THE OTHER SHINY CAPTION GAME Round #40-Not over the hill, more to the side...
POSTED BY: CunningOrangeToque
UPDATED: Tuesday, August 1, 2006 02:51
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Closed captioning on the Sci Fi Channel/original Fox version:
Simon and River entering the dining area, Mal telling the end of a joke.
Quote:
Mal: "So then Shepherd says to a Companion, Well, a good goat will do that."
[all laughing]
Simon thinking: Please nobody try to explain that joke. Please.
Kaylee thinking: He is not going to ask about the Captain's joke. Dummy. Captain wouldn't
say nothing really bad at the dinner table...now Jayne would...that's why Jayne ain't allowed to
tell jokes at the dinner table anymore.
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Originally posted by CunningOrangeToque:
Kaylee (thinking): ...hair done nice, perfume, peasant blouse, bowl full of his favorite food, yup, he'll notice me!
Simon (thinking): ...I knew plums were tall, why did I play peaches? Why,why...?
Mal (thinking): Sure as slugs, he'll botch it up somehow!
"That's the buffet table....."
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In thanks for his kind gesture Kaylee had an extra portion of 'good dogs' for the good doc.
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Hissssssssss!
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Mal : between chews ; glancing at Simon
It...takes..a mighty powerful...thing...to get Kaylee...ta cook...I hope you got one....of them, er, a...things about your...thing, person...room,..ah lab coat...er. Someone pass the gorram apples!
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After the BDM
Kaylee: Thank You Simon. Let me just set these between the fruit and the cap'n.
Jayne: Don't you mean 'twixt the Fruit an' the Cap'n.
*chuckles ensue*
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Moments later the tranquility was broken when Joss released the Lion!
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Jayne, storming in, dressed up in what seems to be a Cosplay outfit, looking a might unhappy:
Doc: Wheres that gorram sister of yours!?!
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"Remember, always be yourself. Unless you suck."-Joss Whedon
Ralph Wiggum(after walking into the 'Adults Only' section): Everybody's hugging!
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After BDM
Whilst Simon thought the crew were laughing with him they really knew that his little prank would cost him sex for a month.
.....
"It's just an Object"
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After the 26th take of the 'Eating of the feast' scene everyone's smiles were becoming a little strained and thoughts turned longingly to indigestion tablets
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Hissssssssss!
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The standoff became tense as only one chair was left...
Or
Mal couldn't help but smile, his money was on Kaylee...
More insane ramblings by the people who brought you beeeer milkshakes!
No one can see their reflection in running water. It is only in still water that we can see.
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Simon: This chair in exchange for the roast chicken.
Kaylee: Deal.
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How many Jaynes does it take to change a light bulb?
Two. One to try to put it in and another to find a bigger hammer.
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