How Firefly got my girl back (may not be app for kids)

POSTED BY: KuangZheDe
UPDATED: Tuesday, June 6, 2006 18:01
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AGATSU

Friday, June 2, 2006 6:35 PM

Hm, that's one shiny recruitment MO, man.
I'm gonna have to try that.

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KUANGZHEDE

Friday, June 2, 2006 6:45 PM

Appreciate, now remember I am a trained professional, this should not be attempted by any man with his actual ex-girlfriend. If you run into a situation where you beleive that firefly may save a failing or failed relationship, email me and I will hop a plane to whatever remote part of the world you live in and watch it with your ex-girlfriend. I promise good results and that your ex-girlfriend will associate firefly with very overpowering since of satisfaction and pleasure.

KZD, fighting the good fight, recruiting Browncoats one thrust at a time.

And sure as going to hell

Kuang Zhe De

KUANGZHEDE

Friday, June 2, 2006 7:18 PM

On a side note. I am a pig, as all people can probably tell at this point. If people have issues in regards to my conduct and behavior on this post, remember, you were dutifully warned ahead of time and

Kuang Zhe De

The fastest baby eater, east of the Mississippi

KUANGZHEDE

Monday, June 5, 2006 2:04 PM

Though this thread has been lost to obscurity already, I feel for those who have viewed it, the weekend needs to be told to give this closure.

I have taken ghostriders advice...for now...and am concentrating my efforts on my previous relationship. We watched every episode of firefly (breaks after ever two for spirited adult entertainment and wrestling) and followed it up with Serenity.

This poor girl, who was not so secretly falling in love with Wash, was beginning to concern me. I have trouble measuring up to fictional characters. As we all know, Wash has a King Kong Toothpick accident in Serenity. She was crushed...but as the humanitarian that I am, I was there to pick up the pieces and help her cope with the situation.

Does anybody remember the post for why Wash was still alive. I made a diagram showing a torso section of Wash with impact damage zones and why there is a 100% chance that there is a 10% chance Wash may have lived. I can't find it anymore.

As I think we all know, after finishing these episodes and the movie for the first time, there is a deep since of wanting. So she is hooked for life as nobody can get enough of firefly and I in turn cannot get enough of her

In all seriousness, though I joke about this situation as if said female is a piece of meat, I do have strong feelings for her and am not using her as a pawn in my ridiculous social experiment about the effects of Firefly on the male and female sex drive...at least not yet.

KZD's Five F's Firefly Guide to Seduction:
1- Firefly
2- Fondling
3- Foreplay
4- Fornication
5-

one of these

and repeat...forever

Tonight, we begin to watch the episodes with commentary...I am exhausted, but when you can't run anymore, you crawl, and when you can't do that... well, you know the rest

Stay Shiny

And if anybody has had a relationship form with a significant other do to firefly, I would love to hear it.

Kuang Zhe De

The fastest baby eater, east of the Mississippi

CHRISISALL

Monday, June 5, 2006 2:14 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by KuangZheDe:

KZD's Five F's Firefly Guide to Seduction:
1- Firefly
2- Fondling
3- Foreplay
4- Fornication
5-

Oh God! I can't KNOW that!

Chrisisall !

MONKSDAD

Monday, June 5, 2006 3:45 PM

lol

"And I think calling him that is an insult to the psychotic lowlife community."

JOSSISAGOD

Monday, June 5, 2006 3:47 PM

originally posted by KuanZheDe

Quote:
After storming off, I was fairly certain I would never hear from her again or her oversized, hairy, and all around mentally challenged ex-boyfriend.

And I think calling him that is an insult to the mentally challenged community.

Most of the mentally challenged people I know would never hit on their ex while in the presence of the new boyfriend. Sorry, but it had to be said.

JOSSIS(Most Definitely)AGOD

Self appointed Forsaken! Been on the list for a while now!

KUANGZHEDE

Monday, June 5, 2006 4:20 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by KuangZheDe:

KZD's Five F's Firefly Guide to Seduction:
1- Firefly
2- Fondling
3- Foreplay
4- Fornication
5-

one of these

and repeat...forever

AGATSU brought up an important point in another thread in regards to the 5 F's. These masterful tools of seduction, which are only to be used to convert Browncoats, can now be applicable to members of the same sex as well as family members. Though taboo, the cause and need for browncoat recruits is too great to not take it to this next level of extreme recruiting. I appreciate your understanding in this regard and get out there and basically screw whatever you can get your hands on....remember, it is for a noble cause. The 5 f's are your friend

Kuang Zhe De

The fastest baby eater, east of the Mississippi

DONCOAT

Monday, June 5, 2006 4:24 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by KuangZheDe:
These masterful tools of seduction, which are only to be used to convert Browncoats, can now be applicable to members of the same sex as well as family members.

Okay... now I can't know that.

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I don't disagree on any particular point.

KUANGZHEDE

Monday, June 5, 2006 4:38 PM

Understandable, While this may SEEM extreme, well it is extreme but... ok you are right, this is going a little far, but I ask this question to you...How Far Are YOU Willing To Go? call yourself a browncoat do you...that is purplebelly talk if I ever heard it

jj

Kuang Zhe De

The fastest baby eater, east of the Mississippi

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