Funniest thing you have ever seen on TV or in a movie
POSTED BY: est120
UPDATED: Monday, May 8, 2006 05:55
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SIMON:
...If I speak the words, "Eta-
JAYNE:
(jumping back)
Well don't say it!
ZOE:
It only works on her, Jayne.
JAYNE:
Oh. Well, now I know that.
(and anything Monty Python)
"That's the buffet table....."
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Originally posted by Malicious:
(Please tell me you all know that both of them played the same character in the Outer Limits classic!!)
I DID know that but I rarely watched 3rd Rock so missed this precious moment. Your description made me LOL, though. Thanks.
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"Appears they've cancelled the show and we're still here. What does that make us?"
"Big damn junkies, Sir!"
"Ain't we just."
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More funny moments from "Big Trouble...":
Jack's CB monologues and the Chinese Hells... "...we Chinese have many hells..."
I'm laughing again!
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"Appears they've cancelled the show and we're still here. What does that make us?"
"Big damn junkies, Sir!"
"Ain't we just."
http://karenallover.blogspot.com/
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Do people remember the HBO intro theme, where the camera flew through a town's streets, towards a city, all the while a musical "intro" theme is building to a crescendo, and then the HBO theme starts playing? I saw a muppet special some 20 years back where they did a parody of that as their intro, but with wind-up cars on a cheaply-made cityscape and a toy Godzilla tripping over something, while playing the HBO theme on kazoos. The only time in my life I seriously could NOT stop laughing!
MAL "You only gotta scare him."
JAYNE "Pain is scary..."
http://www.fireflytalk.com - Big Damn Podcast
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Guywhowantsafireflyofhisown wrote:
Wednesday, April 26, 2006 04:39
Jayne: can't change that by gettin all... bendy
Wash: all what?
Jayne:you got the light from the console to keep you, lift you up,oh they shine like littel... angels
*thump*
Wash: did he just go crazy and fall asleep?
You left off the best bit of that scene! Wash resting his foot on the unconscious Jayne. That visual makes me crack up every time..
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From Finding Nemo, Dory 'talking' to the whale. Side-splitting, bent over, cramping, painful laughter.... every time... without fail.
God... just thinking about it makes me laugh.
"I also hear that there's something called Firefly, which is either a canceled science-fiction television show or a new religion, I'm not clear on that. Either way, prayers for the resurrection are involved." – Lore Sjoberg
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The funniest thing I've ever seen in a movie was: the enterance of Darth Vader in Episode 3, when he stepped off of the bed he was chained to, I couldn't help thinking he looked more like Frankenstein's Monster rather than Darth Vader!
JOSSIS(Most Definitely)AGOD
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Oh, heck...there ain't no one thing. You knew that, right? 
In no particular order:
The scary hair in "Jaynestown."
The 'what's a stevedore?' scene in the Buffy ep "Who Are You?"
Spike's running commentary in opening scene of the Angel ep "In the Dark."
Pretty much all of the Farscape cartoon ep.
Crichton checking out Aeryn's body (that he happens to be inhabiting' and getting caught at it in the Farscape ep "Out of Their Minds."
The Princess Bride: 'it turns out your friend is only mostly dead.'
Young Frankenstein: 'Put. The candle. Back.'
Carol Burnett Show: 'Went With the Wind." Specifically, the dress with the curtain rod across the shoulders.
The BDM: Kaylee lamenting her lack of sentient company; The dirtnap with baby Jesus outtake, the crew listening in on Inara's wave to Mal.
WKRP in Cincinnati: Johnny hiding from the phone police, the turkey bombing,('As God is my witness, I thought turkeys could fly.')
Saturday Night Live: 'The Last Voyage of Star Trek.' Done in 1975!
Monty Python...Too many to list.
Slap Shot: Michael Ontkean's on ice striptease.
That's all that comes to mind...now.
****
RMMC
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The one that comes to mind for me is from a fairly recent simpsons episode where Homer and Marge have stolen away to try and have a second honeymoon and Bart and Lisa are on their trail.
At the airport, Lisa makes the plan to cause a diversion:
Lisa: [Announces in evil, monologue voice] I'm going into the Gold Medallion club with Silver level membership! (laughs maniacally and slips through the door)
Check-in guy: The hell you are! (whips out a shotgun, cocks it) and moves out of shot after her.
I hope I've relayed this well enough 
I was incapacitated with laughter for long stretches for the rest of the evening after viewing this.
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Originally posted by Calhoun:Quote:
Guywhowantsafireflyofhisown wrote:
Wednesday, April 26, 2006 04:39
Jayne: can't change that by gettin all... bendy
Wash: all what?
Jayne:you got the light from the console to keep you, lift you up,oh they shine like littel... angels
*thump*
Wash: did he just go crazy and fall asleep?
You left off the best bit of that scene! Wash resting his foot on the unconscious Jayne. That visual makes me crack up every time..
I never caught that before, thanks now you have given me an excuse to watch it again( although I didn't need one
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