Limericks! Post your Limericks

POSTED BY: FutureMrsFIllion
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SHINYALORA

Wednesday, May 24, 2006 3:10 PM

that really is good to hear
though i didnt really think i had to fear
was just having trouble finding a rhyme
thankfully ive got one this time
but thanks FMF youre quite a dear

thanks for the welcome, and ill look for her and look around some more, and no mine aren't better yours are awesome but thanks anyway im glad you liked it, ill post some firefly related ones when i think of them, maybe at work today when im bored lol

FUTUREMRSFILLION

Wednesday, May 24, 2006 9:34 PM

bump CAUSE I CAN!

I am on The List. We are The Forsaken and we aim to burn!
"We don't fear the reaper"

ZZETTA13

Thursday, May 25, 2006 1:58 AM

Here,its kinda late in the day,
But I wanted to post this anyway,
Some new rhymes thats for sure,
Strait from the core,
And for now thats about all I can say

Ariel:

When Serenity landed in Ariel City,
On a core planet that seemed very pretty,
No one was allowed to leave to ship,
Only Inara for her Companion check-up trip

But then it was found poor River was getting worse,
And needed more that a ships med lab nurse,
With a knife she'd cut Jayne across the chest,
Surprised the whole crew and made a bloody mess,

Simon had a plan where by to check his sisters mental state,
A scheme at which the crew had a moments debate,
To Ariels hospital her brother saids where she needs to go,
The reason for her unstable condition he did need to know,

To thieve the hospital stores was what the crew trained to do,
But a low down ruttin plan in Jaynes mind did brew,
To expose the Tams was an idea he had of which,
to be rid of them and make himself bloody rich,

But soon he found the tide was turned,
And himself the feds had burned,
The hands of blue arrived in a minute and a half,
And totally extinguished the buildings security staff,

River knew those hands of blue were very close behind,
What she didn't know Mal and Zoe "they" were out to find,
They came together with much relief at a back door,
And were all eager to remain not a second more,

Off they did fly safely and to serenity they went,
Knowing not of Jaynes foiled plan and evil deceit,
But Jayne hadn't trick them all,Mal knew of his little scheme,
And to betray one or two he'd betrayed the whole team,

Jayne woke up in the airlock afraid and all alone,
And found out from the ships captain he'd soon be but bone,
Jayne began a squawkin and tried talkin, he wanted to be let out,
To say he was sorry in the least there was no doubt,

Mal told Jayne he was tired of his games, he was no ruttin kid,
But his anger did lessen when Jayne replied "don't tell them waht I did."
Malcolm forgave Jayne just in time from becoming a crispy critter,
Then turned and walked up the cargo steps with a look quite bitter,

Jaynes life was spared that day though the captains trust was badly broken,
But of his deceit River knew, in time those words be spoken

Z

ZZETTA13

Thursday, May 25, 2006 5:44 PM

This thread is falling asleep of that I do know,
But I will say that I've set myself a limericks goal,

To rhyme the whole season of 14 shows and all,
And then the BDM, so it ain't dead yet ya'll,

I do like this thread, feel for now it ain't worth killin,
But a question to the lady folk,the bigger hunk, Matt Dillon/ Nathan Fillion?

Z
PS: like I don't know the answer already...Ha..Ha,mine is a silly laugh

ZZETTA13

Friday, May 26, 2006 1:37 PM

THE MESSAGE:

Heres a story thats sad to know,
Bout an ol' war buddy of Mal and Zoe,
Mailed himself to them in a crate,
Not knowing of his future fate,
Getting home he expressed was his goal

Hearing his message the crew did shiver,
Made many a lip in the cargo bay quiver,
There lie the body of Tracy soldier and fellow mate,
For being a dead guy looked rather great,
His home St.Albans they would soon go nearer

As the story continues Tracy weren't dead at all,
For his corpsified trickery the crew they did fall,
But he were a hoarding in his person some stolen valued goods,
And set upon Serenity law offical hoods,
Bad fellows indeed as I recall

Upon Tracys innards the thugs wanted back,
For that cargo aboard, the ship they attacked,
Had the pilot Wash flying close to the ground,
And hiding beneath rock as not to be found,
But going unnoticed they also did lack

With no other option they let crooks aboard,
But the goods were by then damaged in the body they were stored,
Book told them there fellows the error of their plan,
And if they did not vacate they'd all be dead men,
An option they knew they could ill afford

They left the ship there on that patch of snowy ground,
And for once in a long while TRUE PEACE Tracy found,
Ships crew located his family with no trouble my guess is,
And with saddness abundant devilered his message,
So there he now rest on St.Albans silent sound

Z

FUTUREMRSFILLION

Friday, May 26, 2006 4:06 PM

Zzetta writes excellent rhyme
I envy her meter and time(ing)
as to the bunk
that matt may be the bigger hunk
to think that is a crime!

ok that sucked, but I am dealing with BIG ISSUES right now!

love this thread!

I am on The List. We are The Forsaken and we aim to burn!
"We don't fear the reaper"

ZZETTA13

Friday, May 26, 2006 4:58 PM

Thank you FMF for nice words you posted of me,
I try to posts rhymes as cleaver as can be,

Sorry about any issues you may be having right now,
Hope for you things get better and really turn good somehow,

Theres one last thing before I go and it may be hard to tell,
But last time he did take a look, Yep ZZETTA he still be male

Hope you have a great day from all your browncoated friends

Z

FUTUREMRSFILLION

Friday, May 26, 2006 5:02 PM

You know that I knew that!
I read it you see
Its just that I'v gone bibbledy
for emails I have 23!

Sorry! Look at my log to see why, but I am sorta freaking out right now.

MEA CULPA to the talented HE.

I am on The List. We are The Forsaken and we aim to burn!
"We don't fear the reaper"

RMMC

Thursday, July 13, 2006 11:01 PM

I went off on a marvelous quest
Find the first thread at FMF bequest
What marvel did I do
I had Google hunt through
So enjoy and be my guest!

This is the thread you wanted, right FMF?

*****
RMMC

FUTUREMRSFILLION

Friday, July 14, 2006 12:36 AM

RMMC is my Hero
Her enemies number zero
We can have a good time
reading all these great rhymes
RMMC I'll buy the beer -o

:)

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