be random now
POSTED BY: Guywhowantsafireflyofhisown
UPDATED: Sunday, August 20, 2006 20:15
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SPOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOON!
http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/flash/llama.php
-try it out, I dare you
98% of teens have smoked pot, if you are one of the 2% that haven't, copy this into your signature
I'm so into Firefly, my butt glows in the dark.
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*chases Llama* Heeeere Llamey-wamey... come heeeere llamy-wamey...
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Handy tip of the day: if you want something to get fixed, do not swear violently at the only person at the answering service 
All things, oh priests, are on fire - Gautama Siddharta
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Handy tip of the day: if you want something to get fixed, do not swear violently at the only person at the answering service
Having been the only person at the answering service, I really second that. It's never that person's decision to be the only one there and there's only so much violent swearing any customer service person can take.
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announcer: Prepare to be SHOCKED! with Shad Grimgravy
*shows up wearing a mad wig, a weird mustache, and a pnik rode with a black sash, he says in a funny high-pitched voice*
Joyce, Conrad, Eunesco and Danielle Steele.
They are the masters, NAY the choreographers
of that sublime etymology we call "English"!
But none! None I say are as accomplished
as that scribe known as "Japanese"
Yes, from the land of "The System of Alive" , "Lead in Beat Magic 2004" and "Mr.Children" !
are artifacts of such tender tongue massagers.
that we must give them their due. Mama!
Now join me to gaze longingly on these artifacts
of linguistic sublimation.
One savvy wordsmith informs us, that you can buy excellent gifts by small coin,
and that the Mighty Soxer comes with Beautiful Smiling Face!
Oh face! Oh face of Super Potato! You friendly root vegetable!
Providing the access to cheap electronic merchandise!
Oh Japanese!
You take the time to remind us poor souls that Your favorite space, animate, is for your pleasure and dream.
Caution! Don't lean on the gate. The gate would fall down when lean on it. It occurs you Trouble.
Reinvigorate yourself by declaring:
"I like Sporty!" and "I am Yuppie!"
Shocking!
You have the cause of all things shallow and cash-driven.
But nothing! But nothing! Nothing I say is so delicate
as this pronouncement of caring and authority:
"Our shop accepts neither the unjustgreat success which uses an instrument, nor any fraud of coin and a ball. Please understand beforehand that the police is connected with by regulation of our shop, and appropriate measures are taken when discovered. Note A sentence of guilty has come out of such an example."
And what an example it is! I tremble! Tremble before such skill!
Such holographic majesty! I humbly bow
before those titans of typographic titillation - those masters of English: the Japanese!
http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/flash/llama.php
-try it out, I dare you
98% of teens have smoked pot, if you are one of the 2% that haven't, copy this into your signature
I'm so into Firefly, my butt glows in the dark.
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Quote:Surely this precludes the possibillity of it being random?
be random now
More insane ramblings by the people who brought you beeeer milkshakes!
No one can see their reflection in running water. It is only in still water that we can see.
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*smashes a pie in citizen's face*
http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/flash/llama.php
-try it out, I dare you
98% of teens have smoked pot, if you are one of the 2% that haven't, copy this into your signature
I'm so into Firefly, my butt glows in the dark.
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*Ducks*
You missed.
More insane ramblings by the people who brought you beeeer milkshakes!
No one can see their reflection in running water. It is only in still water that we can see.
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NI! *others* NI! NI! NI! NI!
http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/flash/llama.php
-try it out, I dare you
98% of teens have smoked pot, if you are one of the 2% that haven't, copy this into your signature
I'm so into Firefly, my butt glows in the dark.
NOTIFY: Y | REPLY | REPLY WITH QUOTE | PERMALINK | TOP | HOME