THE OTHER SHINY CAPTION GAME Round #40-Not over the hill, more to the side...

POSTED BY: CunningOrangeToque
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CUNNINGORANGETOQUE

Wednesday, July 19, 2006 1:06 AM

Hello all! Welcome to the big Round FOUR-ZERO!
A big thanks to all who have played over the run of this game so far, which has been going for almost a full year now!

Now to business, as we must announce the winner of the last round!

AnObjectinSpace wins Round #39 with this shiny caption!

The ERSB has decided that even through two shirts Alan's left nipple is offensive and requires the black censor strip

CONGRATS!

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Now onto Round 40, giving us a big ol' scene with the warm fuzzies..:

KAYLEE:"Why thank you Simon, you're such a gentleman..."

MAL AND CREW:*snicker*

SIMON(thinking):*they'd better not give away the whoopie cushion on her chair...*

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Time for some thrilling heroics!
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MISSTRESSAHARA

Wednesday, July 19, 2006 1:24 AM

KAYLEE:He's so sweet to hold the chair out for me.

Simon could hardly keep a straight face as he waited to pull the chair out from Kaylee just as she sat down.

If I'm a bitch, then life just got interesting

CHOLLETT

Wednesday, July 19, 2006 1:43 AM

Kaylee: "Aww, thanks Simon...wait, what's that?"
Simon: "Wha? Oh, ew. Right, that, I guess Jayne must have been sitting there earlier. Lemme get a fresh chair..."

I'm babbling like a moonbrain.

MAGDALENA

Wednesday, July 19, 2006 10:23 AM

Kaylee: "Why, thank you Simon! Just for that you get an extra drumstick!"

Simon: "Actually, I'm really a breast man..."

(Kaylee smiles to herself and thinks "I was hopin' you were")

Snuggly hugs - Magdalena x x

EMMARIGBY

Wednesday, July 19, 2006 11:12 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by magdalena:

Kaylee had foreseen the whipping the chair away practical joke and grinned smugly, anticipating the moment when Simon realised that she'd put superglue on the chair back.

___________________

Hissssssssss!

PDCHARLES

Wednesday, July 19, 2006 11:22 AM

Kaylee: Thank You Simon. Aren't you gonna have a seat and join us.

Simon: The thing is… I cannot sit. Possibly for days. Because SOMEONE decided I should try an ez-lax milkshake.

Wash: It tastes like a dream they said. *chuckles* It’ll move mountains they said.

Jayne: u gonna eat your rolls?

SICKDUDE

Wednesday, July 19, 2006 5:12 PM

Mal: Kaylee, what you've done with Mr. Universe's goldfish is... well, I'll be having seconds.
Kaylee: Waste not, want not, I always say.

"I am your father, Luke. Give in to the Dark Side, you nob!" - Doug McKenzie

EMMARIGBY

Wednesday, July 19, 2006 5:59 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by Sickdude:

Sickdude, you live up to your name (and I wouldn't haver you any other way!)

The scene of domestic tranquility was shattered a moment later when Wash shouted out those tw0 infamous words:
"FOOD FIGHT!"

___________________

Hissssssssss!

QTRONICS

Wednesday, July 19, 2006 6:06 PM

From Simon's Book of Dating:
Step 1: Do something nice (see above)
Step 2: Say something stupid (ex. "[We] get to live on a piece of luh-suh wreck.")
Step 3: Get punched (ex. nearly every episode)
Step 4: .....
Step 5: Get the girl!

(Hopefully this works right -- I haven't used a pic in a response before)

JPSTARGAZER

Wednesday, July 19, 2006 9:35 PM

Kaylee: "Here you go Simon, a basket full of apples."
(To herself) "I wonder if apples are an aphrodisiac..."

OR

As Kaylee smiles at Simon, she realizes that she is not the first woman to tempt a man with an apple...she just wishes a "serpent" and fig leaves were involved!

"All I got is a red guitar, three chords, and the truth...the rest is up to you"
--Bono

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