Limericks! Post your Limericks
POSTED BY: FutureMrsFIllion
UPDATED: Tuesday, October 16, 2012 00:34
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Oh joy! This thread's been revived!
I didn't think it had suirvived.
I did not have the time
To search for these rhymes,
And I was feeling somewhat deprived!
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Hissssssssss!
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I started to print out the "book"
with fans I think it'd have a nook
There are 81 pages
its taking just ages
and my thousand kids think I'm a kook.
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I am a leaf on the wind
I wish Wash could say it again
My heart does a quiver
Wash was poled through the liver
and Zoes alone with no kin
Black market beagles are cool
smallish droppings as a general rule
they know what they are
even when flying through stars
and they don't need hay for fuel
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"Kaylee" said Nathan starting a flap
Get me the kid thats taking a dirt nap
Nathan's so funny
I admit to you honey
I pee'd with the scoundrel yelled "Trap"
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You know Emma, I have been giving it thought
As PDCharles says that we ought
Nathan we can share
cause its only fair
but can we share PD til Nathan is caught?
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FMF, now that would be sublime,
But at present I don't have the time.
My Boredom must last
Till my deadline has passed.
I can scarse spare a minute to rhyme!
___________________ Hissssssssss!
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I'm not Nathan and thats a fact
But sharing sounds like where its at
Do what you must
for love or for lust
Just please try and keep me intact
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Just give me a week and a day
And then I'll be ready to play.
I've got so much planned,
You'll be unable to stand!
Till then, keep your strength up, Okay?
___________________ Hissssssssss!
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I know I should really be working
But it's far more fun to keep shirking
I hope that my post
Isn't seen as a boast,
But inspire all those fans who are lurking.
When it's late and it's quiet for a spell
My thoughts will occassion to dwell
On that one special scene
Where all of Mal can be seen.
I feel faint when he says "That went well"!
___________________ Hissssssssss!
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Oh how we wish you could stay
But your work is well under way
We'll be here rhyming
With so so timing
But please check in day to day 
Jubal be nimble, Jubal be quick
Jubal beat Mal and Book with a kick
She gives him the slip
and then becomes the ship
Jubal's mighty plan was not so slick
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