Scientists invent non-melty chocolate!!!
POSTED BY: Cybersnark
UPDATED: Saturday, August 26, 2006 02:57
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I was thinking more of the reason I had to throw out a whole package of Peanut Butter Cups last night (they weren't Peanut Butter Cups anymore, they were mis-shapen abominations against man and nature).
(They'd melted inside the package, then resolidified all fused together and greasy from the escaped peanut oil 
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We applied the cortical electrodes but were unable to get a neural reaction from either patient.
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When you are in the desert where things tend to explode with alarming frequency the last thing you are looking for is a heat resistant chocolate bar.
Don't much care for melty chocolate with sand in it. Or anything with sand in it for that matter. They can keep their sand, I'll take the chocolate and a cold place to eat it; everyone involved would be much happier.
Who do you think eats more chocolate, Jayne or Mal? (just to make this post relevant)
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I dunno... I think maybe Jayne... but it could be either.
I think we need to work on the definition of melted chocolate. I know, I know, semantics. but still, when you first said melted chocolate I thought the kind of chocolate you leave in your pocket or some other inconvienent place and let it melt with other things and get icky, rather than controlled melted, or liquified chocolate, which I LOVE. chocolate fondue perhaps would be a better term. mmmm... fonduuuuuueeee....
and the army funded another idea like that, ended up with M&M's, only without the colour coatedness, so they didn't melt so much. cased chocolate!
~Qwerty
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Thank god we know that scientists are working on the things that really matter.
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Jayne definately eats more chocolate. Mal's too busy with captain-y things to bother. 
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Thank god we know that scientists are working on the things that really matter.
My sentiments exactly - at least, assuming this is sarcasm.
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Melty resistant chocolate. Where do I sign up for tester?
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Quote:Actually, if more scientists worked on stuff like this instead of building bombs, guns, and war machines, think how much better the world would be.
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Thank god we know that scientists are working on the things that really matter.
My sentiments exactly - at least, assuming this is sarcasm.
When you think about it, sufficient chocolate could bring about world peace.
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We applied the cortical electrodes but were unable to get a neural reaction from either patient.
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Chocolate. Just roles off my tongue. Chocolate covered donuts with Bavarian Creme filling.
I eat it so fast it ain't got time to melt.
Knew this was one damn nice site when I signed on. And now you proved it.
Should be a rule. All threads must contain the word chocolate in their description.
Traveler
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hmmm... reminds me of a movie. with johnny depp... wait! TWO movies with johnny depp. Charlie and the Chocolate Factory and Chocolat. Willy Wonka can surely make chocolate that doesn't melt...
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