How Firefly got my girl back (may not be app for kids)

POSTED BY: KuangZheDe
UPDATED: Tuesday, June 6, 2006 18:01
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KUANGZHEDE

Monday, June 5, 2006 6:25 PM

I find it difficult to beleive that nobody has a had a relationship formed or fix by making their significant other (or soon to be sig other)watch Firefly. Am I the only person to use this magical tool for such occasions...a shame..you all are missing out.

Kuang Zhe De

The fastest baby eater, east of the Mississippi

MSG

Monday, June 5, 2006 6:31 PM

Hey hell or not at least you aren't on the way to the special hell:) Sounds like you found a great solution. Just keep in mind that girls can be as big a player as guys ( not trying to spoil your fun just inject a note of caution) but hey if you don't have something wild to look back on are you sure you've actually lived? Have fun !

You're only young once, but you can be immature any time!

KUANGZHEDE

Monday, June 5, 2006 6:38 PM

Good point, the worst that can happen is that it ends brutually, I can live with that. And trust me, I know, girls think many steps beyond man. If you screw up (or more appropriatly, if they find out you screwed up) you are in for a nightmare.

Kuang Zhe De

The fastest baby eater, east of the Mississippi

TAYEATRA

Monday, June 5, 2006 6:39 PM

They should film that story and show it every Christmas.

*****
Taya
*****
I'm going to S3!!!
(*Insert hysterical celebration dance here*)

CHRISMOORHEAD

Monday, June 5, 2006 6:40 PM

No matter how happy you are now, your relationship will end in heartbreak.

One of you will probably cheat on the other.

But even if you avoid it and live long, happy lives together, one of you is going to die before the other.

Just a friendly reminder.

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They say I am a sinner and seducer, they try to put the blame on me, but I don't give a fuck for the way they see

Stand up and you'll win, surrender and you'll lose, it's heads or tails, you have to choose.

Heads or tails, which way will you choose? Die or live, surrender or fight? Wild and free, together we'll stand, strong and proud, we will claim our right.

KUANGZHEDE

Monday, June 5, 2006 6:49 PM

Chris I love your comments you are so upbeat.

Now understand, this is beginning to get off topic I think. This is really not about ME, it is what firefly can do for you and yours. All in good fun, and don't worry, I am fairly sure I will die before she does if it ever, and doubtfully, gets to that juncture. That being said though, I am in this life for the laughs, I am sure to have plenty more. Besides, why worry today about events that MAY happen tommorow. I am not asking this girl to marry me, she cheats on me, we breakup, I get another girl to watch the DVD's with me, and poof, back to square one. A beuatiful cycle of pleasure and pain...God I love firefly, the only woman I will truly ever love.

Oh and um...that one of us will die first thing...I think I got that worked out...

Kuang Zhe De

The fastest baby eater, east of the Mississippi

MSG

Monday, June 5, 2006 7:05 PM

Sorry KZD I have a mommy impulse that tends to get the best of me. Just wanted to be sure you were at least marginally protected..and speaking of that BUY IN BULK....

You're only young once, but you can be immature any time!

MSG

Monday, June 5, 2006 7:08 PM

Chris darling we really have to lock you in a nice room with the care bears for a few hours... that's some real lunatic optimism you have there:)

You're only young once, but you can be immature any time!

KUANGZHEDE

Monday, June 5, 2006 7:23 PM

I am not whoring around, I just got caught in peculiar situation, but thanks for the advice. I am not sleeping with both of these women, and I do not sleep around, I am a relationship oriented human being with strong christian values

(is anybody believing this)

who strives everyday to make the world a better place for whales, puppies, and other forms of small furry mammals. I would never truely think of cheating on a woman, especially if something better came along. In fact, I am insulted that anybody would think, after all the moralist post I have done on this thread, as well as other classy threads on this site that this is the case.

(I think I have them convinced)

What has the world come to when a man can be intersted in two women at the same time (as well as about 34% of the world's population), and he is ASSUMED to be a no good, cheating, pig of a man who treats a woman's body like an object.

(go in for the kill)

It is just really sad and says a lot about other people and the issues they have been through in their lives. Well off to Church were I am preaching a serman, building a house for the homeless, running a food and blood drive, before I work the soup kitchen later tonight.

(they are eatting out of your palm now!)

Insulted is all I will say and may God have mercy on your souls. I pray for you all.

Pious is my middle name (not really)

They better have cigarettes in hell

Kuang Zhe De

The fastest baby eater, east of the Mississippi

MSG

Monday, June 5, 2006 10:16 PM

Now see if my husband checks out other women I assume that means he has good eyesight. We're married not blind and I don't know why any woman would feel the need to get all upset about that sort of thing. I know my husband loves me and I don't need him to ignore/not be attracted to all other women on the planet to know that. Hey I bought him playboy channel once for our anniversary. I figure he's a big boy and smart enough to know the difference between a quick gratification of a passing urge and a loving committed relationship...surprisingly that works just fine and he's never done anything that would make me feel like he didn't love me

You're only young once, but you can be immature any time!

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