The Sereni-Tree and the Start of the Second Gala Pageant
POSTED BY: TheRealMe
UPDATED: Thursday, June 15, 2006 02:00
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*lissa settles in with a tall glass of lemonade to watch the show*
hmm...I like that Ervin fellow! Very nice looking...um...yeti.
~lissa, retired spwhore
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CONTESTANT 3: JadeHand, as Dr. Frankenfurter from The Rocky Horror Picture Show.
A man with thick black hair full of grey steps onto the stage. His face pale with white makeup, lips bright red and eyes dark with eyeshadow. A string of large pearls around his neck. A tight black leather corset nearly squeezes the breath from him. Long black gloves hide his forearms. Black panties and a garter belt at his waist hold up the fishnets. Tall black boots cover his feet.
He steps up to the microphone, a couple of feet to it's right side. He looks over at it, and takes a jump to the left, and then a step to the right, he puts his hands on his hips, and pulls his knees in tight.
"Oh, hi. I'm Jade."
He looks out at all the people looking up at him, stifles a laugh, and walks off of the stage. he reaches up and Pats Ervin on the shoulder. "You look great tonight Ervin." Ervin, a little nervous, steps back. "Ervin thanks you.... he thinks."
JadeHand strolls back over to the couch and sits back down beside Mai. "This thing is really tight, might need to slip out of it soon."
"Don't give me what's in the window, babe
I want the stuff you think would never sell
Whatcha have under the counter on the bottom shelf?
I'll buy the lowdown deepdown primal truthful self ."
-The Damage(Marbles)-Marillion
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Quote:
Originally posted by seryn:
She reaches up to run her fingers around the nape of his neck, then gently but very firmly pulls his face down to hers and kisses him lightly on the lips. Then the spirit of tease catches her and she breaks away, steps back and licks her lips very slightly. She tilts her chin in an exaggerated 'thinking' pose, then smiles at him.
"No, not a parting gift..."
Out in the commonroom appause goes up, a voice booms out.
"Its starting, excuse me." She bites her lips and smiles as she's backing away
"yes, I liked that... keep having ideas"
She grins again, and turns to go discover the sticky mess that must be the girls by now.
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SR sits quietly in the bar, oblivious to everything. For a moment in time he is completely at peace, in bliss, relaxed. After awhile he stands up and he and Snarky make their way to the outer hull to play with catapaults.
Scorpion Regent
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CONTESTANT 4- Wisp as Wispette
A tremendously attractive woman takes a step onto the stage walking with a little less grace than you would expect.
"Hi" He/she says in a girly voice like a prom queen entering her sorority house "Im Wispette and im wearing my custom-made dress with custom-made makeup and custom-made boobs! He he" He/she pouts its lips and pushes its ass out.
In the Judges box TRM looks at his co-judges and says "Should i be turned on by that? And is it under man or woman?"
Wispette gigles again and begins to walk off stage. She then steps back up to the mike flashes her boobs and retreats 
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Seryn watches Wispette walk onto the stage with trepidation.
With minimal fuss she picks op one of the colouring book SR provided, and as Wispette returns to the mic, holds in front of the girls faces
"Look at that!" *points randomly*
"Its the page number"
"What are you doing miss Seryn? Why can't we see the lady"
"Girls, that is no lady..."
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Hodgins: Your robot reminds me of you. You tell it to turn it stops. You tell it to stop it turns. You ask it to take out the garbage it watches reruns of Firefly.
FozzieWash, You know what I always say: sometimes you're the windshield, sometimes you're the bug!
KermieMal, I never Know what the heck you're talking about.
FozzieWash, Hey, look! They're sending us free lumber!
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Bobbie Sue watches Wispette's performance with growing concern. "Wait! When I was up there, I didn't flash my boobs! Was I supposed to flash my boobs??
Bobbie Sue, Bride6
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Quote:OOC: That all seems correct to me! And I shall continue from there...with a reveal of somekind! And some strange questions answered. And the Tardis is in safe hands... once I work out how to use it.
Originally posted by TheRealMe:
OOC: PsychicRiver! We'll be glad to have you back when you can manage it. My summaries have continued to say that you are off elsewhere or elsewhen, talking to your once or future self. Oh, and I think that your dad has a few words to say about "borrowing" his TARDIS without permission.
PsychicRiver
"Two by two, hands of blue."
"We'll take care of each other. I'll knit!"
"I swallowed a bug."
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Seryn sits on her seat, being very good, looking after the girls (who really honestly did not need supervision) and doing her best to be interested.
But pagents just wern't her. And snatches of her conversation with SR kept floating through her mind, something he had said... what was it? Wolverines..? No, boots, nope, oh, yes...
Quote:were ever truer words spoken? She wriggles in her seat, waiting for Mai or Serenity or anyone to get back. but neither show. Eventually she spots the female yeti (ooc- I can't remember her name! help!)standing with Ervin.
...Besides testing catapaults can be fun...
Getting up she approaches them and gives her an enthusiastic hug, inquires about her progress and congratulates Ervin on his entry into the competition.
"I have things to do, i'll make it back in time for the next round, but I was wondering if you wouln't keep just one eye on the girls over there. They shouldn't be any problem, they are almost totally self sufficient, but they do have a habit of getting lost."
The yeti all nod and grin, and she returns the gesture, then returns to her room, and snatches up her back, checks on the rabbits, then getting a location on SR from the computer, climbs through several hatches to join him.
As she approaches, SR looks up at her and gives her one of his inscrutable looks.
"Hey. I was hoping these were the kind of babies that could throw anything. Y'see, I still have that shipment of Majolica vases, you know from that trader we raided last spring?"
She pulls one of the god-awful things, a particularly runny looking peacock, out of the bag and hefts it in one hand
"Figured if it was for research *grins* there was nothing better to volunteer for destruction. You know, for the good of mankind?"
She puts the bag and the ornament down, and rests an appreciative hand on the catapult, Admiring the construction.
"When she's ready of course..."
*smiles*
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Hodgins: Your robot reminds me of you. You tell it to turn it stops. You tell it to stop it turns. You ask it to take out the garbage it watches reruns of Firefly.
FozzieWash, You know what I always say: sometimes you're the windshield, sometimes you're the bug!
KermieMal, I never Know what the heck you're talking about.
FozzieWash, Hey, look! They're sending us free lumber!
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*JadeHand twists and squirms in discomfort on the couch, trying to pay attention to the other contestants. He turns to face Mai*
I'm sorry, but I have to get out of this thing. It's just too tight. I'll be back in time for the Talent Competition. 
*JadeHand stands and departs. He returns to Mai's room and collects his belongings. He cleans up the quarters and leaves everything as it was before his arrival there. Picking up his case and bag, he returns to his own quarters under the Hanger Bay. There he slips out of his costume and showers again to remove the makeup and hair gel. Fresh and clean again, he dresses in his black slacks, shirt and tie, slips his boots on and secures his property in his quarters. He gazes into the mirror at the man there and for the first time in a long time, maybe ever, knows him. A smile on the mans face looks out of place, but somehow feels right. JadeHand stands and exits his room, locking the door behind him. He heads up to the hanger bay, pulls a remote from his pocket, and deactivates the SEP on Ocean Cloud . Stepping inside, he heads back to a locker, and pulls out a guitar. He sits and makes sure it's in tune. and practices a few chords for the talent portion of the gala.*
"Don't give me what's in the window, babe
I want the stuff you think would never sell
Whatcha have under the counter on the bottom shelf?
I'll buy the lowdown deepdown primal truthful self ."
-The Damage(Marbles)-Marillion
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CONTESTANT 5: Jake7
**jake7 takes a deep breath, then strolls gracefully out onto the stage wearing a long sheath of sparkling pop-top tabs. It glitters under the lights as she approaches the microphone**
Hi, I'm jake7 and I normally don't do this sort of thing, but I just couldn't resist when I got the idea for this dress. I'm just lucky I found the sheath underneath...
**she does a model's twirl to show how the tabs will fly with the movement, showing off the multi-colored gossamer sheath beneath. She finishes her twirl, then exits the stage past the other contestants, murmuring her appreciation of their "costumes"**
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MAL: Everybody's makin' a fuss.
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"They just float out there, sending out raver breeding parties..."
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