The Sereni-Tree and the Start of the Second Gala Pageant
POSTED BY: TheRealMe
UPDATED: Thursday, June 15, 2006 02:00
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(I suppose its what I get for insulting people on the net. Trolls are just so tiresome)
In the middle of some much needed sleep, Seryn twitches, hearing some strange inarticulate snarl somewhere. She rolls over, punches the autodial for the Troll Extermination Squad, then rolls over again and snuggles back up to SR. *cozy*
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Hodgins: Your robot reminds me of you. You tell it to turn it stops. You tell it to stop it turns. You ask it to take out the garbage it watches reruns of Firefly.
FozzieWash, You know what I always say: sometimes you're the windshield, sometimes you're the bug!
KermieMal, I never Know what the heck you're talking about.
FozzieWash, Hey, look! They're sending us free lumber!
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TheRealMe returns to the stage, still dressed in his tux.
“Hello, everyone! I hope that you are enjoying the Second Gala Pageant! We shall have a pause in the proceedings at this time, in order to participate in a special celebration!”
Meanwhile, Trey starts wheeling out a cart with booze, desserts, and other treats.
TheRealMe continues: “We will now celebrate our second anniversary! We have been in existence on this site, over 48 consecutive threads, for two years! I’d like to thank Ebonezer for starting things up. The Second Gala Pageant will resume after this party. While we will still accept new contestants (especially someone to be the time-challenged Contestant 8), we will be moving on to the other contests. Thank you!”
OOC: Actually, yesterday was our true anniversary, but my planning didn’t quite work out.
TheRealMe, First Officer of the Sereni-Tree
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*finally returns handing JH his drink and plops down on the chair* Geez sorry about that. There was a mob at the bar.
So besides your own lovely ensemble who would you vote for if you could?
Thanks for the drink. Well, It seems I've missed a couple of contestants while I was changing, and the person I'd vote hasn't gone up yet.
Speaking of which, when are you going up?
"Don't give me what's in the window, babe
I want the stuff you think would never sell
Whatcha have under the counter on the bottom shelf?
I'll buy the lowdown deepdown primal truthful self ."
-The Damage(Marbles)-Marillion
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Oh no I'm not going up. I do much better as a spectator here. Entirely too much competition for my liking. 
Besides it looks like theres a bit of a party going on now. It's only been 2 years... seems like so much longer. In a good way of course! Happy Treeversary Everyone!
Mai, Secretary of Unmentionables.
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Happy Treeversary Everyone! 
"Don't give me what's in the window, babe
I want the stuff you think would never sell
Whatcha have under the counter on the bottom shelf?
I'll buy the lowdown deepdown primal truthful self ."
-The Damage(Marbles)-Marillion
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Happy Treeversary!
Serenity,
First Officer of Destiny
President of The Juggled Gosling Chatroom
Bride8
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Originally posted by CallMeAth:
Can't you just wait until PR comes back, and THEN go back in time and participate, ala Bill & Ted's Excellent adventure?
Unfortunately, due to the Blinovitch Limitation Effect, that would break several laws of time and space and also Delaware. They're very anti-temporal anomalies in Delaware.
And Happy Treeversary! I think we should go out with other people. (Five bonus points up for grabs on that one.)
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sorry i'm late! (ooc - I didn't have time for a long post) I was kind of, er, *blushes* occupied.
ok.
Walking to the center of the room she clears a space, places a large box down and, taking the lid of, presses the big red button on the side.
She wanders off, first to turn off the lights, then to find herself a drink, and for a moment the box just sits there.
Just one moment more...
Boom!
From the box hundreds of tiny lights fly up, whizzing and zig zagging around, zooming all over the room. Looking exactly like fireworks, several people jump when they come near, but after one hits a yeti in the butt, backs up, shakes its self and flys off in another direction, people begin to wonder what they really are.
Above heads several hundreds of the lights have formed into groups, and started doing stunts, one group flicker red and a dragon flys around the room, blowing yellow flickering lights from its mouth. Some others have turned green and started doing an irish jig, another waltz around the room in shades of blue and violet. Above them, others burst in a rainbow of colours, perfect imitations of old earth fireworks. The biggest group move to the front and arrange themselves, colours flickering in a mexican wave of a rainbow, to spell the words
"HAPPY SECOND TREEVERSARY!"
A chorus of ooohs and aaaahhs go up, then appreciative clapping.
Main display over, most of the lights settle on the roof or the furniture, gently twinkling away like stars, others still zig zag about the room, chasing each other or playing tag around the light fittings.
TRM turns to where she is helping her self to another glass of champagne, and grins.
"Very nice, but what exactly are they?"
Seryn smiles back "Fairies! Formation Flyers, the olympic team actually. They were overjoyed to be back on earth, haven't seen the irish cousins for eons apparently. They're going to stay for the wedding, then go visiting.
"Happy Treeversary everyone!"
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Hodgins: Your robot reminds me of you. You tell it to turn it stops. You tell it to stop it turns. You ask it to take out the garbage it watches reruns of Firefly.
FozzieWash, You know what I always say: sometimes you're the windshield, sometimes you're the bug!
KermieMal, I never Know what the heck you're talking about.
FozzieWash, Hey, look! They're sending us free lumber!
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*oohs and aahs over the fairy display.*
So who's next in this gala? It's entertaining.
"Don't give me what's in the window, babe
I want the stuff you think would never sell
Whatcha have under the counter on the bottom shelf?
I'll buy the lowdown deepdown primal truthful self ."
-The Damage(Marbles)-Marillion
visit WWW.Marillion.com for a better way of life.
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TheRealMe is quite impressed, and claps at the fireworks.
"Outstanding work, Seryn. Very well done!"
He returns to the stage and faces the audience again.
"Well, if I may have your attention, I think that it is time to begin the Swimsuit Competition. In moments, we will adjourn to the water park. If you have some special swimsuit that you would like to display, or some skill in swimming and diving, this would be the time and place to show us. Otherwise, we will assume that you just stand in a line-up with the other contestants. Be sure to continue to display your contestant number at the top of your post when you compete.
"We will still accept new contestants, especially the time-lost Contestant 8, whoever that might be."
TheRealMe, First Officer of the Sereni-Tree
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