Limericks! Post your Limericks
POSTED BY: FutureMrsFIllion
UPDATED: Tuesday, October 16, 2012 00:34
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SAB39 good rhyme 
SHINDIG:
Atherton gave Inara a call,
Asked "Do you want to go to a Persephone ball?"
Your invited you see,
but the invites with me,
Persephones finest will be there and all,
Inara said she'd go with Atherton Wing,
Be fun to dance and to sing,
Kaylee went there with Mal,
Who made a deal involving cows,
And Badger who could hear the cash register ring,
Mal punched Atherton for insulting Inara,
Causing Wing to make a date with the floor-a,
He said "I accept!"
And in a room you'll be kept,
For tomorrow you'll be a captain no more-a,
In the room Mal practiced his tact,
Said Inara " there's a way out the back."
Mal said "I don't run."
" At least from this one."
As Nara swatted his ass a good whack,
The next day the sword duel began,
There was no shaking of hands by the men,
Wing stabbed Malcolms side,
To make Inara his companion not bride,
And claim himself to be the best man,
As it turned out was all for the good,
And really that is how it should,
Mals no good with a sword,
Glad Serenity hes on board,
Next cargo they haul should be wood
Z
" Somebody tries to kill you, you try to kill them right back." Mal
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Can't...stop...must...rhyme...ahhh!
Mal once married a youth
And the honeymoon went south
Before the special hell
They smooched and he fell
He learned "never kiss'em on the mouth."
Simon was always real classy
But with women it always got messy
"You're the only girl I know
That isn't related, married, or a pro."
Hey, at least Kaylee ranked higher than Bessie!
There was a doctor from Osiris
Who could cure you of wound or virus
He said "The one thing I regret"
Kaylee said "You mean sex?"
And they ended up together, attire-less.
"All I got is a red guitar, three chords, and the truth...the rest is up to you"
--Bono
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We should have done this as men
Fought out in the open
Not finished with fire
That is not my desire
Still got his arse kicked in the end!
Reavers like to eat flesh
They prefer it really quite fresh
They'll make suits of your skin
Skin you're still in
Our societies really don't mesh
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Kaylee was very smitten with him
If they got breedin'
Maybe on a lark or a whim
A new "primary buffer panel"
He'll be needin'
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Quote:
Originally posted by FutureMrsFIllion:
SaveWash, it was good! It gets hard after awhile. I find they either come really fast or not at all.
Thanks for the kind words, FMF. I think I temporarily burnt out after all those I did the other day (above). I'm hoping to give it another try this weekend - fair warning to y'all!
"We need to keep our heads so we can ... keep our heads."
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Quote:
Originally posted by FutureMrsFIllion:
SaveWash, it was good! Its gets hard after awhile. I find they either come really fast or not at all.
Is my mind really the only one sufficiently in the gutter to notice those sentences are really full of innuendos?
Oh well. I like livin' in the gutter. Good view of the stars...
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I've been gone for a little while
I saw all of these posts, begining to pile.
Everyone is so creative.
Witty and innovative.
Reading them always makes me smile.
Now I have a limrick for each crew member:)
I've got to say, one thing is for certain;
In the looks department, Simon ain't hurtin'.
His ice cold blue eyes,
have me so hypnotized,
I'm jealous it's with Kaylee he's flirtin'.
Now Jayne, he's such a hunk.
Whenever he says, "I'll be in my bunk";
my blood starts to boil,
my brain's in turmoil,
And my heart trips a heavy thunk-thunk.
Mal, well, now there's a tasty dish.
I wouldn't take a night in his arms amiss.
My mind gets stuck in a rutt,
when I see his fine, perky butt.
I understand why Inara stole a kiss.
Inara is a lovely little dear.
She feels things she thinks Mal don't wanna hear.
That she loves him, no doubt,
But she's afraid to let her feelings out.
One day she'll find there's nothing to fear.
Wash, he's a very funny man.
He's always got a joke in the can.
He's in love with his wife,
through the good times and strife.
Because, "Have you ever been with a warrior woman?".
Zoe is a tough egg to crack.
She's not in to taking much flack
She is awful tough actin',
but when it comes to the captain,
she's always there to watch his back.
River is a very smart girl,
with a propensity to frolick and twirl.
But if she get's in a fight,
run with all of your might,
or she might find a chair to hurl.
Book is a preacher and a mystery.
There's more to the man than you see.
Even though he's well read,
He can still disarm a fed,
then sit down with Inara for tea.
Kaylee's the heart of the crew, vivacious and merry.
No one can forget what she does with a strawberry.
She likes frilly layer dresses
as much as greasy messes.
She's our beautiful engine room fairy.
I think it's just plain to see.
The best ship in the sky's Serenity.
Even full of evil space monkeys,
and companion school flunkies,
it's the best place in space to ever be!
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I do admire everyone's fortitude
My brain's hit a bit of lastitude
And still y'all write
And cheer up my night
Shiny and smart with great attitude
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One summer.
One mission.
One legion of Browncoats.
Starting June 23rd, we aim to misbehave.
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I've just got to bump this thread
before I take off for bed
cause i think it's real neat
FMF, you're so sweet
Giving us a place for our rhymes to be read.
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There once was a plan for June 23rd
“Serenity-Day” being the name we all heard,
Now as I remember
we have a campaign ´til September
And I really don´t know, how that occurred.
A.
The Wizard paused a moment before speaking to focus his eyes, which had recently developed a tendency to cross, and looked gravely at Dildo.
"It is time to talk of the Ring," he said.
"Ring? What ring?" said Dildo.
"Thee knows only too well what Ring," said Goodgulf. "The one in thy pocket, Master Bugger."
"Oooooh, that Ring," said Dildo with a show of innocense, "I thought you meant the ring you leave in my tub after your seances with your rubber duck."
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