Limericks! Post your Limericks
POSTED BY: FutureMrsFIllion
UPDATED: Tuesday, October 16, 2012 00:34
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Mal likes to shoot folk, he's good in a fight
He's a great man, a good man, well...he's all right.
He befriended a deceiver
And a born again beleiver
Calls them his crew, now ain't that a sight?
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Malcolm went to Whitefall to make a deal,
Told Jayne to go to the top of a hill,
Then went down below,
to meet Patience with Zoe,
When all Patience had in mind was to steal
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The fans hold Firfely so dear
Its demise brought us all to tears
We try to find a way
To make Fox executives pay
Make them watch The Hulk everyday for a year!
Ariel is a shiny place
On a planet in the middle of space
Mal and Zoe steal some meds
Jaynes doublecrossed by the feds
Two by Two, hands of blue on the case
ok I am really reaching now!
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There once was a Valley of Serenity
Its name makes you think what it ought to be
Trouble and strife
War took a lot of life
That kind of death no one ought to see
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These are great FMF
Make them watch Hulk for a year, LOL
Z
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Zetta
Lets create our own appreciation society :) All these limericks are fantastic!
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"Could you please not do that?" Simon said,
To Jayne as he sat to be fed,
Then River with knife,
Gave Jaynes chest a quick slice,
Then said " He looks better in red."
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Nishka likes to quote Chan Yu
For you he wants a brand new view
Malcolm doesn't scrape and bow
Torture him you shouldn't do
Cuz then he'll say meet the real me now
I'll get better!
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How about this one?
Here's a story of the man they call Jayne
Who came into unworrented fame
An old friend attacked him
And Jayne became quite grim
But still wasn't apportioned the blame.
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