The Sereni-Tree and the Town Meeting
POSTED BY: TheRealMe
UPDATED: Friday, March 31, 2006 14:41
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I don't know there fella, cost me a pretty penny...
"There's cashy money in the bag. Take it and be grateful, but give your greed a rest and fork over what's mine. I don't recall you and I sharing cabin space out of atmo together. In the last seventy two hours I've had gun shoved in my face by your associate, I've been in several fire fights, bought you and yours a chance to make a clean get away, been gut shot, turned this ship from a limping hulk into a get away ticket for all aboard. My patience is at and end, now give."
Citizen see's that there is nothing but steel and fire in the man in front of him and that to say 'No' would be a serious error.
Scorpion Regent
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Originally posted by TheRealMe:
TheRealMe notices the new woman, Witchy, in the crowd, and tries to guess if she weighs more or less than a duck.
TheRealMe, First Officer of the Sereni-Tree
OOC: BWAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHHAAHHAAA!
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I love my Captain

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Jazaf puts a hand to his temples as the pulsing increases. 'Aiya!' he hisses. Finally he can't stand it and rushes out of the Common room and into his quarters. He finds it a tad difficult to shut the door and lock it. He turns from the door to his bed but feels like he is still spinning. The room falls from focus and jumps in and out of blackness. Jazaf tries to take a step but falls on his face. Slowly , he props himself with his right arm.
'What in the nine gorram spheres of......' He never finishes the phrase and passes out on the floor.
Jazaf opens his eyes again to find himself in his mind plane. But it has undergone a few changes. Instead of a rock garden free from boundaries he is in a small office like room sitting in a leather executive chair. Across from him, behind a rather large oak desk is a high backed swivel chair usually seen in crappy business movie sets.
The chair spins and Jazaf stairs at the black blur before him.
'What's going on!' he demands.
'I've been watching you from in here for a while now. I've watched you hit the sidelines for someone else to take the limelight, I've seen you tutor that pathetic shell of a being who calls you Sensei, and I've watched you aid others in pursuits that give you no benefits in return! So I've decided that your body is in need of....New Management.'
'Like hell you do, I've already taken on my doubts and fears! I don't care what happens to me as long as the others are still safe.'
'You'll start to care a great deal when your secrets cause them harm.'
Jazaf looks at the blur quizzically, 'What secrets?'
The blur chuckles, it's shoulders begin to shake and not too long after it breaks into a loud guffaw.
It leaned over the desk and came within inches of Jazaf's face.
'You'll learn that soon enough.'
The blur began to laugh again and as it laughed it grew until blackness encompassed everything.
Then there was nothing.
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Mystery Man on the Sereni-Tree 
Navigator on Destiny 
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Originally posted by Aprilise:
Shadow continued listening to the conversations around them from her new position, if this kept up maybe she'd get out of having to explain what she and Ghost were doing on the starcraft in the first place, besides this was getting interesting, and now there was a new person who appeared from under the pool table. This place was certaintly strange, but maybe, just maybe they would find a home here, a good home. The conversations and her thoughts mixed around in her head as she rested her head on top of her sister's and slowly drifted off to sleep the last few days finally catching up to her.
April (AKA Shadow and Ghost)
*As Ebo rushes after TWG, KellyofLuthien looks over at Ath and can't help but smile. His arm is draped loosely over the tangled form of Shadow and Ghost. The girls had fallen asleep awhile ago, but Ath hasn't moved for fear of waking them. Now he catches her eye.*
"Think we should put them to bed?" he asks in a low tone.
"Yes. I have room in the mallorn if you're up to helping me carry them."
"Sure," he says.
Kelly and Ath gently separate the two sleeping girls and hold their warms bodies close as they leave the room. The trip to the mallorn is slow and quiet, each adult keeping silent to not wake the girls. As they lay them on a small, soft bed, Shadow stirs half awake. Ath retreats to the couch as Kelly murmurs to Shadow that all is well and safe. Kelly begins a low Elven tune, a sweet song of starlit sleep and soothing dreams.
As she finishes singing, she hears a sigh from behind her. Ath has fallen asleep on the couch.
Kelly walks over and sits next to him, taking his hand in hers.
"Melwa lómë," she says.
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*The door slams behind the recently departed Bride2. This startles the llama into a nervous chomp that nearly severs cozen's wrist, but at least has the happy effect of incidentally cutting the bonds that have kept him pinioned for oh so long without a bathroom break. Motivated to free himself quickly, cozen does so. Cleaned of all peanut butter, but smelling egregiously of llama and in excruciating pain from a near to exploding bladder, cozen nonetheless elects to first step out into the hallway and scream at Bride2's rapidly diminishing back.*
You were never my favourite! You hear me?! And you've pimples on yer arse!
*Later....*
*Feels a decisive tremor in the Farce.*
Ah, Cap'n Ebo has returned! Pageantry must ensue!
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Note to self: next time you kidnap a knife-weilding piratess with major 'Tude, remember to have the champagne glasses near to hand....
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"Yeah, i'm still not sure anyone knows of it, pretty experimental, but I checked it over, reviewing my options, and it seemed perfectly safe, for the kid anyway.
So, yeah, take your time, sort your head out. I'm fine, as far as im concerned, we're - with a few adjustments - pretty much as we ever were, your still my best damn parter in crime. And, well, still pretty much my best friend. Ever, bar none."
She attempts a small smile,
"One of theses day i'm going to ask you who she was, but you have a few years grace, its going to be a while before I drink again."
She checks the kissies have worked, then satisfied, links her arm through his and starts walking to where she thinks his quarters are.
"Its a sorry state of affairs isn't it? pregnant, and, well.... maybe I should do my best to find some one now?" her eyes glint mischieviously "I mean, what better time to find some one who really fancies me than when i'm bloated, crotchety, craving mashed potatoes with toffee sauce and the size of a small whale..."
She laughs, and Jadehand laughs with her. "We done now? Can we go back to being all stoic and not talking about it?
Please?"
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Hodgins: Your robot reminds me of you. You tell it to turn it stops. You tell it to stop it turns. You ask it to take out the garbage it watches reruns of Firefly.
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Originally posted by ebonezer:Quote:
Originally posted by ItsaWash:
'Tree's been without an official captain for long enough, seems you'll need to elect one at some point, even if not now.
I don't think that will be compleaty necessary.
*ebo steps onto her pooltable*
I hear that some of you have been pretty damn loyal to me, protesting to the elctioning of new captains and whatnot - this i appreciate. Its good to know that we live in a world where a captain can compleatly abandon her crew for months on end and they will remain loyal.
And to all you folks who remained unloyal...well, I suppose I can forgive you...anyway I'm too apathetic to read through the archives to figure out excatly who the muntaineers are...
And whats this about a wedding?
* TheRealMe comes to attention and offers a snappy salute. *
Captain Ebonezer! Greetings! Welcome back! I trust that you had a Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year?
Say, are you and Ice Cream Guy still an item?
I’m quite sorry about the current condition of the Sereni-Tree. It is true that she has suffered significant battle damage, but we DID defeat two Alliance Cruisers. After we fall out of hyperspace in a few days and do some shopping on Garrison, we will seek out some other, out of the way planet where we can undertake more extensive repairs.
In the continuing absence of Static and TheGreyJedi, I have appointed CallMeAth and Bride4 to serve as Pilot and Chief Engineer, respectively.
Mutiny? Nonsense, Captain! But you must understand that the majority of the current crew has probably never met you before. You remain a mere legend to them, a tale told over a meal. If I can make a suggestion, it might not be a bad idea to mingle a bit.
Oh, and sadly the Ebo Golem was damaged in the Battle for the Common Room. However, if we can collect all the pieces and have enough superglue, I am hopeful that it can be repaired.
So, Captain, do you plan on staying for more than a few posts this time? There is the wedding of Soul and Serenity to plan, and I had some ideas for our Second Annual Gala Pageant.
TheRealMe, First Officer of the Sereni-Tree
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Originally posted by TheRealMe:
* TheRealMe comes to attention and offers a snappy salute. *
Captain Ebonezer! Greetings! Welcome back! I trust that you had a Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year?
Say, are you and Ice Cream Guy still an item?
...
Oh, and sadly the Ebo Golem was damaged in the Battle for the Common Room. However, if we can collect all the pieces and have enough superglue, I am hopeful that it can be repaired.
So, Captain, do you plan on staying for more than a few posts this time? There is the wedding of Soul and Serenity to plan, and I had some ideas for our Second Annual Gala Pageant.
TheRealMe, First Officer of the Sereni-Tree
At ease, TRM, at ease. Yes, ice cream guy and I are still an item (going on 14 months) but he is no longer ice cream guy, he now works at Disneylands California Adventure. So he can now be refered to...Disneyland Californa Adventure Charachter Guy... Or perhaps Mr. Ebo?
Did you apply the cortical electrodes to the Ebo Golem? I find that sometimes helps.
Yes, TRM, think I'll be staying on for a while this time, I miss the place, and its time to remind the newer folk of my extrodenary legend. We wouldn't want anyone to forget my extrodenary legend, would we?
Tell me, how silly have things been lately? I seem to detect that the storylines have taken a more serious turn...and we seem to be using asterics less as a way of describing motion? Ah well, I expect I can't go off and have grand adventures in the Galaxy, return months later, and expect everything to be exactly the same...
Now then, when was the last time anybody used this table to play pool?
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Four out of five gynecologists recommend calling Ebo a girl.
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Quote:Citizen Looked at the guy for a few seconds. He fished around in his pocket for the item and dropped it into the money bag.
Originally posted by ScorpionRegent:
"There's cashy money in the bag. Take it and be grateful, but give your greed a rest and fork over what's mine. I don't recall you and I sharing cabin space out of atmo together. In the last seventy two hours I've had gun shoved in my face by your associate, I've been in several fire fights, bought you and yours a chance to make a clean get away, been gut shot, turned this ship from a limping hulk into a get away ticket for all aboard. My patience is at and end, now give."
Citizen see's that there is nothing but steel and fire in the man in front of him and that to say 'No' would be a serious error.
"Don't get high and mighty with me, I've just lost more than you've ever had saving you're sorry arse, your gut wound is a result of you running off on your own like some damn fool lone ranger hero."
Citizen tossed the bag back too 'Stan'. "I don't need your money, I suggest you use it to buy yourself a sense of humour, now if you'll excuse me I'm tired and I've got things to do, you want to discuss this further fine, just be sure to be waving a white flag high and clear on your approach." He growled angrily before melting away in to the crowd leaving a moderately shocked Stan to stare after him.
OOC SR, hope you don’t take offence.
More insane ramblings by the people who brought you beeeer milkshakes!
No beast so fierce but knows some touch of pity. But I know none, and therefore am no beast.
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Noticing a Captainy looking lady crawl out from under the pool table, procede to stand on it and then give a well prepared speech. When find out she is a captain, N0S resists the urge to call the room to attention. Damn'd military training.
"Oh pool" N0Skillz says as he walks over to Capt Ebo.
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RAF Lakenheath
Security Deputy of the Sereni-Tree
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