NATHAN FILLION FACTS
POSTED BY: CHOLLETT
UPDATED: Tuesday, June 19, 2007 03:03
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Originally posted by FutureMrsFIllion:Quote:
Originally posted by Naglfar:
Nathan Fillion's two favourite things are commitment and changing himself.
[first one to recognise that one wins... euhm my aproval]
So Nathan is a monk?
I am on The List. We are The Forsaken and we aim to burn!
"We don't fear the reaper"
Not quite what I meant, think future, but less realistic... ooh and four fingers per hand.
On a side note: Nathan Fillion is the One, Neo is just a loser who downloaded the cheatcodes.
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Originally posted by Naglfar:Quote:
Originally posted by FutureMrsFIllion:Quote:
Originally posted by Naglfar:
Nathan Fillion's two favourite things are commitment and changing himself.
[first one to recognise that one wins... euhm my aproval]
So Nathan is a monk?
I am on The List. We are The Forsaken and we aim to burn!
"We don't fear the reaper"
Not quite what I meant, think future, but less realistic... ooh and four fingers per hand.
On a side note: Nathan Fillion is the One, Neo is just a loser who downloaded the cheatcodes.
Futurama. The wireframe pickup line test guys in the valentine's day episode, if i'm not mistaken.
Nathan Fillion has seen every episode of Futurama, The Simpsons, Buffy, Angel, 24, and That 70's Show. He was there.
I'm babbling like a moonbrain.
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On the eigth day post rest (sitting around watching T.V. and eating cheetos) God looked at his creation and relized something was missing so after carefull calculations he finally said let there be FILLION!
An I carried such a torch
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Ah Futurama. Yet another great show cancelled before its time by FOX.
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Nathan Fillion expells demons at the mere utterance of his name.
--SDS
"If I hear the words 'that's final' coming out of your mouth again, they truely will be."
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Your attraction to Nathan Fillion in no way affects your sexual orientation.
Nathan Fillion is the reason Waldo is hiding.
Never bring a knife to a gunfight. And never bring a gun to a Nathan Fillion fight.
The only reason you're awake is because Nathan Fillion doesn't want to carry you.
Nathan Fillion calender goes from March 31st to April 2nd, no one fools Nathan Fillion.
When Malcolm Renolds heard he was being played by Nathan Fillion, Mal killed Fillion. Nobody plays Mal.
When Nathan Fillion goes to the airport and the metal detector doesn't go off, security gives him a gun.
If Nathan Fillion's gun jams, it's because he wanted to beat you with it.
Nathan Fillion played Russian Roulette with a fully loaded gun and won.
It's no use crying over spilt milk... Unless that was Nathan Fillion's milk. Oh you are so screwed.
Nathan Fillion wasn't born, he was unleashed.
Killing Nathan Fillion doesn't make him dead. It just makes him angry.
When Mal asked Niska if he wanted to meet the real Mal, they had to edit out what happened next because they realized that if the viewers at home saw the real Mal, they would all be dead.
Never use the phrase, "I feel half dead," around Nathan Fillion; he never leaves a job unfinished.
Nathan Fillion was able to eliminate Bird Flu playing Duck Hunt.
Nathan Fillion once visited the Virgin Islands. They are now The Islands.
Nathan Fillion uses #1 pencils on standardized tests.... Nathan Fillion doesn't associate with anything that is #2.
My parents told my little brother and I that Malcolm Renolds was "just a television character". We are now orphans.
What color is Nathan Fillion's blood? Trick question. Nathan Fillion does not bleed.
Nathan Fillion sleeps with a pillow under his gun.
Nathan Fillion has been to Mars. Thats why theres no life on Mars.
If Nathan and MacGyver were locked in a room together, Nathan would make a bomb out of MacGyver and get out.
If Nathan Fillion shot you while quail hunting, it wouldn't be an accident.
Nathan Fillion once tortured and killed a man using only shadow puppets.
Dr House once told Nathan Fillion that "House" could kick Firefly's ass. Notice how House now walks with a limp.
Nathan Fillion doesn't breathe. The air hides in his lungs for protection.
No man has ever used the phrase, "Nathan Fillion is a pussy" in a sentence and lived to tel-
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Just to get me sent to various Hells:
Nathan can set a fire that does not consume the bush.
Nathan can honestly say, "Jesus, I am your Father."
Nathan told Gabriel what to tell Mohammad.
Everything is a part of God and God is a part of Nathan.
Nirvana is achieved by learning to think like Nathan.
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Originally posted by Naglfar:
On a side note: Nathan Fillion is the One, Neo is just a loser who downloaded the cheatcodes.
I thought the defintion of The One was, more or less: The guy who's got the cheatcodes.
Which, by the way, means Neo has the cheatcodes, Nathan wrote them.
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Nathan Fillion was once on Celebrity Wheel of Fortune and was the first to spin. The next 29 minutes of the show consisted of everyone standing around awkwardly, waiting for the wheel to stop.
Nathan Fillion once ate three 72 oz. steaks in one hour. He spent the first 45 minutes having sex with his waitress.
Nahtan Fillion is currently in a legal battle with the makers of Bubble Tape. Nathan claims "6 Feet of Fun" is actually the trademark for his penis.
Wilt Chamberlain claims to have slept with more than 20,000 women in his lifetime. Nathan Fillion calls this "a slow Tuesday."
The movie "Serenity" was extremely hard to make because Nahtan had to downplay his abilities. The first few cuts were completely unbelievable.
One of Nathan Fillion's punches traveled so fast it went back in time and hit Amelia Earhart in the face.
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Nathan Fillion taught the bees how to make honey sweet.
Nathan Fillion is tougher than fried liver, more tender than Kobe beef, and hotter than a Habanero pepper.
Nathan Fillion is the Egg Man.
Nathan Fillion loves you, pretty baby, and he'll help you make it through the night.
bun
~6/23~Serenity/Firefly Summer~9/30~
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