So Joss' car breaks down outside your house.....
POSTED BY: TheSomnambulist
UPDATED: Thursday, May 25, 2006 19:48
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...That's right and he knocks at your door, french windows, cat flap, whatever and asks to use your phone to call roadside assistance.
He does, and they tell him he has a 2-3 hour wait! Ho hum... What to do?
Me, I'd set-up the scalextrics and offer him a race... and because I'm part English a cuppa!
What would y'all do ?
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well, first i'd call my two best friends. then i would start working on being friends w/ someone who has access to airplanes capable of tricky dive-and-snatch manouvers. then we'd work on getting teh other 9, a camera and makeup and whatever else crew, and then we'd storm fox to recover whatever props would still be salvigable. surely you see where this is going :P
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very obvious
http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/flash/llama.php
-try it out, I dare you
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First off, I would offer him something to drink, and ask if hes hungry. Then ide probebly just hang a while and try to have a bit of conversation. Then ide ask him if he knew a good way to get into the movie buisness. Then I would sprinkle my conversation with a few questions about certain things about firefly. And last but not least, ask if I got take a picture of him and me since no one would believe me that he was there otherwise.
You can’t stop the Signal.
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I'd distract him while my cousin cletus sharpens the axe...
More insane ramblings by the people who brought you beeeer milkshakes!
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I'd offer him refreshments. If he was in a big hurry, I'd offer to drive him to his destination myself. otherwise...I'd probably be an awful fan-girl and tell him how much I've loved his shows, especially the BDS, and that I miss there not being any shows by him on the air, and ask did he really have to kill both Book and Wash, and possibly run out of air at this time due to my asthma. 
Then again, I may be a worse fan-girl and just sit and stare st him, too in awe to speak.
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RMMC
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Joss who?
BROWNCOATS UNITE!
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As much as I like to think that I'd be all calm, collected, and non-geek like (I hear about people at conventions and such and often think "what dweebs, I'd never be like that!"), I'd probably be a fumbling baffoon.
I'd offer him the use of ma phone to call whoever, offer him a drink and so forth while making some general conversation "what are you going over here" etc.
Before long I'd no doubt have confessed my undyling love for Firefly/Serenity, make a fuss about how p****d off I am that it was cancelled, and in no uncertain terms *beg* him to bring it back. Mainly I'd just as him if he thought that another movie/series was in anyway possible - to give myself some hope - then move on to talking about other stuff.
-Brexan
"Also, I can kill you with my brain"
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I'd make him babysit for a couple of hours while I got some housework done.
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They could not take the sky from them -
Our Big Damn Heroes made a film!
I'm gonna see Serenity then
go back the next morning and see it again.
Cuz no one at Fox knew this show had no equal
C'mon Universal, and greenlight the sequel!
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