Pirates Versus Ninjas
POSTED BY: themantheycalledJames
UPDATED: Wednesday, March 8, 2006 23:27
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Ninjas are not Jedi they can't redirect ****
plus the Pirates would fire another cannonball at them!
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Originally posted by themantheycalledJames:
Ninjas are not Jedi they can't redirect ****
plus the Pirates would fire another cannonball at them!
I'm afraid I know nothing about Jedis. But Ninjas hit the cannonball at the exact angle to send it flying wherever they want.
If the pirates fire another cannonball and the ninja is, for example, lazily scratching his back with his ninja sword, the ninja will then just command the cannonball to stop, and it will self-destruct in shame.
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Okay as I see it this is how it goes.
Ninja's kick pirate ass unless said pirate happens to be incapable of staying down. Think about it Mal gets hit he gets up Mal gets shot he gets up basically don't matter what you do he's like a zombie you have to detach the head from the body. Other than that Ninjas kick pirate ass hard. Then of course Reavers eat the Ninjas because of superior numbers then the psyic ballarina and the vampire slayer kill every Reaver in the verse. And last but not least Chuck norris lays the smack down on the Alliance for being corrupt. After the smack down has been laid he lends a hand to help fix up Serenity cause he's just that kind of guy he is. Angel show up late and starts hitting on River to make Buffy jelious but River reads his mind and breaks six of his ribs. But Buffy doesn't care cause Jayne's such a hottie and they have sex in Mr. Universes compound untill it falls down and everyone lives happily ever after.
An I carried such a torch
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