NATHAN FILLION FACTS

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FUTUREMRSFILLION

Tuesday, May 23, 2006 3:18 PM

Nathan Fillion knows whether or not Paul is dead.

Nathan Fillion shot the Sherrif AND the Deputy.

I am on The List. We are The Forsaken and we aim to burn!
"We don't fear the reaper"

NAGLFAR

Tuesday, May 23, 2006 3:42 PM

Nathan Fillion is the reason I can't get a date

NAGLFAR

Tuesday, May 23, 2006 3:46 PM

Satan started his unholy war against heaven, because he kept losing to Nathan Fillion in rock-paper-scissors.

The reason so few of us notice this unholy war is raging, is because Nathan Fillion is holding his outstretched hand against Satan's forehead.

Satan's domain is underground, because he's been running up against Nathan Fillion's hand so long, he dug himself in.

NAGLFAR

Tuesday, May 23, 2006 3:50 PM

One for the Browncoats exclusively;

No woman can resist Nathan Fillion, ever. This proves Morena Baccarin must logically be the greatest actress alive.

NAGLFAR

Tuesday, May 23, 2006 3:55 PM

Nathan Fillion can walk over a banana peel, noooo problem.

Nathan Fillion does not get bad hair days, he just gets way ahead fashionwize (don't know how to spell this one)

Fear leads to anger, anger leads to hate, hate leads to suffering. Most everything else just leads to Nathan Fillion.

Yoda is Nathan Fillion impersonating Play-doh.

"Everything I do" is about Nathan Fillion.

Bryan Adams isn't gay, he just has great insight in people.

Nathan Fillion can tell which parts of Michael Jackson are real.

Nathan Fillion can translate between Stallone and Schwarznegger and still sound like he's making sense.

Nathan Fillion does not have a MySpace; he considers all good people his friends and if he wishes to be heard, he will simply speak.

Nathan Fillion has faith in God. It's a mutual thing.

If Nathan Fillion gets really REALLY calm he reverts into the Hulk.

Nathan Fillion bit Peter Parker, that whole spider thing was just a coincidence.

Nathan Fillion doesn't mind kryptonite, in fact; he likes the colour.

If Nathan Fillion doesn't answer your prayers, it's because he knows you're doing just fine, but you don't see it yet.

Nathan Fillion doesn't need to blink, he just does it for dramatic effect.

Historians have found the initials "NF" scratched into the walls of the Alamo. They also report a lot of UFO sightings around that time.

God got the idea for a new kind of bug, after taking a spin in Nathan's new hot ride.

Dictionary entry for 'serenity'; the state of mind of an individual after having been told to "relax" by Nathan Fillion

MAGDALENE

Tuesday, May 23, 2006 4:33 PM

Nathan Fillion has heard the sound of one hand clapping

Oprah is hoping to be invited on to Nathan Fillion's show

Nathan Fillion is the one who rescued those miners in Tasmania after 2 weeks underground (he was busy until then)

Joshua blew his trumpet in the battle of Jerico but it was Nathan Fillion who caused the walls to tumble down

Nathan Fillion sank the Titanic without meaning to (honestly, he said 'ooops')

Nathan Fillion invented chocolate

Nathan Fillion invented sex

Nathan Fillion invented the term, 'better than sex'

Nathan Fillion is the reason Oprah Winfrey refuses to get married (she's saving herself)

Nathan Fillion fed the Israelites in the wilderness after they fled from Egypt

Hmmmmm I know I had some others but I forgot them - Nathan Fillion has 'filled up my senses'

"I love my Captain!"

NAGLFAR

Tuesday, May 23, 2006 4:45 PM

If Nathan Fillion ever says "Sleep" straight to your face, you just fall over. Five hours later however you wake up perfectly refreshed, with a brand new lust for life. In fact Iggy Pop wrote his best songs after one such an incident.

If Nathan Fillion ever says "Die" straight to your face, God judges you, then and there.

God and Nathan Fillion refer to each other simply as "Nate" and "Joss"

(hope I don't offend anyone with that one, remember we're practicing humor here )

If Nathan Fillion ever asks a woman "What's wrong?", she bursts into tears and tells him exactly what's the matter. Nathan will then know exactly what to do.

If Nathan Fillion ever tells you to "live damned, LIVE !" you find the man/woman of your dreams within seven days and you'll die a happy, old man/woman when it's your time.

Nathan Fillion goes around shouting "Live damned, LIVE!" to people everywhere.

If Nathan Fillion ever smiles and winks to a woman, she doesn't have to fake it ever again.

Charlie's Chocolate Factory is actually a division of Nathan Fillion Inc. Willy Wonka exists solely as a tax reduction method.

This is why all women love chocolate, even those that don't admit it.

MAGDALENE

Tuesday, May 23, 2006 5:00 PM

God and Nathan Fillion refer to each other simply as "Nate" and "Joss"

(hope I don't offend anyone with that one, remember we're practicing humor here )

If Nathan Fillion ever tells you to "live damned, LIVE !" you find the man/woman of your dreams within seven days and you'll die a happy, old man/woman when it's your time.

Nathan Fillion goes around shouting "Live damned, LIVE!" to people everywhere.

If Nathan Fillion ever smiles and winks to a woman, she doesn't have to fake it ever again.

I have got to meet Nathan Fillion one day!! I knew I was missiong something in my life...

"I love my Captain!"

NAGLFAR

Tuesday, May 23, 2006 5:12 PM

If Nathan Fillion, Alan Tudyck and Adam Baldwin ever play two on one basketball, nobody wins... they just have a great time and a cold one afterwards.(preferably Belgian )

The three point exploding heart technique is based on a real life phenomenon; it's called "the Nathan Fillion Valentine's day card".

Nathan Fillion's two favourite things are commitment and changing himself.
[first one to recognise that one wins... euhm my aproval]

With Nathan Fillion pun is always intended, otherwise he'd find some other way to say it.

There are no aliens in Firefly because Malcom Reynolds bred them all out in doing it with ALL the hot alien babes.

FUTUREMRSFILLION

Tuesday, May 23, 2006 5:27 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by Naglfar:
Nathan Fillion's two favourite things are commitment and changing himself.
[first one to recognise that one wins... euhm my aproval]

So Nathan is a monk?

I am on The List. We are The Forsaken and we aim to burn!
"We don't fear the reaper"

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