Angry liberal guy rant
POSTED BY: STDOUBT
UPDATED: Thursday, May 18, 2006 01:45
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Quote:Godless heathens, you think you know me? You don't know yourselves! Playing Hardy Boys when you should be looking into your hearts for rightousness.
Originally posted by Khyron:Quote:
Originally posted by AURaptor:
Ah yes. I see TRS is a member since... Today! What a shocker.
Yeah, the whole thing's a bit fishy. I'm pretty sure it's somebody who frequents RWED and wanted to make a joke.
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God and President. The rest are humble servants to Him.
TheRightStuff
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Shepard (I'm actually ordained, long story) Citizen: An' when da day of judgment cometh thar be a much a wailing and a gnashing of da teeth!
Little old lady: But I haven't got any teeth!
Shepard Citizen: An' da teeth will be provided!
True story.
More insane ramblings by the people who brought you beeeer milkshakes!
And as you know, these are open forums, you're able to come and listen to what I have to say.
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Quote:
Originally posted by TheRightStuff:
God and President. The rest are humble servants to Him.
Didn't you say Clinton would burn in hell? Well, he was also a president at one stage... or does one become a mere humble servant again once one resigns from office?
Oh Christ, this Christianity stuff is getting so confusing... there are so many things to worship, the Trinity, holy Maria, televangelists, and now even George W. Bush.
Hey, just a quick question. When you give thanks to God for all the blessings he's given you, do you also give thanks to Satan for existing? Since, you know, God exists to undo all the evil that bad ol' Beelzebub does, so there'd be no God if it weren't for Satan, so maybe you should include him next time you pray.
Ohhh, I'm going to the special hell for that!
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Quote:Clinton was a pretender, real leaders join with God and do his bidding, His holy work.
Originally posted by Khyron:Quote:
Originally posted by TheRightStuff:
God and President. The rest are humble servants to Him.
Didn't you say Clinton would burn in hell? Well, he was also a president at one stage... or does one become a mere humble servant again once one resigns from office?
Oh Christ, this Christianity stuff is getting so confusing... there are so many things to worship, the Trinity, holy Maria, televangelists, and now even George W. Bush.
Hey, just a quick question. When you give thanks to God for all the blessings he's given you, do you also give thanks to Satan for existing? Since, you know, God exists to undo all the evil that bad ol' Beelzebub does, so there'd be no God if it weren't for Satan, so maybe you should include him next time you pray.
Ohhh, I'm going to the special hell for that!
"There shall be no others before me."
You do not thank Satan and there still would be God- you will not include him!
TheRightStuff
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Quote:What- in the line to the bathroom? Yeah, Big G would get to use it first, I guess.
Originally posted by TheRightStuff:
"There shall be no others before me."
Chrisisall, hunkering down in anticipation of ...wrath or something...
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Quote:God hasn't needed the bathroom since creating fundamentalists.
Originally posted by chrisisall:Quote:What- in the line to the bathroom? Yeah, Big G would get to use it first, I guess.
Originally posted by TheRightStuff:
"There shall be no others before me."
Chrisisall, hunkering down in anticipation of ...wrath or something...
More insane ramblings by the people who brought you beeeer milkshakes!
And as you know, these are open forums, you're able to come and listen to what I have to say.
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Okay, this has gotten out of hand. TheRightStuff, back in your box. Stop wasting time arguing with these people and start saying your prayers, before I smite you with the plague or have hail destroy your crops.
Sorry everyone. Don't you just hate groupies? They tend to get out of hand sometimes...
Well. Have a nice Mother's Day. I'd say "See you in church", but what's the point, right? 
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Quote:Son, what have I told you about dressing up as me?
Originally posted by YHWH:
Okay, this has gotten out of hand. TheRightStuff, back in your box. Stop wasting time arguing with these people and start saying your prayers, before I smite you with the plague or have hail destroy your crops.
Sorry everyone. Don't you just hate groupies? They tend to get out of hand sometimes...
Well. Have a nice Mother's Day. I'd say "See you in church", but what's the point, right?
More insane ramblings by the people who brought you beeeer milkshakes!
And as you know, these are open forums, you're able to come and listen to what I have to say.
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Where's the wrath?
I get no wrath?
Always shorted on the wrath Chrisisall
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