Life Onboard Serenity: To Londinium Part 2
POSTED BY: SameErtia
UPDATED: Thursday, June 29, 2006 23:30
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Uh, okay, Shipscat is with me, under my jacket. So... Oh screw it!
Ertia curls on the floor of the cargo bay, tranqed to the eyeballs, Shipscat curled unconscious against her chest. "Yup." Ertia thinks to herself as the world goes black, "That went well..."
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the pain in 62 leg wasnt that bad, that wolf guy was a bad shot.
he was being chased by a crazy claw armed human with a shotgun, he was a bit confused
*62 turns around to shoot this wolf guy but he wasnt there.*
"lost him..WAAAARGH!" squeaked 62 as he fell through a grate he was standing on.
* large bangs were coming from the vents and a sweat covered wolf head popped out from the broken grate*
"there you are!" shouted wolf and 62 at the same time.
*wolf was stunned that a troll/lizard/monkey could talk, this was 62 chance to drug up this chongfa.*
* he fired his tranq uzi right at wolfs face until he could be mistaken as a hedghog. being now tranqulised he flopped out and gave 62 his freedom.*
"tee hee.. sweet dreams, hee hee hee hee.." giggled 62 while scuttling into the vents again.
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RAGLESCHFLUGLE!!
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*the gremlin ran up the fent and didn't notice wolf move the peice of clear plastic from in front of his face . he ran to the vents and saw the troll turn the corner. he climed in and followed it.*
wolf" where are you ?"
*as he turend the corner, he saw the thing jump out in front of him he put his metal arm up. the beast fired but the tranqs peirced the skin the shattered, wolf went up to him and, claws extended he cut the monsters guns in half, both guns fell to the ground.*
62" peice of go se!"
*the gremlin poked him in the eye and scurried away*
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62 was sad that his guns had beed guillotined. be he was also happy 'cause he poked that mean man in the eye.. (as is the circle of life..)
* 62 made a u-turn at the next vant juncttion to make it to the bridge, he knew he could do damage there.*
"oh yeah.. the vertical vent of kitty fall down"
* as he slowly clawed his way up, wolf grabbed onto 62's legs and started to pull him down*
"NO!" screamed 62 as wolf was getting his gun ready
*he kicked wolf in the temple to disorientate him, it worked and he scurried up to the bridge.*
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RAGLESCHFLUGLE!!
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*After about ten minutes of waiting Pain saw a younger looking man walk towards him and say*
Mr. Donovan Richards I presume?
*Donovan Richards was the name Inara had used for Pain, since he didn't want to risk being caught by the feds (long story involving lots of gunfire and a half dozen warrants). Pain stood up and said*
Yeah that's me and you are?
*The young man replied*
I'm the guy who'll be taking your measurements. Please face the mirrors and don't fidget.
*Pain sneered at the man while his back was turned. The guy took out a device and scanned Pain's body. After a minute the guy said to Pain*
What kind of suit do you want? Single breasted? Double breasted? Traditional?
*Pain said to the man*
I'm not much of a suit man. Suprise me.
*The tailor nodded and went into the back room. In a short time he came out with several suits. He carefully put them on the chair and showed Pain each one. After a few no's and a couple of maybe's, Pain finally said*
That one will do.
*The tailor nodded and said*
Good choice Mr. Richards I'll tailor it to your measurements now.
One hour later after a few pokings and some choice swear words....
*Pain walked out of the building with his new suit in hand (well in one of those plastic things they put suits in so they won't get dirty) and hailed the nearest hovertaxi. Pain got in and said to the driver*
Take me to these coordinates.
*The driver muttered something as he tapped in the coordinates and the hovertaxi sped to its destination. Pain thought to himself*
I'll have to thank Inara later for paying for this suit.
*Fifteen minutes of flying and a close call with a flock of low flying birds later, the hovertaxi stopped and Pain got out. He tipped the driver and entered Serenity's cargo bay. He saw things strewn about and Ertia laying on the floor and said*
Now what in the ruttin' hell's been goin' on here?
*He bent down to check on her when a dart hit him in the neck. He said as he fell next to Ertia*
Oh son of a bi....*THUD*
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WWJD: What Would Jayne Do?
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*wolf shook off the goblin attack and ran up to the bridge. he grabbed the beast as it fell from the vent, he shot out his claws and cut of his goblin genitals.* 
*as the montrosity screamed in pain. wolf called for re-inforcements. jayne, mal and kaylee ran in with various weapons. but pain jumped in firt with revenge in his eyes , both desert eagles fireing he shot and shot and both of the trolls feet got exploded by the barage of bullets.*
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wolf you meanie!
*62 now in serious pain dragged himself over as far as possible from wolf and the over humans, but soon he couldnt last and black out..*
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RAGLESCHFLUGLE!!
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* wolf walked up and wispered in the trols ear,*
wolf" dude, you got neutered!"
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"GURGLEGLASHFLUMBLE.!"
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RAGLESCHFLUGLE!!
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*the gremlin blacked out.*
whew after tht i need bed, cya tomorrow guys! 
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