The Sereni-Tree and the Start of the Second Gala Pageant
POSTED BY: TheRealMe
UPDATED: Thursday, June 15, 2006 02:00
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ooc - The yeti making a XXX film!?!?!?!
The children are with them! They are not!
Hey, I resent 'bumping uglies'! They were kissing... are you calling me ugly?
Am I going to have to beat your ass?
As for viagra, nope, hormones maybe, and I've a secret suspicion that the Tree has actually landed in some alternate Mills & Boon reality. Next its going to be heaving bosoms, men in breeches and country dances.
Oh crap its spread to the Nook already...)
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Hodgins: Your robot reminds me of you. You tell it to turn it stops. You tell it to stop it turns. You ask it to take out the garbage it watches reruns of Firefly.
FozzieWash, You know what I always say: sometimes you're the windshield, sometimes you're the bug!
KermieMal, I never Know what the heck you're talking about.
FozzieWash, Hey, look! They're sending us free lumber!
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*watches the gala from the safety of the bar*
Aw, aren't they pretty?
*pours himself another stiff drink*
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I don't know. I could stand to see a little more. 
Umm.. I mean I'm getting a little thirsty. *gets up and heads to the bar* Can I get you anything?
Mai, Secretary of Unmentionables.
http://iammai2.livejournal.com
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Oh, sure I'll take the usual. Thanks. Yeah, I need to kill the brain cells that saw that. 
"Don't give me what's in the window, babe
I want the stuff you think would never sell
Whatcha have under the counter on the bottom shelf?
I'll buy the lowdown deepdown primal truthful self ."
-The Damage(Marbles)-Marillion
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With a tired expression, Trey goes from one half-drunk person to another around her bar, grabbing bottles from each. She stacks them neatly behind the bar in their normal places. Then from behind the bar, she shoos away anybody lingering there. Finally, she puts on her best forced smile and faces the crowd.
"WELL! Can I get you folks something?"
Trey, Bride3
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Hey Trey. Do you mind? One for Jade and ummm oh I don't know something really strong for me. I mean really strong.
Mai, Secretary of Unmentionables.
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(ooc - A little more of what Mai?)
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Hodgins: Your robot reminds me of you. You tell it to turn it stops. You tell it to stop it turns. You ask it to take out the garbage it watches reruns of Firefly.
FozzieWash, You know what I always say: sometimes you're the windshield, sometimes you're the bug!
KermieMal, I never Know what the heck you're talking about.
FozzieWash, Hey, look! They're sending us free lumber!
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Quote:
Originally posted by seryn:
Back in her room, having stopped in the kitchens to raid the fruit and veg store, she feeds bits of root veg to the rabbits then attempts to sleep.
It doesn't work, and she knows exactly why.
Ten minutes later she's sat cross legged on the end of SR's bed, agitatedly cutting strawberries into smaller and smaller chunks and eating them as she waits for him to return.
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SR walks into his den and pauses.
"Am I to take it that you need further convincing to forgive me? Or are you here to perform an act of forgiveness? We aren't strangers and you know that. If you wanted a stranger you wouldn't be here. Some how, I don't think either of us is going to accuse the other of taking advantage. What does all this mean, I don't know and you were asking earlier so either you now know and are going to share the secret or we are going to search for the truth together. You're here because you want something, so make your move."
Seryn stands and motions SR to approach her. When he is within reach she uses a Judo throw that lands him squarely on the bed on his back. She climbs onto the bed, straddling him in a crouch. She draws a knife that happens to be hanging from one of the bed posts and cuts his shirt wide open up the front. The knife point stops just under SR's chin.
"Sometimes you talk too much." She says as she leans in and kisses him. The knife falls, unnoticed, to the floor.
Scorpion Regent
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CONTESTANT 9 – SoulOfSerenity
Soul ambles onto the stage, struggling very hard to walk in the mermaid flippers. He is wearing a flowing blond wig, a pair of coconuts on his chest, and has a sparkling blue mermaid tail. Finally arriving at the microphone, he speaks.
“I would flash my boobs, but I really don’t think I can compare. So instead, I have to try something else. I have a friend of mine who specializes in gifts from alternate dimensions. Every now and then he pops into a little machine he built and checks out other dimensions, bringing back little things that don’t exist here. Well, about a month ago, he stumbled across a dimension where people are very big fans of Joss Whedon, and he brought me back a little something…”
Soul holds up what looks to be a rather thick DVD box set. All across the room gasps are heard as the title is read: “Firefly: The Complete First Four Seasons.”
“If I win, I play it. If not…”
He lets the thought hang in the air and walks off the stage. For good measure, though, he pauses and shakes his rear. 
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Soul, Security Chief of the Sereni-Tree, Captain of Destiny.
Mantichorus: "So is there a reason they call you 'Soul'?"
Soul (after a long pause): "Yeah. Because I have one."
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Quote:
Originally posted by seryn:
Hey, I resent 'bumping uglies'! They were kissing... are you calling me ugly?
Am I going to have to beat your ass?
As for viagra, nope, hormones maybe, and I've a secret suspicion that the Tree has actually landed in some alternate Mills & Boon reality. Next its going to be heaving bosoms, men in breeches and country dances.
Oh crap its spread to the Nook already...)
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OOC:
Bumping uglies, I thought we were really getting down, but that's the danger of being poetical, even the writer doesn't know what's happening.
Who the hell are Mills and Boon?
Scorpion Regent
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