Limericks! Post your Limericks
POSTED BY: FutureMrsFIllion
UPDATED: Tuesday, October 16, 2012 00:34
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There once was fff.net
Losing steam it hasn’t done yet
The fans are all clamouring
Universal they are hammering
For all the serenity their little hands can get
Zetta - takes one to know one 
Zetta run over to Burma Shave and leave some roadsigns!
Emma - Excellent!
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Ooh! Oooh! I just thoughta another one!
There's a story I'd like to persue
Of Niska's minion, who liked to go 'boo!'
He captures the good guys
And our Captain he half fries
But Mal got 'im, with help from his crew!
But this isn't getting my work done you naughty distracty people!
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Ok, one more then I must get on with my work!
There once was a show dark and witty
Which was cancelled by people most shitty
Now I mourn for the loss
And I curse all at Fox
But it won’t die ‘cos it’s just too damn pretty!
Now please can the bad rymes stop zooming round by brain?!
Hmmm. Does anyone know the proper format of a Haiku?! On second thought, probably best not to encourage me!
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Emma
You are good for at least another 24 hours of the "Limerick popping sensation". And unfortunately, it comes back as soon as someone posts another one 
Now I have to go get a few out myself!
"shitty" oh that was too too good!
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There once was a spaceship called Firefly
Rather than leave her the Captain would choose to die
The bad guys came knocking
But their plan he was blocking
Because of Zoe his order did go awry
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There once was a scary old reaver
Who'd kill you with naught but a cleaver
Your skin he would wear
Make a shirt from your hair
For Reavers are very fine weavers!
I suffer from a disease.
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His footsteps Saffron was doggin
His attention her flesh was a'hoggin
Malcolm said how
No one handled his plough
A kiss landed him on his noggin
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FMF, takes one to know one me? lol
Serenity wasn't so spiffy and new,
It was like a beat up, comfortable shoe,
But Mals heart took such flight,
It was love at first sight,
Now shes the 10 member of the crew
Z
I can't stop limerick signal
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Said Was "we shall call it this land!"
With a dinosaur clutched in each hand
But the Captain was irate
'Cos his pilot arrived late.
I guess he just didn't undertand.
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It is scary to think of the mischiel we could create with the intelligence in this forum!
Emma, eveytime I see your name I start humming Eleanor Rigby. 
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