NATHAN FILLION FACTS
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UPDATED: Tuesday, June 19, 2007 03:03
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Nathan Fillion has the greatest poker-face of all time. He won the 1983 World Series of Poker despite holding only a Joker, a Get out of Jail Free Monopoloy card, a 2 of clubs, 7 of spades and a green #4 card from the game UNO.
That is the best one ever.
Nathan must have thought of that one.
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Originally posted by Redlava:
When Nahtan Fillion sends in his taxes, he sends blank forms and includes only a picture of himself, in a browncoat with his pistol drawn. Nathan Fillion has not had to pay taxes ever.
I went looking for this pic, but I decided on this one instead
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Originally posted by Redlava:Quote:
Nathan Fillion has the greatest poker-face of all time. He won the 1983 World Series of Poker despite holding only a Joker, a Get out of Jail Free Monopoloy card, a 2 of clubs, 7 of spades and a green #4 card from the game UNO.
That is the best one ever.
Nathan must have thought of that one.
Actually it was stolen from the Chuck Norris facts, just like a lot of these...
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Originally posted by EmmaRigby:
.....scientific studies revealed that more than a couple of second's exposure to his nakid form causes severe mental retardation and excessive saliva production in all women over the age of puberty.
Actually, Emma, this one is fact.
"You hold. Hold 'til I get back." Mal
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Nathan Fillion makes straight men consider homosexuality. . . maybe. . . if they were both drunk. . .
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* Nathan Fillion created the sport of hockey when he became bored with conventional golf.
Which is why its so big in Canada...
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* If you spell Nathan Fillion in Scrabble, you win. Forever.
*falls of chair laughing* these are great! Here's my stab...
The French never really gave Canada to the British. They gave Canada to Nathan Fillion as a present for being so awesome...he just let the British borrow it for awhile.
Nathan Fillion knows who stole the cookies from the cookie jar.
You know when God and Satan had that big fight awhile back? It was over who got to sit next to Nathan Fillion at the dinner table.
Nathan Fillion is the real Lord of the Dance...not that Flatley guy...
The ancient Greeks created Apollo after they saw Nathan Fillion.
Mine is an evil sugar high laugh! Bwahahahaha!
Morwen
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And behold, Nathan Fillion laughed and there was music, he smiled and there was light ,he sneezed and behold , there was humanity.
Some say he even invented cheese.
Ask not for whom the bell tolls. It tolls for Nathan.
Bryce
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I swallowed a bug.
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*Extensive scientific research has concluded that the Big Bang was actually the result of Nathan Fillion cracking his knuckles.
*Solar eclipses are just Nathan Fillion doing shadow puppets.
Some of these are really great, keep 'em up! 
--SDS
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Oh, these are class.
Let's see...
The Latin for "Oh you're really F*cked now" is "Ave, Nathan Fillion."
When River Tam lost her mind, Nathan Fillion found it and put it back.
Nathan Fillion would consider that Reaver harpoon incident 'getting a splinter'.
Nathan Fillion has never been addicted to drugs, although many drugs are addicted to Nathan Fillion.
Krispy Kreme have discontinued their jelly filled donuts in favour of calling the next range "Nathan Filli'n".
Nathan Fillion NEVER needs to ask for directions. To ANYWHERE.
Nathan Fillion knows exactly where the G spot is, because he put it there.
Nathan Fillion can help slimming as part of a calorie controlled diet.
Packets of peanuts are now marked with the phrase "Warning : May Contain Nathan Fillion".
Coca Cola are about to be sued because only Nathan Fillion is The Real Thing.
Our Mrs W
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There's always time for a Wash.
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