be random now
POSTED BY: Guywhowantsafireflyofhisown
UPDATED: Sunday, August 20, 2006 20:15
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Surely be requesting we be random we have become random and sent this thread spirilling into a self questioning paradox which we will surley never escape???
Or should i just say Whizpop??
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If the Random reaches a point of singularity will it implode randomly taking the site with it?
More insane ramblings by the people who brought you beeeer milkshakes!
No one can see their reflection in running water. It is only in still water that we can see.
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Quote:
Originally posted by citizen:
If the Random reaches a point of singularity will it implode randomly taking the site with it?
NOOOOOOOOOOO!
All things, oh priests, are on fire - Gautama Siddharta
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Mother Gold Hips! No, you're not a lion, that's just silly.
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*sits at her computer thinking 'should I apply to go on a weight loss TV show'*
*big sigh*
*walks out into the centre of the thread*
*clears throat*
"It won't be easy - you'll think it strange
When I try to explain how I feel
That I still need your love, after all that I've done
You won't believe me, all you will see is a girl you once knew, although she's dressed up to the nines... at sixes and sevens with you!
I had to let it happen, I had to change
Couldn't spend all my life down at heel
Staring out of the window, staying out of the sun
So I chose freeeeeeedom, running around trying everything new, but nothing impressed me at all
I never expected it to...
Don't cry for me Argentina
The truth is, I never left you
All through my wild days
My mad existance
I kept my promise
Don't keep your distance"
*bows, curtsies and thinks 'I always suspected I was a better singer on the internet than in the flesh!' 
"I love my Captain!"
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"Snakes On A Plane"? Bor-ing.
I wanna see "Snakes On A Firefly"!
KAYLEE: I think it's the sweetest hat ever.
one of the FORSAKEN: We aim to burn!
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I am on this posting marathon since I stopped receiveing Email notifications about replys to my posts. I figure if they actually start working again I'll have a zillion notifications suddenly swamping my Inbox.
So this one goes out to some wonderful women who seem to need a little cheer. For you Magdalena, Phoenixrose, and Desktophippie.
I'll be seeing you in you in all the old familiar places
That this heart of mine embraces all day through
In the small cafe, the park across the way
The children's carousel, the chestnut trees, the wishing well
I'll be seeing you in every lovely summer's day
In everything that's light and gay
I'll always think of you that way
I'll find you in the mornin' sun
And when the night is new
I'll be looking at the moon
But I'll be seeing you
---instrumental break---
I'll find you in the mornin' sun
And when the night is new
I'll be looking at the moon
But I'll be seeing you
Have a better day tomorrow;
Traveler
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*steps forward*
*grabs microphone* Testing, testing, is this thing on?
*notices switch on microphone on side is off and turns it on*
*begins a singing*
--musical instrumental to "(When you say) Nothing at All"---
It's amazing how you can speak right to my heart
Without saying a word
You light up the dark
Try as I may I could never explain
What I hear when you don't say a thing
The smile on your face lets me know that you need me
There's a truth in your eyes saying you'll never leave me
The touch of your hand says you'll catch me if ever I fall
You say it best
When you say nothing at all
--short musical interlude--
All day long I can hear people talking out loud (loud)
But when you hold me near
You drown out the crowd
Old Mister Webster could never define
What's being said between your heart and mine
The smile on your face lets me know that you need me
There's a truth in your eyes saying you'll never leave me
The touch of your hand says you'll catch me if ever I fall
You say it best
When you say nothing at all
(no, no, no, no, no-oh)
When you say nothing at all
When you say nothing at all
When you say nothing at all
When you say nothing at all
When you say nothing at all.
That song always makes me think of several relationships (Simon and River, Simon and Kaylee in a way, and Wash and Zoe -- those relationships that seem to defy the need for words).
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--musical instrumental to "(When you say) Nothing at All"---
It's amazing how pretty you looked on that night,
Your skirt was so short and your top was so tight.
I bought you a drink and we danced on the floor,
We pulled and you came back to mine for some more.
Your skirt ended up on the living room chairs,
And your top and your bra, they came off on the stairs,
And though you looked fit with your clothes on,
Man I was a fool…
Cos you look like s**t when you wear nothing at all.
Oh the clothes that you wore looked a million dollars,
But the body beneath, it looked just like Rick Waller's.
The makeup you wear is a clever disguise
To hide your moustache and the squint in your eyes.
Your cellulite's dreadful, your covered in zits and
Your stomach's about as defined as quicksand.
If I'm being honest your tits are unacceptably small,
So you look like s**t when you wear nothing at all.
When we went back to mine I was up for a shag.
In the bedroom I realised you're a dumpy old slag.
Your pubes reach your navel and they cover your thighs,
Didn't know they made arses that size.
When we met on that night, I could swear that I never
Would have guessed you're a female Andrew Lloyd Webber.
The hair on your chest's a bit endocrinological,
And you look like s**t when you wear nothing at all.
Your teeth are all yellow, with bloody great gaps so
Your face is a picture, by Pablo Picasso.
I can see that your arse has its own gravitational pull,
And you look like s**t when you wear nothing at all.
Don't judge it too harshly, it's a song sold on an album whose proceeds go to charity.
More insane ramblings by the people who brought you beeeer milkshakes!
No one can see their reflection in running water. It is only in still water that we can see.
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