NATHAN FILLION FACTS
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UPDATED: Tuesday, June 19, 2007 03:03
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Nathan Fillion is one of the only survivors of Chuck Norris's famous roundhouse kick. Chuck's foot got lost in Nathan's nostril, and was removed before any harmful contact was made.
Nathan Fillion CAN believe it's not butter.
I'm babbling like a moonbrain.
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Quote:I don't know if this is already common knowledge around here, but my boyfriend emailed me today to say he added Nathan as his friend on MySpace. So that pretty much got me to hurry up and sign up so I could view his whole profile...
Originally posted by deepgirl187:
Does Nathan have an e-mail address acessible to fans? He would really get a kick out of these.
http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&frien
dID=21321215
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Nathan Fillion always knows EXACTLY what Willis is talking about.
Nathan Fillion does, indeed, smell what the Rock is cooking.
Nathan Fillion owns his own Firefly.
Nathan Fillion doesn't vote. If he did, the voter turnout of people that would vote the way he did would be so large the winning candidate would be accused of cheating.
Nathan Fillion invented the internet. He just let Al Gore borrow it.
When Adam and Eve left the garden, they wondered "So, what should we do now?" Their answer: "Let's go hang out with Nathan."
Nathan Fillion discovered Pluto.
Nathan Fillion is the Canadian ambassador to America.
Nathan Fillion has the eye of the tiger. In fact, he hunted down the tiger himself.
*disclaimer: Yes, I do know that voting is anonymous and that Al Gore did NOT invent the internet. The jokes are just funnier that way.
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Here's what I have to say about Serenity: If Ender's Game can't be this kind of movie, and this good a movie, then I want it never to be made. I'd rather just watch Serenity again.
-Orson Scott Card
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Quote:
Originally posted by WorshipMal:Quote:I don't know if this is already common knowledge around here, but my boyfriend emailed me today to say he added Nathan as his friend on MySpace. So that pretty much got me to hurry up and sign up so I could view his whole profile...
Originally posted by deepgirl187:
Does Nathan have an e-mail address acessible to fans? He would really get a kick out of these.
James Gunn, the director of Slither has said that that is not Nathan's myspace. He says that Nathan does not have a myspace. This was discussed at great lenght in Mal's Bunk.
Here's a quote from James Gunn's myspace and the link.
"Also - fake MySpace profiles are popping up for various SLiTHER actors on MySpace. The ONLY actors who have MySpace pages from SLiTHER of whom I'm aware are Michael Rooker and Jenna Fischer (as Pam Beesly). Nathan Fillion, for instance, definitely DOES NOT have a MySpace page, and all pages that claim to be him are fan pages. Just so you know."
See it here:
http://blog.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseacti...logID=110206288
Oh yeah, Nathan can fly and turn back time like in that Superman movie. In fact, Superman is really based on Nathan. I know the comics were created before he was "allegedly" born but Nathan can move back and forth through time.
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Op: You're fighting a war you've already lost.
Mal: Yeah, well I'm known for that.
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Quote:
Originally posted by Kayna:
Oh yeah, Nathan can fly and turn back time like in that Superman movie. In fact, Superman is really based on Nathan. I know the comics were created before he was "allegedly" born but Nathan can move back and forth through time.
Which reminds me, Nathan came before the chicken AND the egg.
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Chuck Norris is not hung like a horse...
...horses aren't even hung like Chuck Norris...
...Horses and Chuck Norris are hung like Nathan Fillion...although not quite as big.
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Nathan's milkshake brings everyone to the yard. And Damn right, it's better than yours!
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If Chuck Norris and Vin Diesel had a baby....Nathan Fillion could still P3WN it!
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IF Nathan jumped into water, Nathan wouldn't get wet, the water would get Nathan fillion.
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Creator of "THE OTHER SHINY CAPTION GAME"!
www.livejournal.com/users/the_zeppo01
Time for some thrilling heroics!
poor_noel2@hotmail.com
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Nathan Fillion killed Kenny. And the rest of South Park let it slide.
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Do you know what Nathan Fillion's problem is?
He's too good looking.
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Creator of "THE OTHER SHINY CAPTION GAME"!
www.livejournal.com/users/the_zeppo01
Time for some thrilling heroics!
poor_noel2@hotmail.com
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nathan knows the wrong way to eat a recees
Someday the verse will spit in your soup but at least they gave you soup.
one day
one plan
one mission
one army of browncoats
june 23rd serenity day
-Our mission as browncoats is to make us known.
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So tired from work today that my brain wasn't working-then I saw this thread and really perked up.
I think the kilt picture did it.
Here's my contribution:
Nathan invented the kilt-he let the Scots just borrow it.
One day.
One plan.
One army of Browncoats.
On June 23rd, we aim to misbehave.
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In fine print on the last page of the Guinness Book of World Records it notes that all world records are held by Nathan Fillion, and those listed in the book are simply the closest anyone else has ever gotten.
Nathan Fillion sold his soul to the devil for his rugged good looks and unparalleled ass-kicking ability. Shortly after the transaction was finalized, Nathan punched devil in the face and took his soul back. The devil, who appreciates irony, couldn’t stay mad and admitted he should have seen it coming. They now play poker every second Wednesday of the month.
When Nahtan Fillion sends in his taxes, he sends blank forms and includes only a picture of himself, in a browncoat with his pistol drawn. Nathan Fillion has not had to pay taxes ever.
Nathan Fillion once challenged Lance Armstrong in a “Who has more testicles?” contest. Nathan Fillion won by 5.
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