25 Hurt in Cheese Chase.

POSTED BY: Cybersnark
UPDATED: Wednesday, June 14, 2006 23:48
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CYBERSNARK

Wednesday, May 31, 2006 1:32 AM

http://www.utvlive.com/newsroom/indepth.asp?id=73796&pt=n

Quote:
A fearless teenager knocked himself out to win a race at the annual cheese-chasing competition.
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Jason Crowther, from Pembrokeshire, West Wales, won the race for the second successive year.

The mud-covered but delighted 24-year-old said: "I have no real tactic I just ran and hoped for the best. I`m going to take my cheese to the pub and have a party".
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One of the injured people treated by St John`s Ambulance volunteers was a spectator who was struck by a runaway cheese as it careered into the crowd.

Jim Jones, the charity`s operations training manager, said 12 spectators and 13 competitors had been injured during the event.

"It was quite a reasonable year, not too bad at all," he said. "We usually average around 30-40 people who need treatment. The most serious injuries this year appear to be a dislocated finger and a possible fractured ankle."

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We applied the cortical electrodes but were unable to get a neural reaction from either patient.

KHYRON

Wednesday, May 31, 2006 1:42 AM

Stupid, stupid, stupid, stupid, stupid people. They deserve to get seriously injured.

Other people can occasionally be useful, especially as minions. I want lots of minions.

MUSCULARBUTTOCKS

Friday, June 2, 2006 6:26 AM

Hey, some people juggle geese!

Besides, chasing 7 pounds of cheese down a hill is healthier long term than stuffing it down their gobs, if they have a long term by the bottom of the hill ;-)

Ta Ta For Now

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Wednesday, June 14, 2006 11:48 PM

mmmmmmmm, cheese

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