Male and Female Imponderables--Yet Again
POSTED BY: Tristan
UPDATED: Thursday, June 15, 2006 20:08
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NVGhostrider,
Whoa. Good story!
Ever had sex in a tree? Story time.
NC summer theatre (yes, several of these stories happend to me there...I spent three summers in NC)...the show was Lost Colony. Over a hundred people involved in all aspects of the show, and most of us lived in an apartment complex owned by the theatre. Near the theatre, they had something called the Elizabethan Gardens, which are exactly what they claimed to be. The gates to this place were closed and locked at night, but the Gardens were backed up against the Sound...so some of us Colonists would do beach landings at night, scale the fence, and enjoy the park. I was "dating" another one of the costumers, and she was quite lithe and athletic...and she liked climbing trees. She issued a challenge to me one night...if I could keep up with her, I could have anything I wanted. If I lost, she could have anything she wanted (ok, so it was a win-win situation...we both knew it)...and then she proceeded to climb the nearest tree. I followed. She was dropping pieces of clothing as she went (I kid you not). By the time I caught up with her, all she had left on were her shoes. The sex that followed was quite nice, if only because of the possibility of falling almost forty feet to our possible demise. We were kidded later about "shaking the tree".
It is an experience I would reccomend to anyone with a sense of adventure.
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Originally posted by nvghostrider:
Darwin list? I have an assumption of what it contains but I Ain't aducated or all that schoolified. Can you fill me in?
The only example I can think of is the guy who died giving an elephant an enema. Drowned in elephant poop.
I'm not making this up!
So... in a tree? As Mal would say - Hunh.
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I'm the president. I don't need to listen.
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Always loved the mountain tops, but a tree. Dang. (Bows in respect). I have a new thing for the stuff to do before I die list. Just hope that whole dying thing won't be in the lists and books our lovely little COPILOT mentioned.
COPILOT: Injuries that remove a person from the gene pool. I take it you don't mean having your face ripped off losing the fingers used to take money out of your wallet. 
Jayne: I was gonna get me an ear too.
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My favorite darwin awards usually involve the phrase, "Hey, watch this."
Tristan -- I think you may have solved what happened to the lost colony.
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OK PEOPLE! SOME OF US HAVE NOT HAD SEX IN OVER A YEAR!
I am on The List. We are The Forsaken and we aim to burn!
"We don't fear the reaper"
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FMF - I've got you beat! But I'm choosing to live vicariously through others. For now.
My best friend is going to help me put together a match.com thing this weekend. It's an experiment. I'll let you know how you goes (Probably a lot like your classified ad, but we'll see...)
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Yet again I must referance a previous post. Try eight (as of may 28th). But who's countin'?
Show of hands.
Jayne: I was gonna get me an ear too.
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NVGhostrider, that is something I could probably not do again...it was eleven years ago...
Shepard2be...I never thought of it that way...thanks for the insight!
FMF, I am sorry to hear that. If it helps, I went celibate (and oh-so slightly insane) for about a year in order to focus on finishing my degree. Worst year of my life!
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OK
Let me rephrase this. Some of us haven't had sex in over a year and for the last 18 years before that had sex maybe 3 times a year?????? Do I win yet? Is there no pity party for the me? No stud out there that wishes to assist me? A boy toy? Anyone? Anyone?
Hush NV or I will be forced to take a trip for the purposes of nefarious doings!
I am on The List. We are The Forsaken and we aim to burn!
"We don't fear the reaper"
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FMF, again I say....were I not married, I would take you in a manly fashion...and I think I am closer to you than the rest...assuming you would have been interested in the first place. But, as I am married to a woman who can kill me with her pinky...
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