Come and laugh at all the stupid people!
POSTED BY: EmmaRigby
UPDATED: Sunday, June 4, 2006 15:15
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I know it isn't nice to mock the afflicted, but it is, on occasion, hi-larious!
I was reading the Daily Star today (it was there, I was bored, please don't hate me!) and came across an article about some of the answers given on British quiz shows. I just had to share some with you!
Beg, Borrow or Steal:
Q; Where do you think Cambridge University is?
A: Geography isn't my strong point.
Q: There's a clue in the title.
A: Leicester?
Richard and Judy:
Q: How many wheels are there on a unicycle?
A: Three
University Challenge:
Q: What was Ghandi's first name?
A: Goosey, goosey.
Richard and Judy:
Q: Which American actor is married to Nicole Kidman?
A: Ferrest Gump
Simply the Best:
Q: How many Olympic Games have been held?
A: Six
Q: Higher!
A: Five.
National Lottery:
Q: What is the world's largest continent?
A: The Pacific.
National Lottery:
Q: There are 3 states of matter; solid, liquid and what?
A: Jelly.
Arh! Bless! I have many more if they amuse anyone! (I stole the paper!!)
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Oh man, I'm sorry, but y'all so aren't allowed to call us "Stupid Americans" ever again!
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It gets worse! How about
Beacon Radio (Wolverhampton}:
Q: What is the nationality of the Pope?
A: Is it Jewish?
Big Quiz (LBC):
Q: Name the funny men who entertained kings and queens at court.
A: Lepers
GWR FM (Bristol):
Q: What happened in Dallas on Nov 22, 1963?
A: I don't know, I wasn't watching it then.
Weakest Link:
Q: In traffic, what J is where two roads meet?
A: Jool carriageway?
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And I thought some of our (US) gameshows had some zingers...those are good! Thanks for sharing!
Holding until you get back, Captain.
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The answer to the Dallas question was clever.
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I am on The List. We are The Forsaken and we aim to burn!
"We don't fear the reaper"
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Jewish Pope! That's too much!
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I love these things. I hadn't heard alot of them. It's funny, it baffles me that people can be that idiotic but then a good number of the people I went to uni with came out with some really stupid things so maybe there is no hope!
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"If nothing we do means anything then the only thing that means anything is what we do"
For those who believe no explanation is necessary, for those who do not no explanation will do.
"Bukkake, Shut up Alison!" Jonny Wallet Tourettes
"Alison, don't you know this world is killing you?" - Nathan Fillion sang me a song!
Yeah, men aren't like us, they're much more fragile and needy. The fact that they think we're the needy ones is a testament to our superiority. - Angela, Bones.
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A couple more then I'll go have some tea!
Breakfast Show, Radio 1:
Q: Which S is a kind of whale that can grow up to 80 tons?
A: Ummmm....
Q: It begins with an S and rhymes with perm.
A: Shark.
University Challenge:
Q: What is another name for Cherrypickers and Cheesemongers?
A: Homosexuals.
Q: No, they're regiments in the British Army.
James O'Brian show:
Q: How many kings of England have been called Henry?
A: Er, well, I know there was a Henry the Eighth...er...three?
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I know I'm not the quickest fish in the pond, but this is bad. Thank you for the total point and laugh moment. I needed it.
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