Pirates Versus Ninjas

POSTED BY: themantheycalledJames
UPDATED: Wednesday, March 8, 2006 23:27
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THEPISTONENGINE

Tuesday, March 7, 2006 12:20 PM

Na Uh! Chuck Norris would so roundhouse kick the shit out of Nathan! Chuck Norris is incapable to destruction, he is a diety.

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Or the ULTIMATE battle. Malcolm Reynolds vs. Chuck Norris. Who'd win? The swordsmaster or the master of the roundhouse kick?

Nathan Fillion beats Chuck Norris.

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Carry the Nuttin'

OTMA

Tuesday, March 7, 2006 4:56 PM

The rule of ninjas is that the power of any given ninja is inversely proportional to the number of ninjas present on the same side. In any movie where there are armies of ninja, they are not very impressive, but a single ninja in a movie is almost godlike. This is why ninjas sometimes go rogue and leave their clans. By going solo, they become much more powerful. Their clan starts hunting them down, but who cares? since they left, they can kick their clan's butt solo. The one exception is if they are old and have a student. Then they get killed to spur the student on to revenge.
In any case, pirates, by contrast, operate in crews. A solo pirate, however (ex; Errol Flynn) can often kick butt on pirate crews. The rule doesn't apply as uniformly as it does to ninjas, but still has some truth to it.
Thus, one ninja always beats many pirates. One pirate always beats many ninjas. Many ninjas vs. many pirates would be a big, messy fight, a toss up. One ninja vs one pirate would be very impressive, and the outcome will depend on who is directing, and which role has the cooler star.

THEMANTHEYCALLEDJAMES

Tuesday, March 7, 2006 11:17 PM

I never thought about it that way,but you're completely right

...but I'm still gonna have to go with pieates

THEPISTONENGINE

Tuesday, March 7, 2006 11:26 PM

I don't know if I agree about the pirate bit. I thought pirates were fairly terrible one on one except the captains, who were pretty fabulous. I was fairly sure their strength lie in numbers.

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Carry the Nuttin'

CITIZEN

Tuesday, March 7, 2006 11:30 PM

Nathan Fillion doesn't sleep, he waits.

Anyway, Ninja Space Monkeys everytime. Anyone who dissagrees with me will feel the wrath of my Monkey Ninja hordes!

Fly my pretties flyyy!!

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*THUMP*
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Right right, Monkey Ninjas, no wings, can't fly, got it.

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FOLLOWMAL

Tuesday, March 7, 2006 11:35 PM

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The rule of ninjas is that the power of any given ninja is inversely proportional to the number of ninjas present on the same side. In any movie where there are armies of ninja, they are not very impressive, but a single ninja in a movie is almost godlike. This is why ninjas sometimes go rogue and leave their clans. By going solo, they become much more powerful. Their clan starts hunting them down, but who cares? since they left, they can kick their clan's butt solo. The one exception is if they are old and have a student. Then they get killed to spur the student on to revenge.
In any case, pirates, by contrast, operate in crews. A solo pirate, however (ex; Errol Flynn) can often kick butt on pirate crews. The rule doesn't apply as uniformly as it does to ninjas, but still has some truth to it.
Thus, one ninja always beats many pirates. One pirate always beats many ninjas. Many ninjas vs. many pirates would be a big, messy fight, a toss up. One ninja vs one pirate would be very impressive, and the outcome will depend on who is directing, and which role has the cooler star.

You my friend, literally got a standing ovation from me!

" You hold. Hold til I get back." Mal

THEMANTHEYCALLEDJAMES

Wednesday, March 8, 2006 4:52 PM

Well Ninjas usually need to sneak around so if one Ninja had to kill abunch of pirates and was caught when alone ninja would be pretty screwed

Swords versus cannons ...not a fair fight

AZTECHROME

Wednesday, March 8, 2006 10:34 PM

Dude, a good ninja could cut every rigging line, kill the first mate and then escape undetected.

He would then wail on his guitar.
If he failed at his mission he would be forced to commmit hari-kiri by frisbee.

Pirates just don't have that kind of dedication.
I think the inversely proportional relationship between number of ninjas and power is intriguing. I hadn't thought about it, but it's totally right.

Ninjas are totally sweet. Pirates are more 'yarrgh'.
I have to go with sweet, by which i mean totally awesome.

ANNA

Wednesday, March 8, 2006 10:45 PM

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Swords versus cannons ...not a fair fight

No, it's not. The ninja would deflect the cannonball with their sword and redirect it so it kills a city of starving baby orphans.

ALGUS

Wednesday, March 8, 2006 10:49 PM

The Operative isnt a Ninja. Sure he may be a mammal and he MAY flip out and call people and he may even be totally awesome but does he fly in his free time?

Oh wait, he has a spaceship...

Nevermind, the Operative is a Ninja. He's just so awesome that he let Mal think he won. But Im sure he totally flipped out and killed some purplebellies later on.

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