Funniest thing you have ever seen on TV or in a movie
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UPDATED: Monday, May 8, 2006 05:55
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On David Letterman years ago (before he switched stations even) he was doing viewer mail. For one letter he showed up at a the girls house who wrote him about choosing better shoes to wear. She was not home but her younger brother was and let Dave and the whole film crew into her bedroom when Dave asked if they could go in. The room was a wreck. They went through her closet and drawers and one guy even sat on her unmade bed eating a bannana. They then went enmass to Sears where she was working in the shoe department I think. When Dave explained that her brother had let them into her room and her reaction I wet my pants I was laughing so hard.
Another funny was once when David Letterman was on the Johnny Carson show when they were still buddies. They lived in the same neighborhood and Dave had a truck parked out front of his house that was a real eyesore in this posh neighborhood. They showed Dave video of his truck being loaded on a tow truck and taken to the stage there on his show. It was hysterical!
Wished I could get ahold of some of the old stuff like that. Some of you young ones are probably asking who is Johnny Carson.
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Originally posted by chrisisall:
...(but it was Twilight Zone, show/movie)
Where've ya been, Mal Chrisisall
ACK! And I've been watching Twighlight Zone eps for like the past month, too! I've been smoking crack, sorry.
I been lurking. I post occasionally but no one ever responds to me. So thanks for noticing and doing so! ChrisIsAllROCKS.
Mal-licious
I'm going to add cursing and the hurling about of things to my repertoire.
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Here's my efforts
Star Wars (original movie)
* Trash compactor scene Han Solo says "My, what a wonderful smell you've discovered Your Highness"
* Stormtrooper break into Command Centre where 3PO and R2 are hiding. One hits his head on the door. Classicly unintentional!
Blazing Saddles - all of it! Especially meal time around the camp fire! Puerile i know, but hey? Shiny!!
The Italian Job (Michael Caine) "You're only supposed to blow the bloody doors off!"
Kelly's Heroes - all the Donald Sutherland scenes! Positive waves man!
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Shanghai Noon! I love the scene where Owen Wilson is dreaming he is in bed with all those sexy women fawning all over him when one of the lusty ladies starts nibbling on his ear and he says ooh thats naughty, oooh, careful, not so hard Oooh hey .. OUCH!! and he wakes up buried up to his neck in the desert with vultures eating at his ears and head!
I crack up so hard at that scene. One of the funniest scenes I can remember ever.
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Originally posted by Kwicko:
The Simpsons Halloween special where Flanders becomes a zombie and Homer blows him away with a shotgun.
Those Halloween episodes are great. The one from 1996 (I think) was especially good, with the Kang and Kodos running for president story.
"You have to vote for one of us. It's a two party system."
"I think I would consider a third party candidate!"
"Go ahead. Throw your vote away!"
Great stuff with them making fun of the Clinton-Dole election.
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Chandler trying to get out of an awkward situation on Friends, jumping over the back of the couch with his backback, screaming, "Oh my God, this parachute is a knapsack!!"
Actually, I forgot about Friends. My absolute favorite joke in that show was when Joey was going to be on Law & Order and he slips in that video tape of him when he realizes that his part got cut from the show and there is a clip of Chandler singing "Space Oddity" by David Bowie. "Engines...... on." I love that. I laugh so hard every time I see it in reruns.
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Friends: When Ross asks everyone to sing along with the bagpipes and Phoebe starts mimicking the noise of it exactly. Also when Ursula does porn and the guys have a copy. Phoebe walks in and shouts "What am I doing" I about died.
Family guy: When Stewies teeth come in and want to fight each other but instead decide to bite the tongue. Also the whole banjo thing with him (I used to play), so I thought that was really funny.
Aqua teen hunger force: Flipflops! Those leprechans where hilarious. And the Mooninites. I laugh at whatever they say.
South Park: The whole Timmy and Jimmy crips thing.
And finally, a black eye pead herself.
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Monty Python´s "Bicycle Repair Man" when everybody ran around dressed up like superman, but nobody was able to fix they´re frakkin´ bikes. I was laughing for hours!
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Calhoun wrote:
Thursday, April 27, 2006 01:34
Shanghai Noon! I love the scene where Owen Wilson is dreaming he is in bed with all those sexy women fawning all over him when one of the lusty ladies starts nibbling on his ear and he says ooh thats naughty, oooh, careful, not so hard Oooh hey .. OUCH!! and he wakes up buried up to his neck in the desert with vultures eating at his ears and head!
I crack up so hard at that scene. One of the funniest scenes I can remember ever.
OH COME ON! That was HIGH-LARIOUS!
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Dory in Finding Nemo.
The final S2 fight between the Dark Hand and the J-Team in Jackie Chan Adventures. It's the one where all the Talismans are in play, and the Dark Hand morons are mis-using their superpowers: Chow's eye-beams break his glasses (so now he can't see anymore), and Hak-fu gets the Ox talisman, and boasts about his newfound "Strength of the Ox!" --then Tohru clobbers him: "INNER strength, Hak-fool."
Avatar: The Last Airbender, pretty much anything that happens to Sokka. And anything Uncle Iroh does.
That bit in S4 Enterprise when Trip and Archer nearly lose their shuttle (then manage to recover it and it comes to a landing about an inch in front of Archer). (and Trip's comment: "Let's not tell T'Pol about this.")
In Justice League Unlimited last season, after rescuing the Question, Huntress is carefully trying to pick a lock while Superman fights Captain Atom. She's struggling with the lock, then Supes & Atom go crashing through the wall beside her. She looks up, blinks, then gets up and calmly walks through the hole.
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Originally posted by TheSomnambulist:
For a gentle good natured comedy try and watch :
Who's Harry Crumb!!!
The
Somnambulist
Great call on Who's Harry Crumb. This may be Candy's most underappreciated film. Finally got a hold of it on DVD last year. Almost every scene is a laugh riot because his character is such a bumbling idiot. Just a few examples:
"Look at the size of her head, she must be enormous."
"You find that crazy typewriter, you'll find your kidnapper."
The whole Indian AC repairman bit.
At the end when he is telling Elliot how he cracked the case but we know he is dead wrong. When Elliot confesses Harry acts like he knew it all along.
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