Limericks! Post your Limericks
POSTED BY: FutureMrsFIllion
UPDATED: Tuesday, October 16, 2012 00:34
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Originally posted by FutureMrsFIllion:
It is scary to think of the mischiel we could create with the intelligence in this forum!
Thanks! You should start arm army! We could all be your minions!
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Originally posted by FutureMrsFIllion:
Emma, eveytime I see your name I start humming Eleanor Rigby.
That's actually where I stole the surname from! Emma's my middle name and Emma Rigby has been my 'secret identity' since I was 6 years old and first heard the Beatles song! She was always a lot cooler than I am. She has in her time been a super hero, a witch, a mutant and a spacefarer! Ah, the fun we've had!!
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Serenity's ever so sweet.
She takes the tenth crew-member's seat.
But always remember
The 'leventh crew member:
That's right, don't forget River's feet!
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These lymerics are stuck in my brain!
They really are causing much pain!
My head is revolving
With the rhymes it keeps solving.
Please don't get me started again!!
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So sorry to hear of your trouble.
Call the doc, he'll be here on the double!
He'll give you a shot
And as quick as a jot
You'll be out of that limerick bubble!
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Originally posted by sab39:
So sorry to hear of your trouble.
Call the doc, he'll be here on the double!
He'll give you a shot
And as quick as a jot
You'll be out of that limerick bubble!
Sorry, your advice didn't work
The doctor said I'm out of luck
He used his skull probe
To view my frontal lobe
And told me my brain has got stuck!
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Its all part of my dastardly plan
Its the kind of girl that I am
get you all started
from your senses departed
no competition for Nathan the man.
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Ahah! Your plan has backfired!
For he has told me my rhyming's inspired
'Cos he smiled at my verse
He has let me play nurse,
And now to his crew I've been hired!
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But to what will you be a nurse?
I have this plan completely rehearesed!
while you work and you toil
cleaning out Jaynes boil
you'll know that I've finished my curse
ROFL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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I shall patiently wait for the time
When all parts of my plan fall in line.
With the luck this crew's got
Mal soon will get shot
And then, you poor fool, he'll be mine!
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This is just too much fun! I can't stop!
Now a tale about Mal I will tell:
He went to the one Special Hell.
He kissed his new wife
At the risk of his life,
And he misjudged why Inara fell.
There once was a man we call Jayne
Who wasn't well-known for his brain.
"If there's cash to be had
Then I say, 'Let's be bad!
Now I'm off to go rob me a train."
Now Jayne was a tough man, was he,
But he wanted the Mudders to see:
"What? Give you my pay?
There's no ruttin' way!
Ain't no heroes, just people like me."
There once was a heavy named Crow
And from Niska to Mal he did go.
Only threats he would say;
Now he's engine puree,
And the next thug in line can't say, "No."
Oh, one more for my favorite character!
Now, Wash is a hero for sure,
Complete with Hawaiian couture.
He soars like a leaf,
Though his captain's a thief,
Always up for the next crime du jour.
"We need to keep our heads so we can ... keep our heads."
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