The Sereni-Tree and the Start of the Second Gala Pageant
POSTED BY: TheRealMe
UPDATED: Thursday, June 15, 2006 02:00
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WHOO-HOO!
*Serenity cat calls and whistles and holds up a big "10" sign.*
What? *she says, in response to looks from the other judges.* Okay, so I'm a little bias. But, really, did you see the butt wiggle?
Serenity,
First Officer of Destiny
President of The Juggled Gosling Chatroom
Bride8
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Originally posted by SoulOfSerenity:
CONTESTANT 9 – SoulOfSerenity
Soul ambles onto the stage, struggling very hard to walk in the mermaid flippers. He is wearing a flowing blond wig, a pair of coconuts on his chest, and has a sparkling blue mermaid tail. Finally arriving at the microphone, he speaks.
“I would flash my boobs, but I really don’t think I can compare. So instead, I have to try something else. I have a friend of mine who specializes in gifts from alternate dimensions. Every now and then he pops into a little machine he built and checks out other dimensions, bringing back little things that don’t exist here. Well, about a month ago, he stumbled across a dimension where people are very big fans of Joss Whedon, and he brought me back a little something…”
Soul holds up what looks to be a rather thick DVD box set. All across the room gasps are heard as the title is read: “Firefly: The Complete First Four Seasons.”
“If I win, I play it. If not…”
He lets the thought hang in the air and walks off the stage. For good measure, though, he pauses and shakes his rear.
"This contest is over!" TRM calls out, holding up a big fat 10
"Aw dammit" Needy groans from the sidelines. "I'm all dressed up and everything"
Then, spotting the "10" sign TRM is holding up, he blurts "Oh... Contestant number 10. I guess that's me"
OOC: Whatever happened to contestant number 8? Did a time portal swallow them up?
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CONTESTANT NUMBER 10: Needy
The boy whore walks onto the stage feigning confidance. His bright red dress with matching high heel shoes surely would make him standout... at least anywhere else - it seemed that everybody there had chosen a similarly unusual outfit.
He was just thankful he had had practice walking in six-inch heels prior to this
"Well that leaves nothing to the imagination" Serenity mutters to the other judges, referring to his skin-tight red dress.
"Hey everybody, the name's Needy... for those that don't already know. I don't exactly know what I'm supposed to do at this point but I've been encouraged to join the pageant so... here I am!"
The crowd is silent
"And I'll be going now"
Just as he starts to walk off, his left foot twists and gives way, causing him to fall down and do the splits.
The crowd bursts into a round of applause at the magnificent display of his flexibility.
Amazingly his dress hasn't split, but the decision to not wear underwear underneath soon backfires as the landing was made that much more painful.
Standing up, he bows and in a very high pitch tone utters "Thank you very much"
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Originally posted by NEEDY:
OOC: Whatever happened to contestant number 8? Did a time portal swallow them up?
OOC: Uh...uh...crap...
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Soul, Security Chief of the Sereni-Tree, Captain of Destiny.
Mantichorus: "So is there a reason they call you 'Soul'?"
Soul (after a long pause): "Yeah. Because I have one."
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Originally posted by SoulOfSerenity:Quote:
Originally posted by NEEDY:
OOC: Whatever happened to contestant number 8? Did a time portal swallow them up?
OOC: Uh...uh...crap...
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Soul, Security Chief of the Sereni-Tree, Captain of Destiny.
Mantichorus: "So is there a reason they call you 'Soul'?"
Soul (after a long pause): "Yeah. Because I have one."
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OOC: I bet nobody would have noticed if I hadn't pointed it out. Doh!
Look at it this way, far weirder things have happened. Plus, someone can always go back and fill in the gap.
Does that make you feel any better?
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Seryn breaks off the kiss, "What?..." Her brain catches up, and she rolls her eyes. "Mills and boon are the 2nd rate... 3rd. 4th rate versions of Jane Austen. *unbuttons shirt* Basically they are porn for middle aged housewives. *kisses* There will be a few scenes establishing a variation on a single plot, then lots of pages full of something not entirly unlike what is happening now *does something extremely x-rated*
"Now just shut up..."
(ooc - I know, I got things crossed over, but hey, it might be relevant to a future plot. But I think thats those two sorted for the weekend. Leave it there, then we can start messing with their heads come monday, see you then)
(also - has Soul won? What about the talent part? I was looking forward to that!)
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Hodgins: Your robot reminds me of you. You tell it to turn it stops. You tell it to stop it turns. You ask it to take out the garbage it watches reruns of Firefly.
FozzieWash, You know what I always say: sometimes you're the windshield, sometimes you're the bug!
KermieMal, I never Know what the heck you're talking about.
FozzieWash, Hey, look! They're sending us free lumber!
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After Ath's brilliant showing Jazaf felt the need for a drink.
"Hey there Trey, Do you have anything back there that'll help me forget the past few seconds?"
Trey smiles and says "Lemme check."
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Navigator on Destiny 
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what? Everyone's doing it!
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There is a knock at the door to ScorpionRegent's room, but he and Seryn are far too preoccupied to notice. The door opens, and from Main Engineering, Jet walks into the room, excited.
"Warren, I just finished cleaning the inside of the main fusion reactor, and I wondered if you would like... to... help... with..."
Jet stares blankly at the couple.
"Oooops!"
Jet backs out of the door and closes it.
Jet, Bride4
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Needy, I noticed the linear-time-challenged Contestant 8 as well. I have a sneaking suspicion it may be someone with Timelord blood. As they say, "Time will tell."
And as tempting as Soul might be, we will be accepting candidates at least until our special occasion party on Sunday. And yes, there will be a talent and perhaps swimsuit competition.
Actually, Soul, the idea of a place where Firefly was never cancelled is an old one. Here is a reference, along with some Pepsimilk fun from back in Thread 4, "The I Am Not Going To Be Depressed About the Delay Club".
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Orginally posted by TheRealMe and ThatWeirdGirl from Nov 29 to Dec 1, 2004:
Hey, ThatWeirdGirl, look!
* The Real Me rips off the covering on the package he was carrying and displays a 7-pack of soda with an odd label that seems to be inscribed with Nordic runes. *
I found an alternate reality where they actually bottle Pepsimilk! THAT wasn’t easy!Quote:
Originally posted by thatweirdgirl:
Thank you, thank you, thank you, you! I'm going to need the coordinates for that alternate reality.
Oh, I can take you there sometime. It's right next to the alternate reality where they never cancelled Firefly.Quote:
TWG:
I'll get working on the translation for this stuff.
Well, the BIG runes just say, "Pepsimilk"...Quote:
TWG:
*pops top of fourth can of pepsimilk, takes swig.*
yep. that's the stuff. way to go.
...and the smaller runes... well, they're some kind of warning label.
TheRealMe, First Officer of the Sereni-Tree
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Originally posted by WashsYoungerSexierBrother:
ooc-- I resent the accusation that just because i am a teenage male that all my thoughts are about.....no i cant pull that one off.
Wisp returned to his room just as the womaniser pill wore off. His dress ripped apart at the seams exposing him in all his manly glory.
He quickly dressed into loose jeans and a white t-shirt complete with his boots and set off to watch the rest of the show.
On the way he saw SR and Seryn bumping uglies, Jade hand and Mai heavy petting and he was pretty sure the yetis were amking an XXX film.
"Is this ship on viagra..." He said as Bobbie Sue walked up to him.
"If your breasts lose me this competition!!!!"
Bobbie Sue, still in her ruffly dress, stomps up to Wisp.
“You! Wisp! Hey, what do you think you’re doing? You can’t just turn yourself into a woman and horn in on our contest! Why, you had a better figure than mine, but yours was fake! Mine is real! I’m all woman!”
With that, Bobbie Sue grabs Wisp on either side of his head and plants a long, passionate kiss on him. She pulls back, seeming somewhat surprised, then turns to stomp off elsewhere.
When she turns, she gets an eyeful. She covers her eyes.
"Ewww! Yuck! Yeti sex! Get a room, you two! Or a cave! Whatever."
One of the yeti calls out, "Assan and Lichna pick THIS room!"
Bobbie Sue, Bride6
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