The Sereni-Tree, the Second Gala Pageant, and NO PERIL!
POSTED BY: TheRealMe
UPDATED: Saturday, May 20, 2006 04:45
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*sigh*
Not the first woman to pass out at the sight of my.... Snake? Oh my. Now where did you come from?
*JadeHand reaches down and takes the boa by the neck and begins to disentwine it from Mai's leg. Collecting the reptile, JadeHand escorts the intruder into a nearby empty box, and covers the box with something heavy. He ponders briefly the fight between the boa and the vorpal bunnies before shrugging and returning to Mai's side. He lifts her up from the floor and lays her out on her bed. Jadehand reaches into his bag and pulls out a small kit with a big red + on it. Opening the kit, he retrieves a small item and breaks it in half, waving the smelling salts under her nose, she rouses.*
Welcome back. Where were we?
"So I talked about conscience and I talked about pain And he looked out the window and it started to rain
I thought maybe I've already gone crazy
So I reached for a bottle and he reached for the door And I picked up the sleeping pills crushed on the floor
Inviting me to a casual obscenity."
-Blind Curve(Misplaced Childhood)-Marillion
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Ummm... hi.
*whispers* I'm not sure if your aware,but your not wearing anything.
Isn't there a gala we should be getting to soon-ish?
And also why did that snake have feathers?
Mai, Secretary of Unmentionables.
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Before heading back to the common room Seryn thinks, then returns to her room and collects the Besson make-up and hair boxes, just for others to use if they want to.
She twitches the night about a bit, encouraging tendrils to grow up he skin at the back and making the shoulder connnections a little more delicate, then heads off to the common room.
I the corridor near her destination she comes across Serenity talking down an extremely upset Ghost and Shadow, so she attempts to go with her usual tactic of distract them, then get the details when they are calm.
"Girls! There you are? Oh dear, you look like you didn't have a good trip. Are you ok?
They look around them and Shadow gives a tentative nod.
"Why don't you tell Serenity and I all about it while you are trying on your new dresses? Come on"
Together the lead the two girls back to the common room, and whilst Serenity shows the girls the purchases they made and the new clothes and shoes they bought the girls, Seryn sets about cleaning and styling their hair with the flash boxes, eagerly keeping an ear out for when they want to talk about what happened.
(sorry, I think they are going to start the pagent soon, and I didn't want you to miss it. Plus, Shoes! lets get to the bit where you open your presents!) :D
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Hodgins: Your robot reminds me of you. You tell it to turn it stops. You tell it to stop it turns. You ask it to take out the garbage it watches reruns of Firefly.
FozzieWash, You know what I always say: sometimes you're the windshield, sometimes you're the bug!
KermieMal, I never Know what the heck you're talking about.
FozzieWash, Hey, look! They're sending us free lumber!
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Wisp walks around the ship and observes everyone getting ready and begins to think that his little lacy black thing that he cant remember getting into will be shown up.
He quickly returns to his room and begins to ponder how to use his talents and equipment to hand to manke a dress.
He was very content in his masculinity and as he stood there completely naked he realised he may need some help filling out the upper portion of any dress he made.
Therefore he reached into his bag and pulled out a silver breifcase which he placed on his bed.
As he opened it (in true mad scientist style) 1000's of testtubes and bottles and chemicals flew out of the tardis of a breifcase and set up a fully functioning lab around his room.
"Okay job one boobs job two dress"
Wisp began playing round with organic molecules and invented the WOMANIFIER PILL!!!!
Guaranteed to turn any man into a woman for 24 hours (but a full transformation back again)
Wisp then started playing around with some fabrics and dyes and things and started constructing the ultimate dress.
In a large barrel wisp placed his little black lacy dress and unwove it into threads. Then he threw in some shirts to add spare material.
He poured in many starnge chemicals and other such guff and produced many strange clouds of smoke that wirled around the ship.
When He had done he extracted the long flowing sleveless gown and marveled at its wonder. It was designed to appear in a miriad of colours from evry angle.
When swayed around it looked like a moving rainbow of glitter and sparkle.
Wisp took a Womanifier pill and watched as his hair grew stubble disappeared and breasts grew then donned his dress and called himself Wispette for the duration of the pageant.
He was stunning and feminine (But inwardly still a Masculine man)
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Quote:
Originally posted by Aprilise:
GIrls, you're safe now. Tell me what scared you.
“A...a….a…bi…big,….and it….was…and the room…..m…m…monster!”
A monster? Oh dear!
*Serenity gives the girls a little hug.*
I'm sorry something scared you, but I have to tell you, we have VERY strict rules against monsters on this ship. They are NOT allowed. We have a dinosaur and some yeti and my brother (have you ever seen him first thing in the morning? SCARY!!) But absolutely no monsters, I promise you. So, if you can try to tell me what this monster looked like, I can try to figure out exactly what it was. And if it IS a monster, well, then, we'll get Captain Ebo to make it go away. Sound good?
Quote:
In the corridor near her destination she comes across Serenity talking down an extremely upset Ghost and Shadow, so she attempts to go with her usual tactic of distract them, then get the details when they are calm.
"Girls! There you are? Oh dear, you look like you didn't have a good trip. Are you ok?
They look around them and Shadow gives a tentative nod.
"Why don't you tell Serenity and I all about it while you are trying on your new dresses? Come on"
Together the lead the two girls back to the common room, and whilst Serenity shows the girls the purchases they made and the new clothes and shoes they bought the girls, Seryn sets about cleaning and styling their hair with the flash boxes, eagerly keeping an ear out for when they want to talk about what happened.
So, Shadow, which outfit do you like better? The blue chinese pants set with the matching slippers, or this nice white dress with the black poofy skirt and the big sash and these black patent leather shoes? You get to wear whatever you want!
Seryn? Ghost says she doesn't want curls in her hair.
Seryn? Can I have curls in MY hair?
Serenity,
First Officer of Destiny
President of The Juggled Gosling Chatroom
Bride8
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Hi. well, let's handle these in reverse order.
I'm not sure why the snake had feathers, maybe it's a bola constrictor? but it's safely contained and I'll remove it as I depart.
Gala? Well, I don't have a swimsuit for that part of the competition, and no real talent that I can demonstrate publicly. I'm more of a private show kind of guy. We might be late to the show.
As for your first point, it's completely natural to become a little uncomfortable when there's a difference in states of dress between two people. No worries. I aim to bring a balance to that situation real soon.
*JadeHand climbs up onto the bed and positions himself on his knees at the foot of the bed looking down on Mai. He carefully removes the items he had planned to wear to the gala and sets them on the floor. As he raises back up, he sets his briefcase beside him and opens it. His hands hit the matress by her hips as he draws his body over hers. His hands take the green farbric at her shoulders and slips it over them and off of her arms, slowly dragging it down under her hips and off of her body. The green dress is hung over the top of one of the tall bed posts at the foot of the bed. He reaches into the case beside him and pulls out several long straps. JadeHand stretches out his body and reaches up, pulling the chain on the fan that turns off the lights.*
"So I talked about conscience and I talked about pain And he looked out the window and it started to rain
I thought maybe I've already gone crazy
So I reached for a bottle and he reached for the door And I picked up the sleeping pills crushed on the floor
Inviting me to a casual obscenity."
-Blind Curve(Misplaced Childhood)-Marillion
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OOC: Uh...bah...uh...
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Soul, Security Chief of the Sereni-Tree, Captain of Destiny.
Mantichorus: "So is there a reason they call you 'Soul'?"
Soul (after a long pause): "Yeah. Because I have one."
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OOC: Okay, there is a thing happening, the grommets are always getting lost, but can somebody tell me if we have landed yet so I can start mounting catapaults to the hull?
Scorpion Regent
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Quote:
Originally posted by montanagirl:
*mg strolls back to the common room....*
*Hastily hides Amazon enabled "NASCAR Explained For Retards Measured At IQ Levels Below That Of Cucumber".*
Er, good to have you back... on the ship....
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Quote:
Originally posted by Jadehand:
*JadeHand climbs up onto the bed and positions himself on his knees at the foot of the bed looking down on Mai. He carefully removes the items he had planned to wear to the gala and sets them on the floor. As he raises back up, he sets his briefcase beside him and opens it. His hands hit the matress by her hips as he draws his body over hers. His hands take the green farbric at her shoulders and slips it over them and off of her arms, slowly dragging it down under her hips and off of her body. The green dress is hung over the top of one of the tall bed posts at the foot of the bed. He reaches into the case beside him and pulls out several long straps. JadeHand stretches out his body and reaches up, pulling the chain on the fan that turns off the lights.*
Heh. Ain't palm sized digicams wonderful?
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