Limericks! Post your Limericks
POSTED BY: FutureMrsFIllion
UPDATED: Tuesday, October 16, 2012 00:34
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Sadly I must flit away.
I'll be gone for a week and a day.
But you all keep on rhyming
With such excellent timing,
Until I return to the fray!
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The Operative is really rather vile
Said, "Mal, you're not a reaver.", with a smile.
So Mal corpsified his ship
Got sick of Operative lip
Maybe a trip to Miranda would be worthwhile.
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There once was a show, "Firefly,"
Part Western as well as sci-fi.
The Browncoats were thrilled
Until it was killed--
And the Fox folk have no alibi.
"We need to keep our heads so we can ... keep our heads."
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They come for you two by two
They come with their hands so blue
Even Jayne they can scare
and they haven't much hai
They kill you with ways that are new
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Mal and Saffron went to steal an old gun
While Inara took off for a Companion run
Jayne got electrified
And Kaylee almost died
Then Saffron left Mal sitting nekkid in the sun.
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Jaynestown
Jayne strapped a gun with Duck tape to his side,
Said Mal "With the strict laws of Canton we must abide."
"Remove that weapon from your person."
Forceful words said for certain,
Removing tape hurt more than just Jaynes silly pride
They made their way with ship down to Higgins moon,
Jaynes clothing made him look like a big bafoon,
There Inara to make a man of Higgins son,
The group assured jayne he be recognized by no one,
But a statue of Cantons hero had them change their tune,
"The Hero of Canton has returned" mudders sang of Jayne,
Who in his absence didn't know he had gained such fame,
Upon his coming they did celebrate,
Brought no pleasure to the magistrate,
Where to Higgins let Stich go to cause him pain,
Jayne stood before the town to make a heros speech,
While Mal and crew took the goods without a hitch,
The honored of Canton Stich would slay,
But didn't happen on that day,
While the ships lockdown had Wash curse "Son of a Be-atch"
After all the fussin and cussin were said and done,
Serenitys landlock was released by Higgins son,
The boat took flight with cargo inside,
While Jayne pondered bout all the lies,
And now a statue of Cantons hero the town has none
Z
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Well, Zoe's the captain's first mate.
She's smart and her skills are first-rate.
She's loyal and true,
To Mal, and Wash, too.
Being second makes Wash quite irate.
"We need to keep our heads so we can ... keep our heads."
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There once was a girl named Inara
Pitch a tent in your pants if you saw 'er
An all time beauty
I'd like to call cutie
Forget a camel, I'd walk the Sahara
just when u thought it was dead... 
a stretch... its what a full day of work will do to ya
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Saffron
Oh Saffron what a sweet,innocent, charming girl was she,
Got herself stowed aboard the Firefly "Serenity"
With ships crew totaly unaware,
Worked her evil with craftful care,
To get our heros in a place they really cared not to be
Raised on a ranch, not on a farm was Mal,
Yet Saffron had him shyly talkin bout his "plow"
With a kiss so soft,hot and needy,
Spoke deceitful words "Night sweety"
The captain may have wished his behold again were cow
This cute,huggable vixen were a companion its true,
Partner up with her she'll make a fool of you,
With all the frolic and a flirtin,
On the floor you'll end up hurtin,
From the begining she had me fooled I'm thinking what of you?
Z
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These are great! I love the episode ones. More, I say, MORE!
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