The Sereni-Tree, the Second Gala Pageant, and NO PERIL!
POSTED BY: TheRealMe
UPDATED: Saturday, May 20, 2006 04:45
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Needy awakens suddenly.
"what... happened?"
Beside him is SimonWho, looking down on him smiling. "You passed out."
"I did?" Needy looks down and realises the only things he's wearing are his socks. Thankfully his dignity is covered by a tablecloth..
"Yeah, remember, you had a pole stuck in your ass."
"A.. Pole? Valdek?" Needy starts to panic.
"Who? Oh, the exchange student... No. A metal pole"
"Steelman: The polish sexbot?"
"No. An actual pole... a long metal.."
"vibrator?"
"No! Oh I give up" SimonWho walks off
Needy remains seated with a look of utter fear on his face.
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Needy. Male Companion:
First Boy Whore of Destiny
Incredibly Confused Companion of SereniTree
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As he's tinkering away SR rememebers something. He toggles on his comm-link.
"V-mail for Jazaf: After all the festivities settle down I wouldn't mind taking part in one of your classes with Duece. That is if you don't mind. Of course if they are private lessons and I understand completely and withdraw the request."
Scorpion Regent
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Originally posted by TheRealMe:
Mistress! I have corrected the errors that you have brought to my attention!
(Mal-Licious thinks, "Wow, that was easy! Perhaps too easy? I think I'll try this...)
TRM!
Thank you for making those corrections, however I have a few more. I believe I was the one who invented big screen tvs, the internet, fire, and ALSO anything related to Star Wars. And I think I had a part in developing the chocolate river, too. There may be more. I'll get back to you.
Mal-licious
I'm going to add cursing and the hurling about of things to my repertoire.
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Originally posted by LightMeDark:
/me sneaks off to a corner, a lonely corner, and sets to befriending it.
/me turns to the group gathered in the common room
It says it's name is George!
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Originally posted by lissa:
*lissa, relieved at the sudden lack of pain, looks Kelly up and down*
Nice to meet you, Kelly. Sorry I've been missing lately...I was in a hole over in the corner...Anyways, we should probably go find Ath. I need to see if his dress needs any alterations.
*lissa and Kelly get up, but realize Needy is still swaying on the table. They decide to stay and watch the show for a bit*
~lissa, retired spwhore
Kelly watches as Needy and the pole get acquainted.
"....Interesting entertainment you humans have...."
Lissa laughs and grabs Kelly's hand as they search for Ath.
They find him in the cockpit, pink dress intact but currently the target of a stream of muttered curses escaping his lips. Kelly and Lissa stop in the doorway and eavesdrop.
"Gorram A-line, you're getting caught in the controls...and people with wings should not wear spaghetti straps...I need a racerback....and shoes, nice stiletto heels, if I'm gonna win this...."
"I think that can be arranged, don't you, Kelly?" Lissa winks as Ath spins around in his chair and curses as his dress gets caught again.
"Stilettos and perhaps some fishnets as well," Kelly nods solemnly, stifling a grin.
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*Jadehand goes by the bar and Speaks with Trey about having a couple dozen pints devilered to the gameroom and then heads for the arcade. JadeHand stops by the corner on the way to the Gameroom and greets LMD.*
Hey, you up for a game of Funhouse? I've got several pints on the way to the gameroom and could use a second player to give me more time to drink them. George? who's George? Does he want to play too?
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Originally posted by Malicious:
ALSO anything related to Star Wars.
Including Eps. 1-3?!
Uh, surely there must be some greatness hidden in there that mere mortals like us cannot understand?
Yeah, that's it!
"Invader's blood marches through my veins like giant radioactive rubber pants. The pants command me! Do not ignore my veins!"
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"Done!" Jazaf backs away rubbing his hands.
"The stage looks wonderful, a true tribute to the Winner of the Pageants....Me!" Malicious says jubilantly. However upon further inspection she spots a flaw. "What is that!" Mal points at the banner, shaped like Cozen in all his whimsical glory.
"I figured that since your the Queen of the Pageant we might as well have a suitable image of the oddites to come. I heard the last pageant had some odd gowns so why not an equally odd Host?"
Mal ponders this, her pause concerns Jazaf and beads of sweat begin to form on his brow.
"Very Well! I'll allow it!" Malicious says with an air of Finality. Jazaf breathes a sigh of relief and heads to the taco bar for a well deserved Fajita!
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Mystery Man on the Sereni-Tree 
Navigator on Destiny 
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Originally posted by KellyofLuthien:
"Stilettos and perhaps some fishnets as well," Kelly nods solemnly, stifling a grin.
Fish nets? I was thinking thigh-highs.
"Invader's blood marches through my veins like giant radioactive rubber pants. The pants command me! Do not ignore my veins!"
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Originally posted by CallMeAth:
Fish nets? I was thinking thigh-highs.
"Invader's blood marches through my veins like giant radioactive rubber pants. The pants command me! Do not ignore my veins!"
Thigh high fish nets! With seams up the back! And held in place with a very lacy garter belt!
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