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SAVEWASH

Saturday, May 13, 2006 7:32 PM

There once was a man, name of Malcolm.
Throughout his wild life he saw hell some.
Although he was true
To all on his crew,
On core planets he wasn't welcome.

(Sorry it's not an episode one. And that the rhyme's stretching it a bit. )

PDCHARLES

Saturday, May 13, 2006 7:50 PM

The darkest of all episodes
faith in serenity erodes
the engine blasts
heros out of gas
catalyzer earned, not bestowed

SERVANTOFKUSHIEL

Saturday, May 13, 2006 11:11 PM

Kaylee looks so cute in her overalls
She'd rather talk about engines at fancy balls
Made a chocolate protein cake
Just for Simon's sake
And painted pretty flowers on the walls.

ZZETTA13

Sunday, May 14, 2006 12:05 AM

SaveWash,PDCharles and ServantofKushiel these are all great!

SAFE:

On Jiangyin planet of River Mal said "Ain't this great!"
She's not good with people but with cattle she can communicate!
For weeks we were on board the ship,
She never gave them any lip,
Now to converse with the beasts she seems not to hesitate

During the sell of the cattle cargo a gunfight began,
We find the buyers of Warricks goods were wanted men,
A plot by mountain folk soon hatched,
where by Simon and River were snatched,
and the bullet Book took has us believe it was his end

Although not Mals idea they sought Alliance aid,
For Book to die had them all very afraid,
With Simon, the mountain folk were fine,
But when River read a small childs mind,
"Burn the witch!" all round town cries were made

It was very strange but Books wounds were in time attended,
The crew talked about it aboard Serenity as he mended,
The Big Damn Heros saved River and Simon,
Before the flames began a climbin,
And they made their exit, all aboard as first intended

Z

SUZFROMOZ

Sunday, May 14, 2006 7:43 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by EmmaRigby:
Ok, one more then I must get on with my work!

There once was a show dark and witty
Which was cancelled by people most shitty
Now I mourn for the loss
And I curse all at Fox
But it won’t die ‘cos it’s just too damn pretty!

Now please can the bad rymes stop zooming round by brain?!

Hmmm. Does anyone know the proper format of a Haiku?! On second thought, probably best not to encourage me!

OK, I am in awe of lots of Limericks in this thread - well done folks, but I really love this one..just sums it all up, doesnt it?

FUTUREMRSFILLION

Monday, May 15, 2006 6:23 PM

I had to go away for awhile
but nothing at home makes me smile ('cept my kids)
That most fun that I get
Is at Fireflyfans.net
Just to get here i'd walk 10 mile(s)

SAVEWASH

Tuesday, May 16, 2006 1:40 AM

Me, too! I can't get quite enough.
This site really has the right stuff:
Blogs, fanfic, Jayne's hat,
Threads, jokes, news & chat,
And lim'ricks we write off the cuff!

"We need to keep our heads so we can ... keep our heads."

OURMRSWASHBURNE

Tuesday, May 16, 2006 10:12 PM

WAR STORIES

Wash got in a strop with his Mrs
in between all the cuddles and kisses
He said "well I've reckoned
to Mal I come second,
If that isn't go se, well this is!"

Of course he was talking of going
with Mal where the violence was blowing;
he talked round the boss
and Zoe was cross
and for once all her feelings were showing.

So Wash and the Cap' went away
(not stopping for beers on the way)
They ran into Niska
and took a big risk, a
big problem for both of them, hey?

So hooded and blindfolded Mal's
stuck with Wash out in Niska's corrals,
both tied to, uh... something...
um...
I'm sorry. Mal and Wash tied up and blindfolded...? I dont need a last line. Hell, I dont even need a joke. Next verse!

So poor Wash and Mal went through pain
And Mal pissed off Wash once again
by saying although he
was Boss, he'd do Zoe,
and be better than both Wash and Jayne!

Then Zoe burst in through the door
and Niska, surprised, was unsure,
but just like Shan Yu
he knew what to do
And he tried to make her hurt some more.

But Zoe's too strong for his plan,
this "you have to choose" that he ran.
With one outheld hand
she made her own stand
and rescued her Wash, her one man.

If Niska was pissed, he'd not show it,
so like Shan Yu the sadistic poet
he cut off Mal's ear
with a smile full of cheer,
Zoe took it, but inside thought "Blow it."

Now Niska though he had a bargain,
this was like his Edenish Garden,
Mal Reynolds alone
to skin to the bone!
Mal grinned, cupped his ear, and said "Pardon?"

Then Mal showed Niska his self,
which was bad for Adelai's health.
He killed him precisely
then wiped the blades nicely
and put the toy back on its shelf.

He came back all bloody a lot,
but Inara still thought he was hot.
The Doc fixed his cuts
Jayne thought he was nuts
but denied it and only said "what?!"

Poor Wash in the midst of the group
had kindly been fixed some Wife Soup
He knew he'd done well
and Zoe could tell
he was planning his next loop the loop.

Then Mal wandered in with such class
Hit on Zoe then, bolder than brass.
She told him to take her
Wash thought "she's a faker!"
and dragged her off, smacking her ass.

The end :)

EMMARIGBY

Saturday, May 20, 2006 1:12 PM

I searched long and hard for the new thread
But had to conclude that it was dead
So I went back to the old,
For new rhymes to unfold
And a new chance for this stuff to be read

ZZETTA13

Saturday, May 20, 2006 5:48 PM

Objects In Space:

A tale of Early,one who was a bit quite strange,
And if the truth be known more than a little deranged,
Scared poor Kaylee half to death,
An account deserving castration no less,
To find the docs sister he would rape and shoot and maim

With Mal unconscious and Book knocked out on the floor,
At the control panel Early locked all the cabin doors,
In search of River he would go,
For where she was he did not know,
For his troubles he seemed to be at Simon a bit sore

Of Miss Tam they could find nary a hint of anywhere,
Seems the docs little sister had vanished into thin air,
The voice of River told how she felt,
Into the ship seems she did melt,
Looks as though the hunter had walked into the lions lair

River becoming the ship had Early all confused,
This made the girl more than a little amused,
Told the bounty hunter about his past,
How he'd always felt like an outcast,
The game he played with Serenity be one he'd surely loose

The fate of Early is now known not of what,
Lured outside the ship Mal kicked him in the butt,
Sent his ass flying into space,
Detached Mr.Early from the human race,
Floating in the black he became the verses first Astro-NUT

and one last one for Jayne

Through all of this Jayne slept inside his bunk,
Waking only once with a look like something stunk,
Missed all the CRAZY fun,
In this eps he was the lazy one,
How in the heck is he viewed as such a gorram hunk?

I pick on Jayne a lot but really I like his character. Adam plays him so well and hes the one guy I'm most like. Thats why he's my ruttin icon up top.

Z

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