Do your balls hang low?, do they wobble to and fro?

POSTED BY: Calhoun
UPDATED: Saturday, March 25, 2006 06:51
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KAYNA

Tuesday, March 21, 2006 1:55 AM

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Originally posted by mal4prez:
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Originally posted by Calhoun:
Scrotal skin is weird!

Ever seen those circus type people who can stretch their whole bodies skin like rubber? I reckon they're made of scrotum skin!

Now I never need to wonder what men do in their spare time.

As if I did... but now I have a fairly amusing mental picture to go with it.

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I'm the president. I don't need to listen.

Have you ever seen Waiting? There is a penis showing game and you get more points for more interesting testicular contortions. You don't actually see any of them (not that I remember) but there is a scene demonstrating some of them with bits of chicken, like the skin and such (this is in a restaurant). It was quite a visual.

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Op: You're fighting a war you've already lost.
Mal: Yeah, well I'm known for that.

CHRISISALL

Tuesday, March 21, 2006 2:06 AM

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Originally posted by RiveR6213:
Holy Troll Country!

You said it, Robin!

BatChrisisall

CALHOUN

Tuesday, March 21, 2006 4:34 AM

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chrisisall wrote:
Monday, March 20, 2006 16:06
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Originally posted by RiveR6213:
Holy Troll Country!

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You said it, Robin!

BatChrisisall

Just because i'm puerile doesn't make me a troll..

SASSALICIOUS

Tuesday, March 21, 2006 6:09 AM

HOLY HANGING BALLS, BATMAN!!!!

MAL4PREZ

Tuesday, March 21, 2006 2:34 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by Kayna:
Have you ever seen Waiting? There is a penis showing game and you get more points for more interesting testicular contortions. You don't actually see any of them (not that I remember) but there is a scene demonstrating some of them with bits of chicken, like the skin and such (this is in a restaurant). It was quite a visual.

I missed out on that. Uh - not sure I'd want to see it in a restaurant anyway!

Wasn't there some NYC stage show that was all stupid penis tricks?

This thread is silly. Any time now I'm going to become too mature and serious to talk about such things. Any time now. Really.

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I'm the president. I don't need to listen.

ROB150185

Tuesday, March 21, 2006 2:46 PM

Shouldn't this kinda stuff be on the dating thread?

By the way guys, women tend not to be impressed by blokes talking about their shiny balls (so my missus tells me!).

I'll be in my bunk...

INDYBLUES

Tuesday, March 21, 2006 3:11 PM

Scrotum skin is weird,...but I guess God had to use up all that extra "elbow" skin he ordered.
'Blues

CARTOON

Tuesday, March 21, 2006 4:00 PM

From the title, I'd erroneously assumed this thread was talking about Phil Niekro's knuckle ball. They used to hang low, and wobble to and fro -- very annoying to opposing batters. Of course, most people in here probably aren't even old enough to remember who Phil Niekro is...

Which lead me to wonder about why people would be discussing "baseball" in a forum dedicated to a sci-fi TV show.

Why they're actually talking about this here is even more bizarre.

SHEPARD

Saturday, March 25, 2006 1:10 AM

This type of discussion may be one of those things that gets you sent to the Special Hell...I'll have to check.

But it is a another good excuse to use "bollocks" in a conversation.

Hell. It causes shrinkage at inopprotune times.

SIXSHOOTER

Saturday, March 25, 2006 1:20 AM

I AM BRASS-BALLS BEN LONDON! AND OH, WHAT A PAIR OF BALLS HAD I!

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