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Do your balls hang low?, do they wobble to and fro?

POSTED BY: Calhoun
UPDATED: Saturday, March 25, 2006 06:51
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Monday, March 20, 2006 1:25 PM

What's really disturbing are the ads showing up in the left column:

Quote:

Undescended Testicle
Did you know that Chinese
herbs can easily treat
Undescended Testicle?
hnmrc.net

Official Fox Store
Great Values & Selection
on Fox TV and Movie
Merchandise
www.foxmerchandise.com



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Monday, March 20, 2006 6:24 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Calhoun:
Scrotal skin is weird!

Ever seen those circus type people who can stretch their whole bodies skin like rubber? I reckon they're made of scrotum skin!



Now I never need to wonder what men do in their spare time.

As if I did... but now I have a fairly amusing mental picture to go with it.



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Monday, March 20, 2006 6:28 PM

I'd never heard any other version besides EARS until this very moment.

I feel scarred.

And I've been to college!

Oh dear...
Amy

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Monday, March 20, 2006 6:35 PM

There was a commercial for underwear a few years back with a version consisting of 'do your boys hang low'. I guess their idea was that particular brand would best keep a man's junk in line.

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Monday, March 20, 2006 7:34 PM

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amylisai wrote:
Monday, March 20, 2006 08:28
I'd never heard any other version besides EARS until this very moment.



There actually is another version where BOOBS is substituted for BALLS or EARS.

I guess you can have male, female or family versions. Hehe

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Monday, March 20, 2006 7:39 PM



You guys!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Monday, March 20, 2006 8:11 PM

Holy Troll Country!

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Tuesday, March 21, 2006 12:02 AM

Well since I'm in a time crunch at the moment I'll skip whats been posted by the other Browncoats and tell about myself.

(My balls) they can hang low or they can hang high. Most of the time it's both. I usually don't like to hang one low without putting another by it. If theres one high I will make sure it has company and doesn't feel lonely.

As for wobbling and shaking I supose if I accidently brush against one it will wobble which has me holding my breath. Oh, that was close....... As for shaking or having them sway to and fro why would I do that? Do I want to have one fall and break. Heavens no. Nope I usually place my Chistmas Tree balls pretty secure and have my blue balls right next to my gold ones.Thats just how I like to hang my balls.
Anyone feel free to copy the way you hang your balls like I hang mine :)
Z

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Tuesday, March 21, 2006 12:28 AM

OMG!

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Tuesday, March 21, 2006 12:30 AM

That may be true, but those of us unfortunate (or fortunate dependong on how you look at it) enough to live in a cold climate are also victim to have other parts shrink. If you know what I mean...

To quote a wise man who has a saying somewhat on this subject: "Cold water is not a naked man's best friend, but it sure is for a woman".

"I aim to misbehave."
"Can't do something smart, do something right".

HOMER: "Oh Lisa, you and your stories; Bart is a vampire, beer kills brain cells. Now lets go back to that... building thingy... where our beds and T.V.... is".

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