I just heard the stupid comment of the week.
POSTED BY: AURaptor
UPDATED: Thursday, July 27, 2006 08:48
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Just to clarify there's a lot of water under the bridge between Armchair Quarterback and I and through continued failed attempts to actually talk to him like a human being I've learnt its a pointless exercise.
More insane ramblings by the people who brought you beeeer milkshakes!
No one can see their reflection in running water. It is only in still water that we can see.
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OK. No one has asked he big question yet.
Why are alligators' genitals tucked up into a slit in their bodies?
a)Modesty?
b)Intelligent design?
c)The fact that all the proto-alligators whose dangly bits didn't tuck up had them bitten off by proto-snapping turtles and couldn't reproduce?
d)Use of depleted uranium rounds by the Stegosaurs in the Stegosaurus-Triceratops Wars of the Cretaecous?
e)something else?
"Keep the Shiny side up"
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Like I said Armchair Quarterback, if you want to make good on the threats of physical violence you've made against me in the past I'll be ready and waiting. We both know you won’t, its real easy to threaten people over the net, not so easy face to face, but you wouldn't know that, never having done it. Whatever else I've done, whatever else I am I've never threatened to beat some one up over the internet, your pathetic.
Just don't bring weapons like some sort of coward.
It's funny to see foreigners use American terms when they have no clue what they're talking about. Armchair quaterback..heh heh. Funny.
a) I've made no threats toward you,and my comments were only in response to threats made by your toward me first. I believe my only comment was " me kicking your ass won't make you any more / less wrong " or words to that effect. Simply stating, violence would NOT prove to be the deciding factor here, nor would it change any of the facts. Take it as you wish.
Quite simply, your claims of any threats is nothing mroe than a strawman scenario based solely on your own delusion. Trying to 'bait' me into a war of words to escalate into childish acts of violence...please.
b ) Yeah, I'm gonna bring a weapon to an AIRPORT....NOT! ROFLOL !! 9/11 happened here, moron, not that I'd bring any weapons anyway....you must have seen Deliverance a few too many times.
" You're " pathetic first.
People love a happy ending. So every episode, I will explain once again that I don't like people. And then Mal will shoot someone. Someone we like. And their puppy. - Joss
" They don't like it when you shoot at 'em. I worked that out myself. "
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Quote:So...do you think Global Warming has had an impact with the area they shot Deliverance in?
Originally posted by AURaptor:
b ) Yeah, I'm gonna bring a weapon to an AIRPORT....NOT! ROFLOL !! 9/11 happened here, moron, not that I'd bring any weapons anyway....you must have seen Deliverance a few too many times.
Chrisisall
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Originally posted by Geezer:
OK. No one has asked he big question yet.
Why are alligators' genitals tucked up into a slit in their bodies?
a)Modesty?
b)Intelligent design?
c)The fact that all the proto-alligators whose dangly bits didn't tuck up had them bitten off by proto-snapping turtles and couldn't reproduce?
d)Use of depleted uranium rounds by the Stegosaurs in the Stegosaurus-Triceratops Wars of the Cretaecous?
e)something else?
"Keep the Shiny side up"
Alligators have it sorted. They don't have the stupid sytem of leaving their most importand organ (genetically speaking) dangling naked and vulnerable exposed to the cruel elements. Human males only look as silly as they do because a more sensible mutation hasn't come along yet. Give it a few million years and we may have got the temperature control sysem inside our bodies sorted to the extent that we can do away with dangly bits! (Sorry, is mentioning evolution considered contraversial here?
)In the meantime, heed the sign!
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Quote:I think some support 'intelligent design' as an alternative. Can you believe it? In this day and age.
Sorry, is mentioning evolution considered contraversial here?
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Originally posted by EmmaRigby:
(Sorry, is mentioning evolution considered contraversial here?
I don't believe there is sufficient scientific evidence to support the theory of evolution.
Hahaha.... mwahahaha (evil laugh).
I think Rue just ran out vomiting.
Can't Take My Gorram Sky
(Yes, I was kidding. Sort of.)
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Now I'm going to bring in the ad hominem thread at this point - you - you - LUDDITE !
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I'm for being marsupial!! Or at least redesigning the female pelvis and legs to make delivery less dangerous and walking much less damaging on the joints.
'Course I probably don't get a vote...
Maybe if we rigged males up with an internal coolant system we could get the genetic packaging tucked up in safely? Can we rig up the bladder as a water bath?
Future generations could *not* get the reference to males being groined in movies, not that that doesn't hurt women too..
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Believe me, it was self evident even to someone who has never seen either of you post before.
That was rather my point.
I was hoping to subtly, using humor, hint that it would be nice if you gentlemen could take the argument outside (start a flame war thread, whatever) and let everyone else continue with their discussion, which I was actually enjoying.
You could try doing what I have done with my uncle whose views I do not concur. I ignore his emails. Just delete 'em right out of existence because I know there is no reasoning with the man. My life is much more peaceful since I tried this approach.
The suggestion came from my mother, who is his sister. It's what *she* does. If we ever get important news from him we're screwed, but that probably won't happen.
I don't know if this site has a moderator, from what I've seen folks tend to be pretty civil to one another without much in the way of argy-bargies. It is one of the things I like about it. People united in support of something and leaving their egos at the door, but not their sense of humor.
Oops, someone's just kicked my soapbox out from under me..time's up.
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