NATHAN FILLION FACTS

POSTED BY: CHOLLETT
UPDATED: Tuesday, June 19, 2007 03:03
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CUNNINGORANGETOQUE

Sunday, May 21, 2006 1:02 AM

Haha these are sooo good!

These caption/quote-type threads must run in the family, cos i've got the caption game and my Brother started this one, haah.

I can't stop laughing about some of these!

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Nathan has to put on make-up each morning to decrease his looks. If he went out without make-up, anyone who looked at his beauty would instantly implode.

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FLORALBUNNY

Sunday, May 21, 2006 4:15 AM

All winners of the Caption games are actually Nathan Fillion. He uses different names because he is so humble.

Nathan Fillion knows why the rum is gone.

bun
~6/23~Serenity/Firefly Summer~9/30~
----- why's the rum gone? 7706 -----

BRONZETHUMB

Sunday, May 21, 2006 8:26 AM

Quote:
Nathan Fillion knows why the rum is gone.

LOL, that one's good.

* When Jesus and the Devil battle in Armagheddon, the winner will go one to fight Nathan Fillion in the finals. Nathan is expected to win.

* Nathan Fillion can run the eighteen-second mile. Don't ask how.

* Nathan Fillion has been awarded Pulitzer Prizes, Oscars, Tonys, Nobel Prizes and Gold medals under his many aliases, such as Hugh Jackman, Leo Tolstoy, Denzel Washington, Steven Hawking and Ian Thorpe.

CHOLLETT

Sunday, May 21, 2006 9:12 AM

Nathan Fillion facts aren't based on Chuck Norris facts. Chuck Norris facts are based on Nathan Fillion.

Tom Cruise once met Nathan Fillion. The MIB had to use a neuralizer on him and replace his memory with Katie Holmes, but the excitement couldn't be repressed.

In all honesty, i don't mind if any are "borrowed" from the Chuck lore, but originals are very much encouraged as well! 'Cause they're a brand new kind of hilarious.

I'm babbling like a moonbrain.

EMMARIGBY

Sunday, May 21, 2006 9:41 AM

Hey guys, just to say I've been loving these. I was thinking of printing them out in a little book and having it bound up in a Book of 101 facts about Nathan Fillion that I could present when I finally meet him (or pass on to someone else who is going to a con. he's attending) What do you think? I thought it would be perfect bathroom reading for him (not that he actually uses the bathroom!). So far, by my count we have about 83 so a few more needed please!

Edit: On second thoughts, this is really presumptious of me!! I shall pass this idea on to Cholett who started this whole thing!!

TUFTYFELLA

Sunday, May 21, 2006 11:41 AM

Love this thread, its teh ubar!!

my contribution...

Nathan Fillion is the only person who can get blood from a stone.

FREDGIBLET

Sunday, May 21, 2006 4:31 PM

The roof is on fire because Nathan Fillion willed it to be so, water is unneccesary because Nathan will not allow the fire to spread, so the mother****** should indeed be allowed to burn.

A variant of one of my earlier ones:
Nathan Fillion does not wear tight pants, it's just that whenever he wears animal fibers his raw animal magnetism sucks the pants towards him.

God got the idea for light from looking at Nathan Fillion.

For all the DnD geeks:
Nathan Fillion has Damage Reduction 1000000\Nathan Fillion.

FOLLOWMAL

Sunday, May 21, 2006 5:37 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by EmmaRigby:
Hey guys, just to say I've been loving these. I was thinking of printing them out in a little book and having it bound up in a Book of 101 facts about Nathan Fillion that I could present when I finally meet him (or pass on to someone else who is going to a con. he's attending) What do you think? I thought it would be perfect bathroom reading for him (not that he actually uses the bathroom!). So far, by my count we have about 83 so a few more needed please!

Edit: On second thoughts, this is really presumptious of me!! I shall pass this idea on to Cholett who started this whole thing!!

Do talk to Cholett though, Emma, cuz that's a wonderful idea. There are lots of cons coming up, if you don't go ( I hope you get to!!) someone else can deliver it for you.

Hey, have any of you Nathan Fillion Appreciators thought about joining the Appreciatin' Nathan Crew over on the other Browncoat Board.

PM me for a link to what it is and how to join.
And where to join.

Or email me at followmal@gmail.com

I've copied and pasted a link to this thread over there and we are all enjoying this just as much over there as we are over here. This is hi-larious!!

"You hold. Hold 'til I get back." Mal

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Sunday, May 21, 2006 7:01 PM

Nathan summoned a meteor because the dinosaurs kept trying to mate with him.

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REDLAVA

Sunday, May 21, 2006 8:47 PM

When Serenity opened in France, the French surrendered to Nathan Fillion just to be on the safe side.

Nathan Fillion ordered a Big Mac at Burger King, and got one.

The phrase 'dead ringer' refers to someone who sits behind Nathan Fillion in a movie theater and forgets to turn their cell phone off.

When Nathan Fillion was born, the only person who cried was the doctor. Never slap Nathan Fillion.

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