NATHAN FILLION FACTS
POSTED BY: CHOLLETT
UPDATED: Tuesday, June 19, 2007 03:03
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Nathan Fillion bears a striking resemblance to Jesus, I'll only give you one guess as to why.
When camera crews film Nathan Fillion they have to use special cameras that can stand the power of his screen presence, regular cameras explode within seconds of being turned on.
Nathan Fillion does not wear tight pants, the pants just can't stand to be away from him.
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Originally posted by Kayna:
Here's a quote from James Gunn's myspace and the link.
"Also - fake MySpace profiles are popping up for various SLiTHER actors on MySpace. The ONLY actors who have MySpace pages from SLiTHER of whom I'm aware are Michael Rooker and Jenna Fischer (as Pam Beesly). Nathan Fillion, for instance, definitely DOES NOT have a MySpace page, and all pages that claim to be him are fan pages. Just so you know."
Hey, thanks for the illumination.
...Now I feel like a big loser sending a friend request, hoping it might be legit. Those darn pics they have up look so real. Darn those kinivers! (sp?) hmm...don't know that I've ever spelled that word.
"Can't take the sky..."
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Originally posted by fredgiblet:
Nathan Fillion does not wear tight pants, the pants just can't stand to be away from him.
Hee!
This one is awesome!
I could say something inaproriate but I think I'll save it for elsewhere.
And IHF, don't feel too bad. Some of those pics do look awful personal. Plus, everyone likes to hope. If I could find a myspace that I tuought was his I would join myspace just to make a friend request.
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Thought up a few more:
Nathan Fillion not only cracked Da Vinci's code, he also helped write it.
Nathan Fillion actually makes up his own species - Homo fillion.
Nathan Fillion can easily make a perpetual motion device. He just doesn't feel like it.
Nathan Fillion has been inside Area 51. It's not all it's cracked up to be.
-Volk
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Nathan met God once. Turns out that God is one of Nathan's biggest fans.
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Nathan Fillion can mathematically make two wrongs equal a right.
Nathan Fillion knows how many licks it takes to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop, and it ain't three, mother
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On the first day, Nathan Fillion said "Let there be God."
Nathan Fillion doesn't sleep.....he waits.
Four out of five dentists recommend Nathan Fillion.
Nathan Fillion can make a woman climax by simply pointing to her and saying "Booyah."
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Originally posted by Redlava:
In fine print on the last page of the Guinness Book of World Records it notes that all world records are held by Nathan Fillion, and those listed in the book are simply the closest anyone else has ever gotten.
Nathan Fillion sold his soul to the devil for his rugged good looks and unparalleled ass-kicking ability. Shortly after the transaction was finalized, Nathan punched devil in the face and took his soul back. The devil, who appreciates irony, couldn’t stay mad and admitted he should have seen it coming. They now play poker every second Wednesday of the month.
When Nahtan Fillion sends in his taxes, he sends blank forms and includes only a picture of himself, in a browncoat with his pistol drawn. Nathan Fillion has not had to pay taxes ever.
Nathan Fillion once challenged Lance Armstrong in a “Who has more testicles?” contest. Nathan Fillion won by 5.
That is the funniest thing I have read all day
If there isn't any chocolate in heaven, then I ain't going
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Originally posted by Kayna:Quote:
Originally posted by WorshipMal:Quote:I don't know if this is already common knowledge around here, but my boyfriend emailed me today to say he added Nathan as his friend on MySpace. So that pretty much got me to hurry up and sign up so I could view his whole profile...
Originally posted by deepgirl187:
Does Nathan have an e-mail address acessible to fans? He would really get a kick out of these.
James Gunn, the director of Slither has said that that is not Nathan's myspace. He says that Nathan does not have a myspace. This was discussed at great lenght in Mal's Bunk.
Here's a quote from James Gunn's myspace and the link.
"Also - fake MySpace profiles are popping up for various SLiTHER actors on MySpace. The ONLY actors who have MySpace pages from SLiTHER of whom I'm aware are Michael Rooker and Jenna Fischer (as Pam Beesly). Nathan Fillion, for instance, definitely DOES NOT have a MySpace page, and all pages that claim to be him are fan pages. Just so you know."
See it here:
http://blog.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseacti...logID=110206288
Oh yeah, Nathan can fly and turn back time like in that Superman movie. In fact, Superman is really based on Nathan. I know the comics were created before he was "allegedly" born but Nathan can move back and forth through time.
I don't know whether he just didn't used to, or what, but Jewel Staite said at a convention a couple of weeks ago - that she got a friend request on myspace from someone 'posing as' nathan, she thought 'oh my god, how lame is that - he's even got 'i aim to misbehave' as his quote...' sent him a message giving him a piece of her mind about being a fake, and a loser - and then nathan called her the next day, hurt, saying 'why did you reject my friend request?!'
so.. who knows. maybe that's a fakey, and there's another one out there somewhere - or maybe that's the real deal?
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* Nathan Fillion always knows the EXACT location of Carmen SanDiego.
* Nathan Fillion let the dogs out.
* Nathan Fillion once bet NASA he could survive re-entry without a spacesuit. On July 19th, 1999, a naked Nathan Fillion re-entered the earth's atmosphere, streaking over 14 states and reaching a temperature of 3000 degrees. An embarrassed NASA publically claimed it was a meteor, and still owes him a beer.
* Nathan Fillion's s*** does not, in fact, stink.
* When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for Nathan Fillion.
* Several American NFL teams are currently in negotiations to have their teams renamed "the Fillionares".
* Nathan Fillion’s hand is the only hand that can beat a Royal Flush.
* Nathan Fillion coined the phrase "to coin a phrase".
* There is no such thing as global warming. Nathan Fillion was cold, so he turned the sun up.
* Nathan Fillion was offered the opportunity to become the Dalai Lama. He respectfully declined. He is also being considered as the next Pope, the next Head of Scientology, and the next President of Uganda.
* If you spell Nathan Fillion in Scrabble, you win. Forever.
* Nathan Fillion created the sport of hockey when he became bored with conventional golf.
* Nathan Fillion discovered a new theory of relativity involving multiple universes in which Nathan Fillion is even more good-looking than in this one.
* Nathan Fillion has the greatest poker-face of all time. He won the 1983 World Series of Poker despite holding only a Joker, a Get out of Jail Free Monopoloy card, a 2 of clubs, 7 of spades and a green #4 card from the game UNO.
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(I love you all for brightening my day with these!)
* Nathan Fillion has a National Health Warning tattooed to his butt that has to be digitally removed during any nude scenes. This was oficially ordered when scientific studies revealed that more than a couple of second's exposure to his nakid form causes severe mental retardation and excessive saliva production in all women over the age of puberty.
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