Come and laugh at all the stupid people!
POSTED BY: EmmaRigby
UPDATED: Sunday, June 4, 2006 15:15
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Originally posted by PhoenixRose:
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I cleaned up your smilie!
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Wow! I love admiring the stupidity of some people in this country!
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I'm going to S3!!!
(*Insert hysterical celebration dance here*)
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I found some more. These are Hai-larious..
I'm guessing it's another english show...
FAMILY FORTUNES
1) Something a blind man might use? - A Sword
2) A song with the word Moon in the title? - Blue Suede Moon
3) Name the capital of France? - F
4) Name a bird with a long Neck? - Naomi Campbell
5) Name an occupation where you might need a torch? - A burglar
6) Where is the Taj Mahal? - Opposite the Dental Hospital
7) What is Hitler's first name? - Heil
8) Some famous brothers? - Bonnie and Clyde.
9) Something that flies that doesn't have an engine? - A bicycle with wings
10) A dangerous race? - The Arabs
11) Something you do in the bathroom? - Decorate
12) A method of securing your home? - Put the kettle on
13) Something associated with pigs? - The Police
14) A sign of the Zodiac? - April
15) Something people might be allergic to? - Skiing
16) Something red? - My sweater
"You're my kind of stupid"
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Yep... that's another one from the UK. Its great how we manage to showcase all our stupid people on TV!
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Yeah. They had the same article in the Daily Mail as well (not my paper either, unless I'm using it to clear certain canine matter).
Darn'd funny though.
I vaguely remember one that went something like:
Q.: What is the capital of Italy?
A.: France.
Q.: No that's a country, we are looking for a city?
A.: Paris.
I never thought Americans were stupid, at least not until they enter a government position and then stupidity exponentially increases the nearer they get to the top!!
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Okay, last ones I promise, then I shall stop mocking my fellow man! (For a bit!)
Radio 1 Early Morning Show:
Q: How many toes would three people have in total?
A: 23
BBC Norfolk:
Q: Who had a world-wide hit with What A Wonderful World?
A: I don't know.
Q: I'll give you some clues. What do you call the part between your hand and your elbow?
A: Arm.
Q: Correct. And if you're not weak, you're...?
A: Strong.
Q: Correct - and what was Lord Mountbatten's first name?
A: Louis.
Q: Well, there we are then. So who had a world-wide hit with What A Wonderful World?
A: Frank Sinatra.
BBC Radio Newcastle:
Q: How long did the Six Day War between Egypt and Isreal last?
A: 14 days.
Late Show:
Q: What is the capital of Italy?
A: France.
Q: France is another country. Try again.
A: Oh, um, Benidorm.
Q: Wrong, sorry. Let's try another question. In which country is the Parthenon?
A: I don't know.
Q: Just guess a country then.
A: Paris.
Richard and Judy:
Q: On which street did Sherlock Holmes live?
A: Er...
Q: He makes bread...
A: Er...
Q: He makes cakes...
A: Kipling Street?
The Weakest Link:
Q: Oscar Wilde, Adolf Hitler and Jeffrey Archer have all written books about their experiences in what: Prison or the Conservative Party?
A: The Conservative Party.
Rock FM (Preston):
Q: Name a Bob Hoskins film that is also a name of a famous painting by Leonardo Da Vinci.
A: Who Framed Roger Rabbit?
Who wants to be a Millionaire?:
Chris Tarrent asked the audence: Jambon is the French for which food?
11% said jam not ham.
That's all folks! Hope I made you giggle as much as I did!
I'd love to hear more stupid things that people have heard! If you ever catch (or do, even Browncoats aren't always perfect!) something that makes you wince, send it my way!
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I'm at uni with a girl who couldn't find Australia on a world map.
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Poor people its funny though I had a good laugh
Reavers...they made them
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In regards to the National Lottery question: there are four states of matter. Solid, liquid, gas, and plasma.
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And, apparently, jelly!
The Physicists have been slacking in their analysis of the fundeamental construction of the Universe, or not going to enough children's parties!
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