped up body would look like curry to a pissant. You gotta shave the head of your victim and pull the teeth out for the sake of the piggy's digestion. You could do this afterwards, of course, but you don't wanna go sifting through pig shit now do ya? They will go through bone like butter. You need at least sixteen pigs to do the job in one sitting so be weary of any man who keeps a pig farm. They will go through a body that weighs two-hundred pounds in about...eight minutes. That means that a single pig can consume two pounds of un-cooked flesh every minute. Hence the expression: "as greedy as a pig."

CAPTURE

Tuesday, August 15, 2006 4:10 AM

I could have lived my whole life not knowing anything that follows this thread...but thanks for the odd knowledge, I might need it someday...lets hope not though!

Capture

ain't had nothing
twixt my nethers...weren't run on batteries.
Yup...still single...

KANEMAN

Tuesday, August 15, 2006 4:14 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by dopeyname101:
In the immortal words of Bricktop:

You're always gonna have problems lifting a body in one piece. Apparently, the best thing to do is cut up a corpse into six pieces and pile it all together. Then when you got your six pieces, you gotta get rid of them, because there's no good in leaving it in a deep freeze for your mum to discover, now is it? Then I hear the best thing to do is feed them to pigs. You gotta starve the pigs for a few days, then the sight of a chopped up body would look like curry to a pissant. You gotta shave the head of your victim and pull the teeth out for the sake of the piggy's digestion. You could do this afterwards, of course, but you don't wanna go sifting through pig shit now do ya? They will go through bone like butter. You need at least sixteen pigs to do the job in one sitting so be weary of any man who keeps a pig farm. They will go through a body that weighs two-hundred pounds in about...eight minutes. That means that a single pig can consume two pounds of un-cooked flesh every minute. Hence the expression: "as greedy as a pig."

Holy shit!..Put much thought into this...Jesus...ROFL!!!

PS. Just saw the "Bricktop" Ref...Had me crackin up. I thought we had another maniac on board
*Goes back to feeling lonely*

FLORALBUNNY

Tuesday, August 15, 2006 4:56 AM

There's a line from "country" humor
that goes something like, "We ain't
had so much fun since the pigs ate
Cousin Bobby" or insert name and
relationship of your choice.

I'd heard of the spoilered-out item.
Won't ask about it for fear of icking
out some readers.

Also -- trivia: human being as a foodstuff
may be referred to as "long pig." Something
to do with our flavor.

bun, always a ham
~2006~Firefly Summer~2006~
==We aim to exponentiate==
----Hide the rum! 0507----

KANEMAN

Tuesday, August 15, 2006 5:00 AM

Why do I find myself getting hungry?

MALBADLATIN

Tuesday, August 15, 2006 5:44 AM

Just a note: I remember reading a book describing an English penal colony on Norfolk Island (The Fatal Shore). Details in a convicts journal described how the settlement was starving and they would eat anything they could lay their hands on.

American whalers would sometimes operate in the area and would disgorge unwanted whale entrails over the side of the ship, those entrails would wash up on shore and the convicts would collect and eat the briney floating globs of offal and if any was left over they would feed it to the pigs they had. The convict noted how the taste of pig flesh would change to a nasty oily whale flavor.

Canadian bacon is people !11@!

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