Why do women love Jayne?

POSTED BY: ItsaWash
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ITSAWASH

Monday, March 13, 2006 10:56 PM

Hi all. I'm on a quest to prove to a non-believer that Browncoat women adore the big merc, the Hero of Canton, the man they call Jayne. You in? If so, please tell me about it, give me details on why he's easy to love.

And if you happen to think he's a good love-match for Kaylee (sorry, you Simon/Kaylee lovers) then tell me that too. Hope to hear from you soon!

Pic courtesy of KellyofLuthien

V

Tuesday, March 14, 2006 12:28 AM

I always thought Jayne was more of a big brother to Kaylee, in a distant sort of way, but still would jump her bones.

Well, ladies, LOOK AT HIM! He's twice the Harrison Ford, and Twice the badass. He's the only ass kicker who can look sexy and have a girls name.

Remember, Remember the fifth of November

URSULA

Tuesday, March 14, 2006 1:13 AM

Have you freakin' SEEN the man? YUM!!!

Also, you could always trust him to brush your hair and give you a wonderful peptalk on the eve of battle.

RITAK7

Tuesday, March 14, 2006 1:27 AM

Cause yummy yummy yummy! Don't we all want to tame a bad boy?

BOOKADDICT

Tuesday, March 14, 2006 2:02 AM

'Cause the man's gorgeous, and have you seen his muscles. I always like muscles. He's got lots of funny lines and might be redeamable(that's spelt wrong).

I like the Jayne/Kaylee thing because it seems more natural. The doctor is way too stiff and serious.

3HEADEDMONKEY

Tuesday, March 14, 2006 2:47 AM

Cause of his swinging cod of course.

CANTONHEROINE

Tuesday, March 14, 2006 3:17 AM

Because he's big and gruff, but you just KNOW there's a smooshy centre.

You see glimpses of it in the Pilot eps - those few seconds watching Kaylee's operation give away a hell of a lot about how he feels about her; also in Jaynestown (struggling with the senseless death of that Mudder), and he was more scared of the rest of the crew finding out about his betrayal in Ariel than he was of being blown out the airlock. There's also a second in Serenity, right after Book's death, where you see him struggling to contain himself (closed eyes, big swallow). Plus, the man really loves his Ma. (The look on his face when he pulls out that hat gets me every time - more than him actually wearing the thing).

There's so much more to him than the 'Big Dumb Merc' tag he gets stuck with. Makes you wanna find out what it is.

Some of us women are suckers for the bad boy with a good heart. And, hey, all them muscles don't hurt none either. Man's just so gorram pretty.

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"Now somethin' about that is just downright unsettlin'."

MATTCOZ

Tuesday, March 14, 2006 3:31 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by ItsaWash:
And if you happen to think he's a good love-match for Kaylee

He's 20 years older than her, so no.

JAYNESBUNKWOMAN

Tuesday, March 14, 2006 3:51 AM

Finally a thread for me!!

First off, before I go any further, Jayne and Kaylee. Nope, ain't gonna happen. Not 'cause he wouldn't, she wouldn't. Not her type, otherwise he'd a been twixt her nethers and not some batteries.

NOw, having got that off my chest I can move on the point of this, which is to get Jayne on my chest, or any other part of me

He's tall dark and handsome and in my book that makes him yummo!! Oh yeah, and the blue eyes that you can just imagine all heated up with passion. That combination, TDH and blue eyes - my downfall, all my life. Ok, that's Adam not jayne....He's got arms that size of, well, they're magnificent, look like they can hold a girl and keep her safe. His legs, mmmmmmmmmmm, size of small trees (i'm guessing here 'cause we never really got to see them in FF or BDM)He'd defend her and be honest, although maybe not in a politically correct kinda way.Puts up a gruff exterior which can only man he's softer on the inside. You can see that when Kaylee gets shot, among other instances. He cares, just doesn't want others to know. I think he would work hard to keep a girl (as he likes to get sexed - and really which girl doesn't, or wouldn;t at least with him. *Kay - am kinda new here so don;t want ta offend or nothin'...maybe i should write some fanfic to explore this a little more....* He'd wear stupid things she made 'cause it showed how much she cares.

hmmmmmmmm, JAyne, the hero of canton, with the orange hat his momma knit him.....

I'll be in Jaynes bunk

JONUS

Tuesday, March 14, 2006 4:38 AM

I'm a dude and I don't love Jayne (at least not that way). I just envy his physique.

I'm a Jedi.
I'm a Ringer.
I'm a BROWNCOAT.

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