Two Jaynes walk into a bar...

POSTED BY: Piz
UPDATED: Tuesday, August 1, 2006 23:07
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PIZ

Saturday, July 15, 2006 4:56 PM

Sorry, just wanted to see something other than that other, similarly-named thread popping up all the time.

Here, be random...

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"That's what government's for: get in a man's way." - Mal

22CLAWS

Saturday, July 15, 2006 5:07 PM

The veins of my brain bleed bumblebees on speed.

Random enough?
22

PHOENIXROSE

Saturday, July 15, 2006 5:12 PM

"Ow!"
"Gorramit!"

"Give me the best whiskey in the house!"

22CLAWS

Saturday, July 15, 2006 5:28 PM

"My mind is a handgrenade. Catch."

Catch 22

PIZ

Saturday, July 15, 2006 5:29 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by PhoenixRose:

Shiny new sig pic!

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"That's what government's for: get in a man's way." - Mal

CRUITHNE3753

Saturday, July 15, 2006 5:33 PM

...You'd think at least one of them would have ducked.

RUE

Saturday, July 15, 2006 5:48 PM

Now that's just downright unsettlin' ..

EMBERS

Saturday, July 15, 2006 5:55 PM

mmmm two Jaynes....

I think I'll have to lure them upstairs to MY bunk

CHOO1701

Saturday, July 15, 2006 9:01 PM

Simon: theres TWO now!!!!

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"Remember, always be yourself. Unless you suck."-Joss Whedon

ITES RULE!!!!

GUYWHOWANTSAFIREFLYOFHISOWN

Sunday, July 16, 2006 12:36 AM

my kitten is lying on my printer whilst I play with a pocket watch

http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/flash/llama.php
-try it out, I dare you

98% of teens have smoked pot, if you are one of the 2% that haven't, copy this into your signature

I'm so into Firefly, my butt glows in the dark.

BIGWOLF18

Sunday, July 16, 2006 12:41 AM

random= woopwoopwoopwooopwooooooooooop!

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the following people kick pigu! terry pratchett, nathan fillion, jewel staite, antonio banderas, liam neeson and finally joss whendon himself!

CRUITHNE3753

Sunday, July 16, 2006 1:18 AM

Hmmm. The title of this thread kind of reminds me of an episode of A Certain Science Fiction TV Series where they find a duplicate of one of the major characters due to a malfunction of the Unfeasible Matter Transportation Device on a mission several years previously...

GUYWHOWANTSAFIREFLYOFHISOWN

Sunday, July 16, 2006 1:20 AM

I need a battalion of Lego clone troopers for less than $30.00 anyone have suggestions?

http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/flash/llama.php
-try it out, I dare you

98% of teens have smoked pot, if you are one of the 2% that haven't, copy this into your signature

I'm so into Firefly, my butt glows in the dark.

OLDENGLANDDRY

Sunday, July 16, 2006 8:09 AM

Just passing through to bump the bohemia grove crap out of the way.

GUYWHOWANTSAFIREFLYOFHISOWN

Sunday, July 16, 2006 8:42 AM

seriously I need like a "do-it yourself clone army" or somethin'

http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/flash/llama.php
-try it out, I dare you

98% of teens have smoked pot, if you are one of the 2% that haven't, copy this into your signature

I'm so into Firefly, my butt glows in the dark.

GUYWHOWANTSAFIREFLYOFHISOWN

Sunday, July 16, 2006 12:53 PM

I am the king of all random!

http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/flash/llama.php
-try it out, I dare you

98% of teens have smoked pot, if you are one of the 2% that haven't, copy this into your signature

I'm so into Firefly, my butt glows in the dark.

SMARTBUTDUMBBLONDE

Monday, July 17, 2006 6:20 PM

Egad! a pomato!

Eagles may soar, but ferrets don't get sucked into jet engines.
98% of teens have smoked pot, if you are one of the 2% that haven't, copy this into your signature

MSG

Monday, July 17, 2006 7:10 PM

is that like tomacco only safer??

and does anyone think I should take this turquoise polish off my toenails and do a pink pedicure one instead?

I choose to rise instead of fall- U2

PENGUIN

Monday, July 17, 2006 7:22 PM

We really need a picture to determine the proper color to paint your toenails...

OLDENGLANDDRY

Monday, July 17, 2006 8:26 PM

Turqoise isnt even a real colour, is it?

CHRISISALL

Monday, July 17, 2006 9:00 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by Guywhowantsafireflyofhisown:
I need a battalion of Lego clone troopers for less than $30.00 anyone have suggestions?

Bounty hunters. We don't need their scum!

GUYWHOWANTSAFIREFLYOFHISOWN

Monday, July 17, 2006 9:27 PM

but I need a "battalion bag" or something like that

http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/flash/llama.php
-try it out, I dare you

98% of teens have smoked pot, if you are one of the 2% that haven't, copy this into your signature

I'm so into Firefly, my butt glows in the dark.

GUYWHOWANTSAFIREFLYOFHISOWN

Wednesday, July 19, 2006 4:32 AM

*ahem* BUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUMP

http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/flash/llama.php
-try it out, I dare you

98% of teens have smoked pot, if you are one of the 2% that haven't, copy this into your signature

I'm so into Firefly, my butt glows in the dark.

OLDENGLANDDRY

Wednesday, July 19, 2006 9:50 PM

You could always extract their DNA.

ODDSBODSKINS

Wednesday, July 19, 2006 9:57 PM

orrrr, wait until they're extinct, then spend your lifetime searching for a perfectly preserved mosquito (scottish ones should be big enough ) and clone them from the blood in that! then make a theme park based on the whole experience, wait until it's forcibly shut down, then wait some MORE until some idiot ships your clone troopers into the hub of the world and spring your attack from there! saves transport costs ^.^

GUYWHOWANTSAFIREFLYOFHISOWN

Wednesday, July 19, 2006 10:54 PM

and how am I going to do that with LEGO blocks?

http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/flash/llama.php
-try it out, I dare you

98% of teens have smoked pot, if you are one of the 2% that haven't, copy this into your signature

I'm so into Firefly, my butt glows in the dark.

13

Wednesday, July 19, 2006 11:06 PM

To paraphrase Citizen: 'You could if they were made out of semtex.'

GUYWHOWANTSAFIREFLYOFHISOWN

Thursday, July 20, 2006 4:12 AM

oooooooooooooooooooookaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay

http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/flash/llama.php
-try it out, I dare you

98% of teens have smoked pot, if you are one of the 2% that haven't, copy this into your signature

I'm so into Firefly, my butt glows in the dark.

GUYWHOWANTSAFIREFLYOFHISOWN

Thursday, July 20, 2006 4:15 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by oldenglanddry:
Turqoise isnt even a real colour, is it?

yes it is:

something turquoise

http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/flash/llama.php
-try it out, I dare you

98% of teens have smoked pot, if you are one of the 2% that haven't, copy this into your signature

I'm so into Firefly, my butt glows in the dark.

ONEMANSHORT

Thursday, July 20, 2006 4:35 AM

Jayne? Where? Crap...just another pomato. I'll go find another thread to lurk about.

GUYWHOWANTSAFIREFLYOFHISOWN

Sunday, July 23, 2006 5:19 AM

Mutley, you snickering, floppy eared hound. When courage is needed, you're never around. Those medals you wear on your moth-eaten chest should be there for bungling at which you are best. So, stop that pigeon, stop that pigeon, stop that pigeon, stop that pigeon, stop that pigeon, stop that pigeon, stop that pigeon. Howwww! Nab him, jab him, tab him, grab him, stop that pigeon now.

http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/flash/llama.php
-try it out, I dare you

98% of teens have smoked pot, if you are one of the 2% that haven't, copy this into your signature

I'm so into Firefly, my butt glows in the dark.

OLDENGLANDDRY

Sunday, July 23, 2006 6:48 AM

Thats not turqoise, thats Blueish-Green. I know 'cos I'm an Alchemist.

PHOENIXROSE

Sunday, July 23, 2006 6:50 AM

Turqoise is a pretty way of saying "blueish-green". It's basically the same color.
Stop bullying my birthstone!

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GUYWHOWANTSAFIREFLYOFHISOWN

Sunday, July 23, 2006 6:57 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by oldenglanddry:
That's not turquoise, that's Blueish-Green. I know 'cos I'm an Alchemist.

*claps hands, presses them to the ground and suddenly Oldenglanddry is being held by a stone hand that appeared in a blue flash*

http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/flash/llama.php
-try it out, I dare you

98% of teens have smoked pot, if you are one of the 2% that haven't, copy this into your signature

I'm so into Firefly, my butt glows in the dark.

GUYWHOWANTSAFIREFLYOFHISOWN

Sunday, July 23, 2006 10:21 AM

Joyce, Conrad, Eunesco and Danielle Steele.
They are the masters, NAY the choreographers
of that sublime etymology we call "English"!

But none! None I say are as accomplished
as that scribe known as "Japanese"

Yes, from the land of "The System of Live" , "Lead and Beat Magic 2004" and "Mr.Children" !
are artifacts of such tender tongue massagers.
that we must give them their due. Mama!

Now join me to gaze longingly on these artifacts
of linguistic sublimation.

One savvy wordsmith informs us, that you can buy excellent gifts by small coin,
and that the Mighty Soxer comes with Beautiful Smiling Face!

Oh face! Oh face of Super Potato! You friendly root vegetable!
Providing the access to cheap electronic merchandise!

Oh Japanese!
You take the time to remind us poor souls that Your favorite space, animate, is for your pleasure and dream.
Caution! Don't lean on the gate. The gate would fall down when lean on it. It occurs you Trouble.

Reinvigorate yourself by declaring:
"I like Sporty!" and "I am Yuppie!"

Shocking!

You have the cause of all things shallow and cash-driven.
But nothing! But nothing! Nothing I say is so delicate
as this pronouncement of caring and authority:
"Our shop accepts neither the unjustgreat success which uses an instrument, nor any fraud of coin and a ball. Please understand beforehand that the police is connected with by regulation of our shop, and appropriate measures are taken when discovered. Note A sentence of guilty has come out of such an example."

And what an example it is! I tremble! Tremble before such skill!
Such holographic majesty! I humbly bow
before those titans of typographic titillation - those masters of English: the Japanese!

http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/flash/llama.php
-try it out, I dare you

98% of teens have smoked pot, if you are one of the 2% that haven't, copy this into your signature

I'm so into Firefly, my butt glows in the dark.

FIZZIX

Tuesday, August 1, 2006 4:24 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by Guywhowantsafireflyofhisown:

I am the king of all random!

http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/flash/llama.php
-try it out, I dare you

98% of teens have smoked pot, if you are one of the 2% that haven't, copy this into your signature

I'm so into Firefly, my butt glows in the dark.

It's a clip from FMA. For the record, it's the guy trying to figure out how the child of a V.V. big man and a v.v. tall woman will look.

Oh, FMA, Fullmetal Alchemist.

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May not be smart, and it may not please you, but you're definitely gonna see what I have to say.

GUYWHOWANTSAFIREFLYOFHISOWN

Tuesday, August 1, 2006 11:07 PM

that ep made me laugh so hard

http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/flash/llama.php
-try it out, I dare you

98% of teens have smoked pot, if you are one of the 2% that haven't, copy this into your signature

I'm so into Firefly, my butt glows in the dark.