Limericks! Post your Limericks
POSTED BY: FutureMrsFIllion
UPDATED: Tuesday, October 16, 2012 00:34
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FMF polishing Vera me thinks
There once was a girl named Saffrin,
Who married Serenitys captain,
It really was all fake,
Gave Mal a headache,
He shoulda asked Dr.Simon for aspirin
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Mal is the cap o'serenity
The fan girls all think he is sexy.
They flock to his side to try get a ride
He'll be dead after the first ten or twenty
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"Joss,"said Morena Baccarin,
"If you're writing me something to star in,
A magic lasso
Might conceivably do
But I'd rather a film with Inara in."
Glitch
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Sarah dialed up Joss
said she I am sitting in moss
the fans are a screamin
its firefly they are meaning
could Buffy give Malcolm a toss?
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Well, I ain't even gonna try to write one, but I'd like to tell all you guys you rock! Great job, all of you!
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Firefly.net home of creative browncoats 
There once was a man named Badger,
Getting coin was all he was after,
Whether legal or not,
Didn't matter a lot,
As long as his wallet got fatter
Z
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There once was a pilot named Wash,
Who soared like a leaf and said, "Gosh,
This telephone pole
Made a really big hole,
And my story's been put on the kibosh."
(Ooooh, I know it's a stretch. )
"We need to keep our heads so we can ... keep our heads."
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All of these are really amazing! Good job everybody. So fun and creative. A great thread!
Okay....
Inara got a wave from Nandi
She said, "Need me a crew that is handy.
Got me a girl full of baby
Need to look to their safety."
Now Jayne says, "It's time to get randy."
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Limerick is a city and the county seat of County Limerick in the province of Munster, in the midwest of the Republic of Ireland. The city lies on the River Shannon, with three main crossing points near the city centre. The population of Limerick including suburbs and environs is 93,321 while the official population of the city itself is 54,023 (CSO, 2002) due to an antiquated city boundary law.
Wait... it's possible i've made a mistake here...
"Every day's a negotiation and sometimes it's done with guns." - Joss Whedon
Liu koushui de biaozi he houzi de ben erzi.
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Follow-ups to the Morena Baccarin one. I was going to do the whole crew, but really, I've got to quit.
"Oh, and Joss," Alan said, "in the sequel,
Could it actually be more of a prequel?
Or who'll pilot the ship
Who can fly and can quip
Like Wash? Unless maybe Mystique will."
"Oh, and Joss," added sweet Summer Glau,
"If even Sean Maher drops trou,
Can't I get some too?
I'm not sure with who,
But I've WATCHED lots, and think I know HOW."
"Oh, and Joss," Gina asked, "am I gorram
Pregnant or not? And what's more, am
I going to kick butt
With a nine month big gut?
Oh, I'm still Zoe? Well, then I sure am."
"In the last one, I die," said Nate Fillion.
But to tell all our fans thanks a million,
First write him some kisses
With our FutureMrs,
And don't Ripley him back half-reptilian.
That's all from me! (Well, unless I weaken!)
Glitch
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