Loafer's Nook 20- La Siesta antes La Fiesta
POSTED BY: Jadehand
UPDATED: Thursday, September 7, 2006 15:32
VIEWED: 14946
PAGE 7 of 24
It's even better!
Serenity,
First Officer of Destiny
President of The Juggled Gosling Chatroom
Bride8
http://callmeserenity.livejournal.com/
NOTIFY: Y | REPLY | REPLY WITH QUOTE | PERMALINK | TOP | HOME
Quote:
Originally posted by seryn:
well, i'm certainly awsome, threfore well qualified... so yes!
...
...wait! what exactly does it entail?
you are certainly well qualified. it truly entails nothing besides being your rather awesome self. honest.
NOTIFY: N | REPLY | REPLY WITH QUOTE | PERMALINK | TOP | HOME
then i accept! I shall be the third in your awe inspiring trinity.
ok, but i have to warn you, i may just be the most clumsy person you or anyone else here knows. In the past three days alone i have managed to sustain 5 separate injuries - cuts, bruises, scrapes and burns, take your pick. Starting with a friction burn on my wrist, then dropping my keyboard edge first on my foot, a cut fron the sharp uncovered edge of a metal hook, followed swiftly by scrapes and grazes in the same spot, where i ignored it and went to fish marbles out from under a radiator, and finally, i managed to burn my hand on the grill guard of our oven.
Its come up in a great big blister, all red and stingy. It doesn't look good, and it hurts a bit. but the scar is going to be great.
all this, while i've been handling a very large, very sharp pair of aviator shears - designed to cut through metal like its paper, and haven't yet had an accident. (touch wood!)
I really don't get me sometimes.
But i've decided to hire out my services as a health and safety inspector - if i can go in and walk around your workplace with out maiming myself then you've passed the inspection.
or maybe i'm just some kind of genius - so misunderstood that even i'm misunderstanding me.
http://www.myspace.com/seryndippyt
NOTIFY: Y | REPLY | REPLY WITH QUOTE | PERMALINK | TOP | HOME
See? Super secret super powers!!!!
And, Seryn, I understand you. I'm a complete and utter klutz, too. For example: just after I typed that last bit out, I took a bite of my pizza and managed to drop a bit of bell pepper which dribbled tomato sauce all over my white shirt.
Serenity,
First Officer of Destiny
President of The Juggled Gosling Chatroom
Bride8
http://callmeserenity.livejournal.com/
NOTIFY: Y | REPLY | REPLY WITH QUOTE | PERMALINK | TOP | HOME
I'm ridiculously clumsy, too. I generally hit my head on something once a day (semis on occasion).
NOTIFY: N | REPLY | REPLY WITH QUOTE | PERMALINK | TOP | HOME
*Immediately applies to medical school*
NOTIFY: Y | REPLY | REPLY WITH QUOTE | PERMALINK | TOP | HOME
*brings helmets to D*C
(you know, pretty helmets that match your eyes and outfits so you still look good)
NOTIFY: Y | REPLY | REPLY WITH QUOTE | PERMALINK | TOP | HOME
Yes, but for my part, you're going to have to include cotton wool socks and gloves at least up to the elbow.
Does cotton wool come in pretty colours to match my eyes?
NOTIFY: Y | REPLY | REPLY WITH QUOTE | PERMALINK | TOP | HOME
I'm clumsy as a loony, at least I was but I've been doing martial arts since I was five and it gradually wore off in most areas of my life (though still not completly, I dropped a desktop computer on my foot yesterday).
You all need to start martial arts.
More insane ramblings by the people who brought you beeeer milkshakes!
No one can see their reflection in running water. It is only in still water that we can see.
NOTIFY: Y | REPLY | REPLY WITH QUOTE | PERMALINK | TOP | HOME
uh, no, i don't think so.
See, with out the martial arts training, it was just a keyboard, with the training its apparently the entire computer.
Somehow doesn't strike me as a good plan.
http://www.myspace.com/seryndippyt
NOTIFY: Y | REPLY | REPLY WITH QUOTE | PERMALINK | TOP | HOME