The Sereni-Tree and the Shopping Trip
POSTED BY: TheRealMe
UPDATED: Thursday, April 13, 2006 08:44
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Concealing her absolute fury at SR's abandoning them, she opens a link to Jadehand and speaks sweetly as she can to him
"Jadehand, Can you please tell SR as soon as he lands, that he, no infact, not him, but someone is to come and pick us up immedietly. Also if you could pass on the message to him that I don't particularly want him to come anywhare near me for a while, as if Soul doesn't rip his b... throat out for abandoning his heavily pregnant and rather conspicuous wife alone and unprotected on a strange planet, the I will be doing so."
She turns to Serenity and Mai, who had just about stopped themselves from buying stuff and shrugs her shoulders ruefully at them.
"You may as well get those things that you wanted to, the toad-spawn numbwit has left us here. But hopefully someone will be picking us up soon, unless someones got cash, we can't spend the night here. The account we're using is the mail order account, the accountant will assume its the pa and the pa will assume its my mother-in-law and vice verse, but a hotel room to an ordering account is going to raise alarms.
I'm hungry, whats say we finish up here and go find a meal, something more substantial than cake anyway.
I fancy something unusual, where should we go? "
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Hodgins: Your robot reminds me of you. You tell it to turn it stops. You tell it to stop it turns. You ask it to take out the garbage it watches reruns of Firefly.
FozzieWash, You know what I always say: sometimes you're the windshield, sometimes you're the bug!
KermieMal, I never Know what the heck you're talking about.
FozzieWash, Hey, look! They're sending us free lumber!
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Citizen climbs out of the forklift.
"HEY!" He said. "I've not finished putting all these away yet! If you weren't my friends I'd be unpacking the anti-aircraft missles right now!"
More insane ramblings by the people who brought you beeeer milkshakes!
No beast so fierce but knows some touch of pity. But I know none, and therefore am no beast.
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On the Sereni-Tree:
After spending a week waiting outside Washie’s quarters, TheRealMe gives up buzzing for her (for the present), and goes off to attend to another task. He gets dressed in a nice dark suit, calls for Sparky, and heads for the Common Room.
“Ahem! Hello, everyone! Since the destruction that we suffered during the Boros Incident, I have decided to go shopping on Commerce for furniture, a new video system, and replacement DVDs. Would anyone care to accompany me? If so, please dress in a dark suit and meet me in the hanger on top of the South Wing. I have an idea that should get us better customer service, but it requires a little dressing up.”
TheRealMe checks Ebo’s nest under the pool table. “Hmmm… it seems that the Captain has gone back into her torpor. Weirdgirl, kindly assume command of the ship while I am away.”
TheRealMe, First Officer of the Sereni-Tree
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Deuce listens to the com traffic between Seryn and Jadehand. She considers what she hears.
"Listen, Jade, since Serenity is getting mighty ripe and all, maybe it would be a good idea for you to go to Commerce to pick her up. But I can't go. Gotta stay on this dirtball 'til I find Quin. Even if it's her own gorram fault she wandered off."
Deuce gets her weapons and other gear and puts on a backpack.
"Uh, can you spare a few platinum so I can get me a meal? Maybe a room for the night? Or I can come back here, I guess. How long is this hanger rented for?"
Bride2
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Deuce listens to the com traffic between Seryn and Jadehand. She considers what she hears.
"Listen, Jade, since Serenity is getting mighty ripe and all, maybe it would be a good idea for you to go to Commerce to pick her up. But I can't go. Gotta stay on this dirtball 'til I find Quin. Even if it's her own gorram fault she wandered off."
Deuce gets her weapons and other gear and puts on a backpack.
"Uh, can you spare a few platinum so I can get me a meal? Maybe a room for the night? Or I can come back here, I guess. How long is this hanger rented for?"
Bride2
"Me and Shadow will help you out with your search, if you don't mind teh company..." N0Skillz says, idly petting the head of his feline companion.
"We could use a lil more adventure in our lives, since we usually miss it lately!"
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*a gooey, chocolate, smelling of vodka weirdgirl stands before TRM*
Aye, Aye Me. I guess I should get cleaned up...I think these clothes are ruined.
*she walks past the chococuzzi*
I gotta shower and change...I'm in charge again...sigh...now I can worry about more than PR *she begins to mumble as she walks towards her room*, I can worry about the girls, about my shuttle, about the missing eight ball, the gala....*she looks back at the frolickers*...whether he'll ever make a move...sigh...
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"...turn right at the corner then skip two blocks...no, SKIP, the hopping-like thing kids do...Why? Why not?"
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Quote:
Originally posted by TheRealMe:
On the Sereni-Tree:
“Ahem! Hello, everyone! Since the destruction that we suffered during the Boros Incident, I have decided to go shopping on Commerce for furniture, a new video system, and replacement DVDs. Would anyone care to accompany me? If so, please dress in a dark suit and meet me in the hanger on top of the South Wing. I have an idea that should get us better customer service, but it requires a little dressing up.”
TheRealMe, First Officer of the Sereni-Tree
"Hey" Needy calls out to Me
"Ah, Mr Needy" Me responds as the companion walks into the common room. "You coming with?"
"What? Oh, no."
"No?"
"No, I was just looking around... I'm thinking its about time I checked this ship out. If you don't mind that is."
"Of course not. I just thought maybe you'd want to get out for a bit, could be fun"
"With all due respect, I feel I've had enough fun recently. I just wanted to see what the ship had to offer."
"As you wish", Me replies with a warm smile. "Can I help you in any way?"
"Well I was just going to take a look at the T.H.R.E.A.D. and check the map out, but I suppose you could point me in the right direction."
"To...?"
"I hear you have piffleponies."
"Indeed we do. You need to head over to the Mallorn Tree for that."
"I'm curious... I've never seen one before. Not only that, but for all the weird kinky stuff I've been involved with in the past, and I've been involved in a lot..."
"I can imagine"
"Oh boy could I tell you some stories. There was one time where my client Ms Campbell, got her hand stuck in her..."
"What was it you were looking for?" Me abruptly interrupts
"Oh yeah, the chocolate jacuzzi... sounds like fun"
Me smiles again. "Sure. In fact, I'm certain someone could give you a guided tour. I'd offer but as you know, I'm planning on some shopping"
"No problem."
"Hold on" Me tells him, "I'll see if there's someone that can take you there."
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Needy. Male Companion:
First Boy Whore of Destiny
Incredibly Confused Companion of SereniTree
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"Uh, well, actually, Weirdgirl, I see no reason why you can't command the ship from the choco-vodka-jacuzzi. I mean, it DOES have a fully integrated (and liquid proof) control console. Besides, it seems that Needy, here, could use a tour of the water park."
TheRealMe, First Officer of the Sereni-Tree
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"But..." Me starts again "didn't you see it the last time you were here?"
"I guess not."
Me looks at him strangely.
"To be honest, I think my recent trauma has left me with a bit of amnesia, as unbelievable as it sounds." Needy replies, covering up the fact that he's not the same person Me must have met before.
"It's not that unbelievable, after all the things this crew has seen. The ship itself folds space-time in..."
"higer dimensions, yeah I know. I read the guide."
"Out here in the black, we've experienced so much. It really is quite thrilling"
"I'm sure" Needy replies unenthused, worrying that what's happened to him the past few days will be nothing to what is to come.
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Needy. Male Companion:
First Boy Whore of Destiny
Incredibly Confused Companion of SereniTree
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